whatthegreencarrothide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Romance, and Supernatural. I'm considering editing How To Be A Cross Dresser. Everything else is probably just going to sit there. None of it is good, but I'm not taking it down because numbers matter to me and I like seeing the amount of reviews. That's a mix of sarcasm and the depressing truth. Things you can always message me about: Music, Chuck Palahniuk, and hate for all things SAT-related I love alternative and indie rock, so anybody who listens to Neutral Milk Hotel automatically gets best friend honors. If you listen religiously to NMH, the Strokes, or Nirvana, message me so we can have a squeal-fest together. Stay away from Thought Filter above all other things. It's dramatic, unrealistic, and makes me throw up a little every time I think about it. In the unlikely event that I edit it, at least eighty percent of it is going to go. |
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Chroma by Alora The Sleepy reviews
Oh, yes. Nate Rochester was someone you could fall in love with at first sight. I might have, had he not ruined the moment with, "There's a difference between people-watching and stalking, you know." Inspired by Something Corporate's 'Konstantine'. /REMOVED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Walls Apart by bangbangstartagain reviews
[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,951 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
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Bite Size reviews
"So vampires don't sparkle." ". . . Yeah, no, I'm not even going to dignify that with a response."
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,451 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012
Thought Filter reviews
The thought filter. It's something that processes the thoughts from your brain to your mouth. Every human has it. Except for me. Which is why that, when the most wanted boy in the school sits next to me, I tell him without a second thought, "You're hot." [DISCONTINUED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,087 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012
How To Be A Cross Dresser reviews
Okay, so maybe becoming a cross-dresser to get into a boy band wasn't the best idea ever. Scratch that, it was a terrible idea. But when I saw that poster in the mall for auditioners, I just couldn't resist. So I decided to give being in a boy band a shot. Good job me...except for the part that I was a girl. [HIATUS]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,598 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012
Candy Bars reviews
He was the basketball MVP of the school. She was the co-captain of the cheer team. Together, they were the school's golden couple. And the only thing standing between them was me and a couple of candy bars. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
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