Canary in a Coal Mine
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Joined 03-12-12, id: 830553, Profile Updated: 08-12-12

Hello Everybody! My name is Canary in a Coalmine (Named after the awesome song)

Profile pic is a miner with a canary in a cage.

I may post some stories, and I would ask if you could give me criticsim. :D

I'm not telling anything about my age,race,etc. on here, other than the fact that I am male. :P

I like quotes,video games,music,movies,tv shows,some poetry, and dogs.

I loathe fanfiction,advertisements,young children,people who are convinced that video games can train people to kill, and most romance stories.

Random stuff!

I am Team Silent Hill > Resident Evil.

Remember not to mess with Beyonce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEkPsese47w

Modern Music: nearly as bad as the 80's.

My list of overrated "classics":

To Kill a Mockingbird: Atticus is the man, but eveything not related to him and the trial is meh.

The Shining (movie): Only parts of it I liked are Shelley Duvall's acting, the setting, and the transcript Wendy finds. (shoot me now)

Halloween (original): Characters are stupid, plot is obvious, and Michael is more hilarious than scary.

Alien: None of the characters except Ripley, Jonsey the cat, and maybe Parker are likable. Besides, it is really not scary or even disturbing. (Chestburster scene is still awesome, though)

I'm a reality competition show addict:
Survivor (Nicaragua-present)
Amazing Race (just started with season 20)
Top Chef (7-present)
Top Chef: Just Desserts (all)
Hell's Kitchen (3-present, but I watched 1 and am watching 2 on Hulu.)
Around the World in Eighty Plates (all)
Next Food Network Star (7-present)
MasterChef (all)
Platinum Hit (so sad that it was only for one season)

(I really like cooking, if you haven't noticed. It's just a hobby, though)

Tales of series fan:

Graces>Abyss>Symphonia

Symphonia Character Ranking:

1.Raine
2.Sheena
3.Zelos
4.Presea
5.Genis
6.Lloyd
7.Colette
8.Regal

Abyss Character Ranking:

1.Jade
2.Natalia
3.Tear
4.Luke
5.Guy
6.Anise

Graces Character Ranking:

1.Malik
2.Pascal
3.Cheria
4.Hubert
5.Asbel
6.Sophie
7.Richard

Final Fantasy sort-of-maybe-fan:

FFV>FFIV>FFXIII-2>FFXIII>FFVII>FFVIII

Gilgamesh is awesome! :D

Death and Such by Bingo reviews
Removed. Sorry, man.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete