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Author has written 18 stories for Romance, Thriller, Horror, Humor, Action, Life, Young Adult, and Mystery.
I have dark long brown hair and brown eyes.
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My newest story is 'Engagement'
The oldest is 'The Arranged Marriage'
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Attention All Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
-When life gives you lemons, throw them at life and say "I WANTED LIMES!"
-Reality is more fun when you make it up
-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid!
-Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field
-Love your enemies. it pisses them off
-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
-Tell the truth and run
-When in doubt, say a quote
-When in doubt, make up words!
-Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
-A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
-I'm not insensitive, I just dont care
-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
-I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
-Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
-Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask directions.
-I’m the author of my own life unfortunately I’m writing in pen and can’t erase my mistakes.
-I smile because I have no idea what's going on! :)
-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
-I ran with scissors, and lived!
-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
-Being weird is like being normal, only better.
-I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
-Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
-Boys are also like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
-I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why my room is never clean Who wants to clean there room on the last day of there life?
-Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
-I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
-Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
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