Leila Archer
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Joined 05-06-12, id: 839962, Profile Updated: 03-16-13
Author has written 22 stories for Young Adult, Fantasy, General, Romance, Life, and Religion.

MY PROFILE


So! I have completely torn down most of my profile... it was beginning to look REALLY cluttered. Here's the much cleaner version:


UPDATES


Walking With Shadows: So, I don't think anyone was actually reading it, but in case you were, I'm tearing down Walking With Shadows, and doing a complete re-write. Sorry guys, but it's not that captivating!


ABOUT ME


Things I hate with a burning bloody passion: TWILIGHT!, When soda burns my nose, gross and smutty manga books (Bleh:P), when people act like jerks, when I have that one word on my tongue that I can't seem to remember, when I tell someone they made a typo or misspelled something and they go "Oh" and then leave it, things that don't make any sense, when commas are way overused, white dog hair on black clothes, clothes that are very uncomfortable, science that makes no sense, cookies that still taste all floury, gross food, doing dishes, dial-up internet, when people commercialize Christmas, really long and pointless lists like the one I'm making right now, hypocrites!

Things I love with a burning bloody passion: Writing, reading, drawing, my friends, my family, manga, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Dengeki Daisy, anything Fruba, Full Metal Panic, Full metal Alchemist, When something I write makes someone happy, that beautiful Christmas spirit, Asian food, the Japanese language, when people actually TRY to write something decent, and genuinely care about their writing, ninjas, FROGS!, people who are totally random (does that make me narcissistic?), horrible puns, blonde jokes... it's okay because I am one, Random spastic teachers, REALLY good poems, original ideas, making pretty pots on the wheel, talking in front of groups, dramas, classic literature, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, parodies.

In addition to a FictionPress account, I also have an account on Figment under the same pen name. It has more of my stuff posted. You can follow me there too... if you're interested that is. :)


BOOKS


Currently, here are my favorites:

LES MISERABLES by VICTOR HUGO!!! (It has won hands down so far.)

Otherllo by William Shakespeare

he Hourglass Door Trilogy by Lisa Mangum:
The Hourglass Door
The Golden Spiral
The Forgotten Locket
(It's a very close second to Les Miserables for me, yet nothing alike!)

Ranger's Apprentice by John Flanagan

The Princess Bride by S. Morgenstern

Fruit's Basket by Natsuki Takaya

Death Note

Magyk series by Angie Sage
Magyk
Physik
Flyte
Queste
Syren
Darke
The Magykal Papers

Carrier of the Mark

Skullduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy

More Recently I have discovered an amazing new manga titled Dengeki Daisy. It's sooo good!

Right now that's all I can think of, but I'll add anymore good reads when I remember them... or if I discover any new ones.

Check out my forum and recommend any books you like later! XD


DEEP STUFF


-Month One-

Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.

-Month Two-

Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

-Month Three-

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.

-Month Four-

Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl m fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

-Month Five-

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

-Month Six-

I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!

-Month Seven-

Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus’ arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?

If you’re against abortion repost this and tell his story.


Every abortion is just..

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.


The girl you just called fat...she's overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly...she spends hours putting on makeup, hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped...he is abused enough at home.

That man whose ugly scars you just laughed at...he fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying...his mother is dying.

The boy you teased for wearing pants in one hundred degree weather...he only has one leg.

The kid you snicker at because he bites his nails all the time...he's dying of cancer and he's counting down the days.

Repost this if you're against bullying.*


95% of Teens would panic if Justin Beiber were about to jump off a 247 ft high building. Copy this to your profile if you would be the other 5% who would grab a bunch of friends, a chair, popcorn, and yell JUMP!


MY SISTER AND MY "SISTER"


So, I have an actual sister on this site, and her work is amazing. If any of you are into poetry, or short stories or stories with antiheros or crime or even a little bit of a futuristic feel to them, you should totally check her out. Sneek a peek at The Perfect World, it's fantastic! Her name's Risen Brimille. Then I have a "sister" on this site. Her name's Sy Archer. We're best friends outside of FictionPress, and on the site too. She also writes poetry and some really cool and unique fantasy stories. You should check out her story Destined. That's all I have to say on that matter!


