Nalene
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Joined 05-03-12, id: 839520, Profile Updated: 11-30-16
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

UPDATE 11/30/16

In case any of you who are reading OUC read this, sorry about the month-long break! November ended up being really, really busy for me (among other things, mostly writer's block), so I'll get back to writing as soon as I can and get the next chapter up within the next couple weeks! Again, sorry for the wait!


UPDATE 9/1/16:

For those of you reading Once Upon a Cliché, and wanted a recap up to chapter 12, here are some Google docs I hope will be useful:

Characters

Summary (chapter by chapter or overall)

I figured it was the least I could do since I haven't updated in so long. Thanks!


Hey there!

I don't have much to say, so here's all you need to know about me:

1. I love to write! (Obviously.) But I kind of suck at it usually, so let's hope it's been getting better.

2. I'm just a lost child stuck in an adult body. Well, adult-ish. I really have no idea what I'm doing half the time, just in general.

3. I will often return reviews if I see people have taken the time to jot down a thoughtful review on any of my works. So don't be shy! I like to hear what people think, good or bad! :)

4. I love meeting people on Fictionpress, and I've been told I can be a grammar Nazi, so if you ever need any help with editing or you'd like a beta reader, I'm here!

And finally,

5. Nalene Pen is just a pen name (yeah, I know, Pen. Dumb right? I've contemplated changing it but I'm too lazy now). "Nalene" is an anagram of my real name. Kudos if you can guess it.

Yay, 5! My favorite single-digit number. Anyway, that's it. Overall though, don’t be afraid to ask anything or leave a message! I don’t bite…usually.

--NALENE OUT--

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The Fallen by Rigatony reviews
It's not enough that I'm being stalked by a dark angel, nope, I've also lost a perfectly good shoe being hit by a truck and happen to have an army of demons chasing me down. Well, I guess you have to take a few detours before finding true love. Warning for language and mildly dark themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,206 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/2 - Published: 2/1
Jealousy Best Served Devious by hotcheri reviews
CHAPTER 27 Up Nov 17th 2016! All Kaylee has ever wanted was Ryder, but he's dating Celeste, Tyler's ex. Tyler is Ryder's arch rival and is therefore loathed by Kaylee, but when she ropes Tyler into her fake dating scheme to make Ryder jealous, chaos, mixed emotions and drama reign supreme. Because a tiny voice in Kaylee's head insists that Tyler isn't faking, and neither is she...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 176,134 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/17 - Published: 5/14/2012
Renegade by A Smile and a Bruise reviews
I used to look at my soul mark with a sense of fondness and excitement at the prospect of one day meeting my soulmate. I dreamed of traveling the world and learning about new cultures. I dreamed about sleepy Sunday mornings in bed and stolen kisses in the kitchen. What I never dreamed of was being rejected by the one person the universe had specifically chosen for me. Bummer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,882 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/6
Evolution by whats-with-humans reviews
It's hard enough being a socially deficient, awkward-as-hell peer mediator, but add to that a stupidly gorgeous and equally terrifying delinquent whose mission in life is to make me miserable, and you start to get a picture of how incredibly screwed I am.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,178 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 6/2/2006
Baby, We're So Close by foxcean reviews
In which it takes a double date, a pair of meddling best friends, a lot of stolen soda, and Tom Cruise to get Maya and Ezra to realize they're so damned sweet on each other. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2015
How to Play the Villain by EscapistRedux reviews
Eric, heir to a multi-billion dollar fortune, has fallen in love with gorgeous Charlie, who lives on the wrong side of the tracks. Now I've been sent to New York to break them apart. Why? Because Eric and I are engaged since birth. And it sucks because now I have to play the villain or lose everything. I have a clear idea how this ends. Yet I think I'm falling for him. FML
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,879 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
A Summer Solstice by NehemiaH reviews
All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
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Once Upon a Cliché reviews
What to do when your childhood crush drunkenly kisses you: A: Freak out. - Definitely. B: Slap him and demand what the heck he's doing. - Maybe. C: Kiss him back. - When he's dating someone else? Not to mention a very IMPORTANT someone else? As if! But that's exactly what I did. Fan-freaking-tastic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 6/6/2012
Where reviews
He'd forgotten his phone. "Where would I be without you?" 2:44 in bright white numbers. "Here." Here is where you'll be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2015