RainEpelt
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Joined 05-08-12, id: 840263, Profile Updated: 08-23-12
Author has written 4 stories for Kids, Humor, Young Adult, and Essay.

Hey Everyone! Welcome to my profile! I know It's not very big right now but it will grow.

First I'll tell you about my self:

Age: Teen

Gender: Guess, but don't get it wrong!

Height: Tall for my age, good for basketball

Ethnicy: Guess.

Favorite sports: Soccer, Basketball

Least favorite sport: Football

Favorite foods: Pizza, Haitian Pates, Fried Plantains (hinting ethnic group)

Some of my Favorite Books: Martin's Dream Journey onto the Promise Land by Ron Stimphil http://www.amazon.com/MARTINS-DREAM-Journey-Promised-ebook/dp/B006P1CUFG (another hint)
I also like: Redwall, Warriors, Babysitters club (i am not a girl!), Chip Hilton, and some others.

Check out my poll on fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3776380/RainEpelt#

Quotes

"There are worst crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them." -Ray Bradbury

"Common Sense ain't so common anymore" -Anonymos

"If you check every cemetery for people who ate carrots, you would conclude that carrots are deadly." - Anonymus

"If at first you don't succede try, try again. If you still don't succede, give up." - Anonymus

"Trying the same experiment over and over and expexting different results is foolishness." - Anonymus

"If the Big Bang created everything, and it is predicted to happen again, what will happen to what's already created?" - Anonymus

"Smartphones are for people too dumb for themselves." - Anonymus

"A picture used to be worth a thousand words, now it's worth a photoshop." - Anonymus

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left." -Anonymus

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill

My Story Updates

School Wars is done. I could still use some more reviews for it.http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3034261/1/School_Wars

School Wars will be continued on Fanfiction under the title From Another World http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8320632/1/From_Another_World

If I has just been updated! http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3038070/1/If_I

I am a Survivor, I will Survive is a one-shot that I will extend into a story.

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You know what's stupid by RedX9 reviews
Personal rants from personal to the very personal
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,592 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 4/25/2012
Shadow of the Game by Hellstorm901 reviews
The development of Virtual Reality technology has led to the creation of Virtual Multiplayer Games (VMG's) the most popular of which, Fantasia World Online is launching its highly anticipated expansion, however, the popularity and spread of the game is leading to the walls between Fantasy and Reality collapsing as gamers find Virtual to be more appealing than Reality.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 1/1/2013
12 words by RedX9 reviews
Think of how the story would end...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012
Cousins, College, and Other Curiosities by RuciliaChrisSpellson reviews
A cousin who just got his act together. A cousin who had her act altogether all along. And another cousin who wisely decided to follow in his older sister's footsteps. All are living in the same house and going to the same college. Will they survive or drive each other completely insane? Will the teachers survive? My first long fic! Please review. Constructive Criticism Welcomed!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012
Doink the hungry pig by HyperHobo reviews
Doink was hungry. So he ate. Then he ate some more. His eating was going out of control. Soon there would be nothing left to eat. Nothing good was going to come out of that... too bad Doink didn't think about that and continued eating.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
Alex's Joke by RuciliaChrisSpellson reviews
He actaully thinks He's funny.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2012
On Politicians, Subsidies, and Movies by RuciliaChrisSpellson reviews
A friendly discussion between cousins - -!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
Chris Spellson Rants on Disney by RuciliaChrisSpellson reviews
Chris is mad. So she writes an article about Disney. Poor Alex :
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Complete
A Joke About Planned Parenthood by RuciliaChrisSpellson reviews
Funny! A satire.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Complete
Why I Dislike Algebra A Chris Spellson Drabble by RuciliaChrisSpellson reviews
Chris Spellson rants on her summer homework.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Complete
Henry V by Bajazzo reviews
A short essay that I had to do in English. I do not hate Christians, I respect them; just had to do what was asked of me.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Complete
and then he went BOOM! with a Tank by Gingehfish reviews
Crazylaugh Insanity's life is far from normal. She herself has lost her sanity in the Ape Caves and is in a class full of creeps. When her nutty teacher packs them off to military camp, Craze and her friends will have quite an interesting misadventure.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012
Sticks and Stones by Soul of Life reviews
Chelsea was taken. Bau feels awful about it. His race is dying out though, so who will he help? His people, or the girl they have tortured? T for some violence.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011
Existence by Guilty Bird reviews
The year is 2405. There is a game called 'Existence'. The world’s most popular multi-massive role playing virtual reality game, it has garnered the attentions of the billions of people on earth...But one day, a boy's brother is found dead. We begin here.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,787 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009
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Random If I's reviews
*Renamed from If I* This a work of supposition. No plot exactly, but this is a big laugh!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012
The Three Purposes of Books
A short, informal essay about the different purposes of books.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
School Wars reviews
In a school, in some wierd town, where kids from different schools battle to the well, end. Elvis, not Presely is a Sergeant with five kids under him. What will happen when he and his troops find themselves wrapped up in somethings that are unexplainable? Look inside for the story of Ray, Joey, Jackie, Rose, Jay, April, and most importantly, Elvis as they fight for their school.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,668 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Complete
I am a Survivor, I Will Survive reviews
An African girl is captured from her village. This is her story. One-Shot that will later be made into a story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete