Author has written 4 stories for Young Adult, and Life.
I am a sarcastic and very cynical person. You see the glass as half full or empty, I see the glass as something to smash on someones head. I don't appreciate when adults say that you can be anyone you want to be and no one can make you be anything your not but whenever I am the real me, its never good enough. I also don't like when people say that you can believe aything you want but when you voice your opinion and they don't agree well then its not ok. And all that stuff about anti-bullying, the person being bullied should either tell someone who they know will do something or tell the bully off reguardless of the consiquences, short of anything involving blood,death or other various safty hazards. Just don't ever let them win, ever. The worlds not perfect and it never will be, just build a bridge and get over it but never give up hope. when there is no hope there is no point of life. One more thing don't believe everything you hear about me... the truth will scar you for life.
Age: None of your business
Birthday: 2/1 (This I'll give you)
Hair color: Black (Well really more of a really dark brown due to the sun)
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Favorite Color: Black (Was there ever any doubt)
Name Meaning: The strong and superior fire-born warrior
Favorite Movie: Harry Potter
Favorite TV show (on air): Body of Proof
Favorite TV show (off air): The Golden Girls
Favorite Book: Harry Potter
Favorite Musical: Anything by Starkid!!!
Political Party: Democrat/Liberal
Personality in 5 words: Sarcastic, Cynical, Dark, bitchy, perverse.
Favorite song: Dear Mr. President by P!nk
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (No just Vietnamese)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Alright I can live with this)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (OH you wish)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Oh 100%)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Honey, I’ve already been there and was kicked out for being too evil)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (Bordering Atheist, my mother would kill me)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (Well maybe just a little…)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (I may not be the most responsible person in the world but I believe that you should be)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (Well yes…)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. ( I may not act or dress like one but I sometimes think like one)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I happen to have self-respect unlike so many whores out there)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Not as much anymore but yeah I am)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.( I just don’t care what anyone else thinks)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Far from it darling, far from it)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.(actually yes and I enjoy it)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Apparently according to my doctor, I am slightly underweight)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.(I like school but homework sould take no more than ten minutes with a thirty minute break)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm a Pagan, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I am unique and far from a loser)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (You don’t want to take a trip through my mind. No amount of showers will ever make you clean again)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I don’t like parties or drinks)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I don’t fit in with anyone! And I never want to)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have a WRITING TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Not unless you are a horrible mess with no respect for the English language)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I’m not crazy! Just mentally disturbed)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (I fail to see how this would make any sense)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (American’s suck sometimes)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Oh the poor people who think it’s one or the other)
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I don’t dress like one but some of my thoughts are similar)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth (If the human race could go on without them then it would be rather fun)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Well that’s life. You don’t like it then go jump off a bridge)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I hate vampires)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE (I just don’t particularly get turned on by YAIO) I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Well pity the ones who are)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST hate Christains I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. (Girls are petty and immature. Now once they grow up, now we’re having a conversation)
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (No but it’s a shame for all the people who hate it)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. ( I disagree with everyone!)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I like correcting people what can I say?)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (Very)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (well yeah, that’s the point of being a lesbian)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (According to my parents I am, according to me fuck that)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I do it just to piss people off)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (It’s just none of your business)
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist. (Fire is fun)
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser I like watching people suffer so I must be sadistic. (Well yeah what other definition is there. And yes just slightly)
My works (May or may not be on this website)
If You Truly Knew Me...
I've been working on this for over a year and am only half done. I relate most to Stephanie but i have a little of each girl in me. I'm tiny like Clarissa, she's kind of my opposite though because I am not in the slightest innocent. I love the library like Sara. I'm rather ecentric like Adison. I'm intelligent like Eva, though less so. Like Kate I am a lesbian. I have a sister who gets all the attention like Autumn. I love riddles like Karoline. I don't want people's sympathy like Anna. I am protective of my friends life Carolyn is to her sisters. And I have a temper like Minerva. They're my girls.
Life at Middle School
I wrote this seres of short stories in 4th grade. They were good for a nine year old.
Sarah: Why Sarah without an 'H' is not a name
This was a joke between my school librarian myself