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Joined 05-06-12, id: 839932, Profile Updated: 06-28-12

Hi there!
Uh, sorry if this is awkard. I normally don't do these things.
Okay, I'll just kind of tell you about me:
Favorite color (s)?
Red and blue!
Favorite sports?
Well, I don't really like sports a lot. I'm more of the type of girl who likes to come home and read a good book or eat (or both). However, I do like dodgeball, baseball, and tennis quite a bit. Sometimes I like soccer, too, but it's rare.
Hobbies?
As I said, reading and writing. I also like art, especially making things out of clay. I can't paint, though. At all. I suck at painting! :sniffle:
Random facts:
Just so you know, sometimes I get extremely hyper. So beware my author notes. Hehe.
Anyway, I'll probably update every two weeks the slowest and the fastest every weekend. Probably. I don't know. I'm on vacation right now so I don't have any lame homework excuses, but I'm still lazy. I will write, though. I promise!

So, I'll probably mostly write romance stories. I'm not sure though. Sometimes I might just write something else.

Anyway, enjoy my stories and lame sense of humor! I'll make you laugh with my attempt at making jokes. I hope.
Uh, yeah.

-cashmash.

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Bad Santa by Shredforme reviews
"You punched Santa Claus in the face?" he asked. I scowled at him. "You make it sound like the worst thing in the world." / One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
To Stay Below The Sea by DevonnyAuriel reviews
She loves everything about the sea but her father. The sea witch has similar feelings. A plan is devised and a spell is cast. But Happily Ever After is muddled when the human prince and the mermaid do not get along. Twisted version of The Little Mermaid.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,252 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete