Dear all employees,
First, I would like to point out that, no, I am not dead. Yes, the infamous Mr. Blackwater has indeed survived with you into the new wasteland we find ourselves in today. However, you should not panic as with my leadership, we WILL become the dominant power that we once were. This I swear!
Second, I would like to point out that ADAM is not a personal little toy. He is one of the most advanced creations of all time, and you shall all treat him as such. Just the fact that he is a self-thinking, all-knowing artificial intelligence makes me amazed, but it is the fact that without him, the Order would crumble is what I am really proud of. If he were to, say, betray us one day, then I would activate Operation: Last Resort, which you all know would NOT be something you would want to go through.
Now, back to the good side of this message.
Now, I know that being in various vaults and secure underground facilities for so many years has been a very difficult trial, but on the bright side, at least our cryo-chambers have kept you all nice and cozy up until you were released, yes? Though, I can imagine that after (How many years has it been now? I have lost count! Hahaha) being put in the chambers during a few hundred nukes dropping on your heads, and then waking up to only be greeted by the harsh wasteland of former America can be very...stressful. However, remain calm! The Order looks after it's own, and as long as you remember this, and the other rules, then you will be fine.
Now, back to the third thing. Yes, third, you all have been awoken by ADAM and were given the small little message of what you were expected to do in this new world, right? Of course you did. ADAM never makes a mistake. Now, I am making this message to inform all of you that, yes, your boss is indeed very much alive and, yes, I can kill you very easily if you fail me. As long as we understand each other, I am sure that all will be well.
Well, it is time to sign off my friends. The Order's time to make itself known has almost arrived, and when it does, I want to make sure that we are ready. However, I have one last piece of business to take care of...
-Mr. Blackwater, CEO of Blackwater Incorporated and Supreme Leader of The Order.
(Note was found attached to this message:
Message was recovered three weeks ago. Not sure why it was never released to the Order's forces, but maybe it had something to do with ADAM? -SL)