THE END... I may add more later. XD


Thanks for reading. XD

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The Mute and The Liar by Victoria Best reviews
I am a mute who only cares about mysteries. He's a liar who only cares about his youth gang. I didn't mind him, until he decided to break into my house, steal my salad, and oh yeah, kidnap me. / Most creative plot SKOW award winner / Featured on Project Fiction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,510 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/11/2012
Elements (old version) by Paigeeh reviews
Analese is just a normal girl. Though for her, this 'normal' world where everyone has an Element they learn to control and where the government isn't all its cracked out to be, is about to change. Her element is developing and wreaking havoc upon her life
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/14/2011
Everything I Need by The Smile Machine reviews
He winked and turned around to return to his desk, giving me a glimpse of The Complete Collection of Poems by Edgar Allan Poe sticking out of his back pocket like a sign with big red words saying, "I am attractive and intelligent. Do me now." The universe did not play fair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,452 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
Come Rain Or Come Shine by cutelittlelawyer reviews
We can never predict the future. One event, one choice, can change a person's life forever. Kenzie, Derek, Dylan and Sophie each have a challenge to overcome. Together, these four people learn the importance of honesty, trust, friendship and courage as they realize that coming back from the edge is something nobody can do alone.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 210,826 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012
Gone Squared by elemein reviews
Celeste, a simple girl whose a senior at Indigo High gets kidnapped at a danceparty; only to be saved by her two best friends. A living nightmare she wishes to let go of, but keeps coming back to haunt her. While at the same time, she starts to build feelings for one of her best friends; Magnus. Will she ever find out who kidnapped her and why? What about her feelings for Magnus?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012
Medication by A.R. Regnant reviews
Flash Fiction
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Complete
A Thousand Words by cutelittlelawyer reviews
Joe wishes for a past he can't reclaim. Amanda has a past she wishes would go away. He has secrets, she has problems, and both of them are desperate for a friend.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012
The Dating Game by fallingWish reviews
It was dark. Very. Dark. It was loud too. Very loud. Mostly because inside the school gym, the dating game had just begun. Which meant, sadly, my day of Hell had just begun as well.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
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Animal Identity reviews
What happens when you get a school with a secret, a ditzy blonde guy with proffessional league flirting skills and a dark past he knows nothing about, and a clueless new-girl? A misuderstanding of epic proportions. Please read and review. The favor will be returned!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,641 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012
Leila's Poetry Collection reviews
A collection of poems I've written about anything from love, to death.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012
Lost and Found reviews
The room was upturned in a chaotic search for something lost. In looking, that something was only proved to be more lost then before. A dresser lay on its side, the contents bursting out like abandoned relics of the past. Amid a bed, the sheets stripped bare, sat a girl. She hugged her knees desperately sobbing. Please read and review this! It's short, but it has a powerful end.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2013
Wingless reviews
I wrote this poem as a short morsel of thought for anyone who feels like they might fall if they try something. Anyone who's afraid to spread those wings.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012
In Stronger Winds reviews
I think we all feel like this sometimes. Like we've been torn away from something we've grown to know all to well. But the most important thing we can do is brush off.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
Waking Up
He woke up in the hospital, in more than one sense. The only thing in his head was a jumble of names that meant nothing to him... one of them his own. For two weeks he refuses to confront the past, terrified of what he will discover about himself. What kind of person was he before the incident that took his memories? Before he even knows, he starts to become that person. Please R&R
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2012
White Robes reviews
A poem for those who have fallen, but are determined to get back up. Know that you can.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
Seashells
You can ask why. What good will it do? Those nights alone you cried...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
I Feel Fine reviews
A short poem that embraces a feeling we are all familiar with at some point in time.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
His Final Cry
A look inside the broken mind of a killer.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 10/18/2012
Here There Tomorrow reviews
Why it's so much easier to live in the moment.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
Do You?
Do you still remember? Those words, The ones you slipped into my head...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
Difference
A short observation that I discovered the hard way.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
Dead to the World
Fourteen words about sleep.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
Caught Between
This poem was inspired by something that actually happened to me. This is for anyone who's been let down by a person you thought really cared about you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
Broken Wings
A Poem I wrote from the perspective of a character in one of my stories. I'm not going to say who, as I don't want to give things away. :)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
Blank reviews
A poem about writers block... and maybe something deeper?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
AP Chemistry reviews
A short bit of thought vomit that came out when I was supposed to be listening to a lecture.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
Against the Currents
For anyone out there who's swimming away from the flow of everything else around you. This one's for you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
Rebels reviews
Three young teenage boys. One hijacked cargo truck filled to the brim with dangerous drugs. What could go wrong? Please read and review. The favor will be returned!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2012
Goodbye Again reviews
Five years after a press conference, two years after tragedy, a doctor struggles to forget. But history has a way of repeating itself and the doctor stands helpless as his world crumbles away, again. He begins to question the reasons he started on the path he did and whether it is right to continue on it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
Walking With Shadows Book One: Shadow's Calling reviews
Afte her best friend tries to kill her, Lexia becomes aware of the existence of race of people thought to have been completely eliminated. But she soon discovers they are still being hunted... And she may be one of them.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012
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