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Joined 05-03-12, id: 839520, Profile Updated: 09-24-12
Author has written 1 story for Romance.

Hey there!

I don't really have anything interesting to say. I wish I did :/ But oh well! Info about myself, for the stalkers and random bored people out there!

I came from Inkpop (R.I.P. inkies), switched to Wattpad (hate it), and now I'm here!

Pen Name: Nalene Pen

Real Name: Nalene scrambled. If you can guess it, I might just drop by and check out a story of yours ;)

Age: Guess?

Location: The US of A! California girls, we're unforgettable! ;D

Likes: Friends. Daydreaming. Animals. Reading. Writing. Drawing. Music. Movies. No homework. Eating. Napping. Clichés (I'm just a sucker for romance clichés). Peace, love, happiness, the usual.

Dislikes: Annoying main characters. Homework. Work in general. Lack of sleep. Seeing anyone insulted or being insulted personally. Having to always put subtitles on because I'm deaf as a... nearly deaf person. Having to walk up close to everything because I'm blind as a bat. Sucking at sports because I have the reflexes of a dead cat. And being stressed...but who likes being stressed anyway?

Copy and paste this into your profile if you're sick of these copy and paste things and...wait, what the hell is the point in copying and pasting this?

I've been writing since I was nine (or eight, if you count the weird story about super animals) and I got bored and wrote a story literally entitled My First Day of Babysitting. I still have it, it's still awful, but hey, I'm a sentimental person.

I love meeting people on Fictionpress, and I've been told I can be a grammar Nazi, so if you ever need any help with editing or you'd like a beta reader, I'm here!

Also, don’t be afraid to ask anything or leave a message! I don’t bite…usually.

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Evolution by whats-with-humans reviews
It's hard enough being a socially deficient, awkward-as-hell peer mediator, but add to that a stupidly gorgeous and equally terrifying delinquent whose mission in life is to make me miserable, and you start to get a picture of how incredibly screwed I am.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,178 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/5 - Published: 6/2/2006
Baby, We're So Close by foxcean
In which it takes a double date, a pair of meddling best friends, a lot of stolen soda, and Tom Cruise to get Maya and Ezra to realize they're so damned sweet on each other. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,696 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10
How to Play the Villain by EscapistRedux reviews
Eric, heir to a multi-billion dollar fortune, has fallen in love with gorgeous Charlie, who lives on the wrong side of the tracks. Now I've been sent to New York to break them apart. Why? Because Eric and I are engaged since birth. And it sucks because now I have to play the villain or lose everything. I have a clear idea how this ends. Yet I think I'm falling for him. FML
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,879 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/9 - Published: 8/14/2014
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Once Upon a Cliché reviews
What to do when your childhood crush drunkenly kisses you: A: Freak out. - Definitely. B: Slap him and demand what the heck he's doing. - Maybe. C: Kiss him back. - When he's dating someone else? Not to mention a very IMPORTANT someone else? As if! But that's exactly what I did. Fan-freaking-tastic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012