Demortem
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Joined 04-04-12, id: 834054, Profile Updated: 05-09-12
Author has written 7 stories for Life, Religion, Spiritual, Humor, General, War, and Family.
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Magic Master by the-lovely-anomaly reviews
What if God is a magician?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Complete
SEX! and other things that start with Q by Bob the Flying Monkey reviews
Half Dead lives a mediocre life with a mediocre spouse in Mediocre Ville. His neighbor is an annoying goodie-two-shoes whose death he and his lover Beyond are plotting the death of. Join the deranged couple in their search for happiness. And more victims.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012
Hush by WishmiesterBeta reviews
She's lost her mind in the sound of fists on flesh, the crack of bottles smahing over drywall. She keeps her hands on the mattress and her mouth shut. He provides the ginger ale, the quiet rooms for them to run to, the gentle push against her hips.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
Mold by WishmiesterBeta reviews
When make-up sex doesn't make up for what happened before. When no one knows what to say. When nothing is right. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
Dancing With Wolves: Blaze by The-Sakura-Chan reviews
Emma always thought that the dog in her childhood was just a dog. That is until the dog goes missing and a mysterious man appears in it's place. Will Emma be as accepting of her old 'companion' once she knows the truth?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,124 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
My Fallen Angel by Shiore-Hikaru reviews
A poem that was dedicated to someone special in my life.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
A Tale of Misery by JoyHeart reviews
I was supposed to create a Courtly Love poem for my Medieval Studies class, but didn't feel particularly loving when I wrote it. Consequently, the theme here seems to be: Cheating is fun until you get caught. Which fits courtly love anyway.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete
Temporary Insanity by Lady Macbeth's Murderer reviews
She suddenly turned around and kissed me. I didn't know how to react. I knew I should push her away: I should trust seventeen years of bible study, yet I wanted her to keep kissing me. I didn't want to stand up for my beliefs right now. F/F
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,506 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009
mnemonic by hellomister reviews
I love you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2008
Death's Doorbell by UtterWeirdo reviews
Being old, male and dying doesn't mean you can't keep a diary, and it doesn't stop such a diary from being read. Bitterness. Suicide. Dark.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Hope for the Faithless, Faith for the Hopeless by Alexis LePlume reviews
A scene from the lives of two people, with two different worldviews.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
I Surrender by asphyxiated reviews
I surrender to deaths sweet kiss.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2006
We Killed God by logical-unreason reviews
A Resubmission, I'd Really Like Some Reviews, I Love You Girls And Guys, Will Review In Return. PLEASE REVIEW, There is no wrong or right, good is evil, dark is light.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005
An Exercise In Timeless Fascism by logical-unreason reviews
I Love Hitler, Stalin too, Bush is great, Mao he rules, go go Marx.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2005
Abortion, I Have No Love For A Child by logical-unreason reviews
Pretty strong stuff, review and I'll review in return.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2005
The Almighty Church Of Man by logical-unreason reviews
YOU NEED TO READ THIS, COME ALONG, A SERMON TO ALL, REVIEW AND I WILL REVIEW OU IN RETURN, 5th TIME I'VE SUBMITTED NOW, OHHHH YEAH, FOOLS DEVOTION.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2005
A Merry And Bloody Christmas To You All by logical-unreason reviews
Ho Ho Ho And A Bottle of Oil and Rum.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2004
I know now that God Must Exist by logical-unreason reviews
A collection of small arguments that prove without doubt God does exist.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/20/2004
All Of Our Love Has Come To Nothing by logical-unreason reviews
Review this and I will review you, I have submitted this so many times now, Please oh God God God read this, I am crying for attention, yes that is what summaries are for, forgive me, I will forgive you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2004
Bring It On by Resplendent-in-Fire-and-Blood reviews
A poem supporting war
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2004
Flowers in the Earth by logical-unreason reviews
More strange, strange drug trip poetry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2004
The Universe Redone, Number 31 by logical-unreason reviews
Review this and as always I will review you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004
The Human end by logical-unreason reviews
We should all die here after. Come on review!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2004
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I Hate My Mother
Inspired by 'The Almost Moon.' Dedicated to my mother: FUCK YOU.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete
I Hate Everyone and their Thoughts reviews
Drabble and shit 'bout an unknown war somewhere, somehow.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Complete
The Sky Pissed On Me reviews
When Joe fell inlove with a whore, whatever's left of his morals drained down the toilet. One of my earlier writings, not sure if I love it though. Please review and I will review back.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/9/2012
Mister Keister and his Caboose Friends reviews
A story about ASSES. Rated K because I can.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS STUPID ATHEISTS I DARE YOU reviews
I fucking dare you atheists to fucking read this, we theists are awesome and smart. Any person who reviews this will go to heaven, yes, you read me right.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
I Slaughtered the Owner of the Slaughter House reviews
Thoughts and anger inside my head at 6 in the morning. Yes, I hate god for not existing.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
The Suicidal Maggot reviews
A poem I wrote when I read Dostoyevsky.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete