Jon Berkley
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Joined 04-28-12, id: 838580, Profile Updated: 03-08-14
Author has written 4 stories for Action, Horror, and Western.

I'm a 16-year-old boy who likes western movies and classical music. That probably explains why I've never had a girlfriend.

Not sure what to say here. I have a FF account, but only a few (not so great) stories there.

P.S. I suck at making up character names.

My favourites of culture:

Books: Fahrenheit 451, Pretty much every SF by Isaac Asimov, The Dark Tower (Except part 4, maybe), The War of The Worlds, World War Z, Metro 2033

Music: Diverse, I suppose. Motown (Marvin Gaye and the Temptations in particular), David Bowie, Queen (sometimes), Creedence, Tchaikovsky and Shostakovich, Johann Strauss II, Little Richard, Bo Diddley, Carl Perkins, Chuck Berry and the Everly Brothers.

Movies: The Big ones, mostly: A Clockwork Orange, Lolita, Dr. Strangelove: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb, but also Fargo, True Grit (Coen Brother's version, of course), Miller's Crossing, O Brother, where art thou?, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Paths of Glory, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Once Upon A Time In America and Once Upon A Time In The West, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Django and Django Unchained, Kill Bill, Metropolis, Ikiru and The Seven Samurai.

Video Games: Again the Big Ones: GTA, Battlefield, stuff like that, but also Dwarf Fortress, Victoria 2, EU3, no Hearts Of Iron, though.

Tv: Don't watch a lot of tv. I like Blackadder, I guess?

Comics: Corto Maltese, aw yeah!

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How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse by Lolitroy reviews
Duff became sixteen the day the world ended. Was she sad? Nah! In a zombie apocalypse, you can make graffiti on libraries, set buildings on fire, throw boomerangs at people... in other words, heaven. The only bad thing is the fact that you can't pee in peace... Reviews Returned!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,906 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/4/2019 - Published: 2/29/2012
Far Away From Home by Nicole Armas reviews
1917-1918: A Canadian soldier writes in his diary/journal about his experiences in the war. He tries to not let the war bother him but as time goes on it wears him down greatly
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Complete
Birth of a Hero by redFaust reviews
In the outback of Oregon, an unlikely boy gets turned into a hero. Short story, reviews welcome
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Complete
This Voice by Austin F reviews
This voice. This blasted voice. This damned voice! Review!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Complete
My Best Friend by Austin F reviews
"Goodnight Johnny, I'll see you in the morning." I say to the still form my best friend, as he hangs from the wall of my closet. Now he can never leave. Now he is here to stay. Review!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Complete
The Office by FearFiction reviews
After witnessing a brutal murder in the building across from his office, Darren starts to experience strange and terrifying events that force him to solve the mystery. But as the events unravel, Darren realizes that there is more to these incidents than just one simple murderer lurking among his coworkers.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012
Untitled Zombie Story by riddick1128 reviews
A group of high school students try to survive in post-apocolyptia surrounded by zombies, but quickly learn that the zombies aren't the worst thing in their new world. Rating may change later in the story. Looking for a beta
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012
CROSSROADS: Upon A Star by Lone Wolf Thunder reviews
For Christmas 8 yr old Billy Flynn wants to get rid of a bully so he wishes upon a star for help and help arrives in the form of notorious outlaw Reno Rogers.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
CROSSROADS: The Tall Man by Lone Wolf Thunder reviews
Stanley Braxton is a desperate man on the run, the only problem is... he can't remember who or what he's running from. He'll find his answer in Crossroads and it won't an answer he can live with.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Why I Don't Read Your Stories by Stephentchel reviews
Fairly self explanatory. There is a lot out there that irritates me, and after years of silent suffering I've decided to vent my frustration. Although this is mostly self therapy, I'm sure there are others out there who feel as I do, so I opted to share.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
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The Sewer
A little girl is lost in the old Sewer System of town and a rescue crew is assembled to search the sewers. But once inside, the rescuers find more than they expected.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Complete
The Bounty Hunter reviews
The leader of all lawmen, Lewis Clarke, is killed by John 'Goosebumps' Kane. Kane is fleeing towards the West and is chased by a man only known as The Bounty Hunter. This man is a mysterious mix between a citydweller and a hardened gunslinger. The Bounty Hunter chases Kane throughout a Wild West filled with not only humans... Rated T for violence.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013
Another Zombie Infection reviews
What seems just a string of assault crimes and murders at first, turns in a zombie infection. Luckily, the U.S. Army has deployed Marines who have to eradicate the threat. Everything will be all right in a few days, right? Guess again...
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012
A Hand On My Shoulder reviews
I don't know what's happening, I don't know what will happen, All I know is that if I turn around...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete