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Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,391 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 11/2/2004
The Wingwoman by White Rose Blossom reviews
Jace spread his arms. "I'm right here, Lex." My heart skipped a beat. "Uhm, no thanks, you probably have cooties and other diseases." Jace, man-whore that he was, was one of my best friends, not to mention my house mate. So falling for him probably wasn't a good idea, right? Shit. This is why I needed a dog.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
When you find someone's doppleganger by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT. Even though Borris drives me insane and pees on my carpet and steals my shoes, I can't help but love him because of his stupid serious eyes and the creases in his forehead and the dimple when he smiles - wait, that's Harry who gets the dimple, not Borris. But they're just so similar I can't tell the difference.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
Dense is to You, as Male is to Boy by lulu.lemon reviews
I had best friend Reece, semi-jackass Liam, sweet Landon, equally sweet Kara, and high on life Max. I’d be with Landon, who I’m not even sure I like. And help Reece get his girl, who he keeps anonymous. Not like best friends ever fall in love or anything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,798 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
Checklisted by Cheryl White reviews
"What's this? A checklist from some girl magazine?" Kent mused. "It's none of your business." There's no way I'm explaining it's a checklist Cam wrote to make me realize my feelings for Kent. Which is ridiculous because I'm NOT in like with him. Twoshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Life Isn't a Video Game by a LITTLE bit extraordinary reviews
So, what's the deal with you and video games? Are you some kind of Mario Kart junkie or something? I mean, you're a star high school football player and you have a slightly unhealthy obsession with a video game about a plumber who rides in go karts. Cute.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Living Next Door by Jenecis reviews
He’s HOT, RICH and super SEXY. Josh Mitchells is the epitome of perfection. Girls worship him and guys envy his popularity. The only problem: he’s my next door neighbor. CHAPTER 9 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,500 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2005
Love After Many Sights by luvsummer reviews
It wasn't love at first sight. In fact, she didn't think much of him when she first laid eyes on him. She didn't think much during the second time either. But after a few more sightings, she didn't know what to think. One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
How to snag a boyfriend by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT Stand there and nod and smile and ooh and aah while he talks just so it seems like you're interested when in fact the Playschool 'Goodbye song' is playing on repeat in your head.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Homewrecker for the Hospitalised by FizzyLizzy reviews
It would have been the most perfect, heart-to-goo-inducing couple had I not butted my sorry ass into it. Sorry, folks. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Laser tag my heart by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT. Something fishy was going on, and my suspicions were confirmed when Ryan walked past and told me it was just me and Zach left, all alone in this dark, dark place with many corners and hidey-holes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Dropping the Act by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Jealous?” He knew the damn answer to that. She grabbed him into place so that no space existed between them. He knew he wished it were like this forever. “You wish.” Cute how they try to run when all they need is each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Dunk 'em by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT "It's freezing!" I said."We can have a hot make-out session after." My eyes widened: not at his crude suggestion, but at the fact that I almost let myself say yes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete
Test Me by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT Tall, athletic, toned, brunnette, god-like, amazing at soccer even though I will never tell him. I thought he hated me. He thought I hated him. Then there was Halloween last Friday night.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Bullshit by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT "You're just scared to admit how much you want me, too." "Bullshit." "Really? Is it?" I hesitated. Was it? He took my hesitation to mean no and took another step forward, which would have been fine if there was any space to take a step.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Safe With Me by Bomb in the Garden reviews
Amelia West has a secret: she can read minds. It's an ability that brings her into contact with a multi-pierced, tattooed boy named Mitch Cooper. // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Say It With A Card by Laura Schiller reviews
Taylor, who works at a greeting card store, wants nothing more than to be given a Valentine of her own. But what happens when she has to sell one to the boy she secretly likes?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Three Aspens by aileenrose reviews
First my dad had to drop dead on my sixteenth birthday. Then my mom sent me to therapy for "not grieving enough," where the only person remotely close to my age is the most annoying boy on the planet. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,078 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009
Just Because by candii-apple reviews
Because being with him isn't just anything - it's kind of everything. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Best Friends by jennycraig10 reviews
After a fight with his girlfriend, the one he turns to is his best friend. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Just a Tad by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Commercials by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
He kissed me. I said nothing. He walked away. I called after him, 'You forgot something'. He looked at me coldly and asked 'What' I gazed up at him and whispered, 'This'. With that, I kissed him. SHORT ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Being with You by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “I heard you had a girlfriend. Kirk told me she was pretty.” Her voice was wobbly. “She’s beautiful,” he murmured. “Do you love her?” she asked after a pause. He said, “I’ll never love her like I loved you.” Suddenly, I couldn’t breathe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Yours and Mine by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. SKoW challenge response. “You're mine. And I'm yours. It's a whole big possession thing. Point is: I love you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Boys Suck by EruptingFender9 reviews
"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
A Love Story by brittle hearts reviews
One day, a girl and a boy fell in love without realizing it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Rain by Demeterr reviews
“Did you realize how long I waited for it to rain and for you to actually forget your umbrella?” he questioned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Sweets by its.Nothing.Special reviews
Because Hello Kitty and chocolate always make a relationship worth trying. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Your Shallow Habits by Jenecis reviews
I write for you, in spite of you and inspired by you ... Someone has to let you see, and it might as well be me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Let The World Know by Anepidekti reviews
[ONESHOT] Please…” I pleaded but he shook his head again. “I’m not doing this anymore. I refuse to.” He said with a finality that caused me to choke out a sob.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Good Girls Don't Play with Fire by adio kalinihta reviews
Reese was a good girl. Conscientious, effective, and thorough. Everything in her life was planned perfectly, except for a little infatuation with a certain arrogant brat named Cole Roderick. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete