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Skinny Jeans and an Attitude Problem by Anonymous Soul reviews
Liz never imagined that she'd meet her prince charming for the first time stark naked, running through the school cafeteria. Guess it's a good thing she never believed in love at first sight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/1/2020 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Dragon Tale by Muriel423 reviews
What happens when 6 friends who have met in a chat room online meet in an all too real RPG game? And what happens when their only way out is to play the game and defeat the master of the Dragons?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 181,326 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/20/2019 - Published: 8/8/2012
How to Keep a New Year's Resolution by Eeliahs reviews
After losing her boyfriend, bestfriend and a great pair of Jimmy Choos in one disasterous NYE, Hannah decides to do all the resolutions she has ever failed in one year...all eight of them. But sinful friends and a kinda cute boss never makes things easy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Shattered Dreams by CassandraStacy reviews
I was eight when I quit believing in fairy tales. Being raped will do that. After years of abuse for sexual profit, I never dreamed of meeting my prince at a magical ball. But when midnight strikes can Charm break the curse…or must I learn to save myself?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Universal Choking Sign by Our Heartfelt Lies reviews
It was just that... Dorian Birch! He had a way of making me feel a little crazy. Like I had to take action somehow. Run away or pinch him or, well, flash him apparently. Sing in his band even if it was the last thing I ever thought I'd want to do. He was bound to be the death of me, one way or another.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,971 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,291 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Mac Vs PC: Infected by Jeex reviews
You are not living with me. You pissed in my hair in kindergarten, fed me mud under the guise of a cookie in first grade and stole my first kiss while trying to drown me!" His eyes only laughed in response, "All that before puberty? Now how to top that?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,190 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/8/2010
Stranger by Mardy Bum reviews
He was dark, handsome and killed anyone who looked at her. Amelia Spitz's heart never stood a chance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,384 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
How to Move On by justmaybe reviews
Complete. After being dumped, I was told by my best friend that the best way to move on is to have a rebound. So I kissed a stranger just to get it out of my system. The next thing I know, I'm seeing this guy practically everywhere I go.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,222 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Make It Nasty by xvson19 reviews
Emery Johnson has been crushing on her older brothers best friend for years, too bad in his eyes, she will only ever be recognized as 'Darrell's sister'. Ready to change that, Emery enlists the help of a single book to snare her dream man, but along the way someone else steps into the picture, shaking up the feelings that Emery thought were tightly secured and forever stable.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,055 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012
On the Run by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
I thought I liked Jeremy Rhider. And then he kissed me, shoved a briefcase in my hands, and jumped out my second story window. Now I'm under the watch of Agent Ryan Sumner, FBI. And he's about as thrilled with our arrangement as yours truly. Complete. NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,718 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Everything I Need by The Smile Machine reviews
He winked and turned around to return to his desk, giving me a glimpse of The Complete Collection of Poems by Edgar Allan Poe sticking out of his back pocket like a sign with big red words saying, "I am attractive and intelligent. Do me now." The universe did not play fair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,395 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
Dignity by Mardy Bum reviews
Because he'd never settle for just slaughtering lambs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,306 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
The Myth by MadameLeQueen reviews
It was a myth that a leprechaun leaves a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. My granddad left a message for me to find this pot of gold, so I went to unearth the damn money and instead found the greatest gift God has ever made: a naked Irish man in a pond. And baby, he was definitely at the end of the rainbow. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Complete
R Rated Princess by LoverofBach reviews
Damsel in distress cliche. But not really. Poor Rapunzal has been stuck in a tall tower since she was 6, just waiting for Prince Charming to kill the dragon guarding her and save her. And waiting. And waiting. And waiting. And...screw this she'll just kill the damn thing herself! ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
Cinderella and her AK 47's by LoverofBach reviews
Cinderella cliche. But not really . "And Cinderella decided to stop being such a pansy, and decided to stop waiting for some sparkly hero of love to save her. She realized prince was a stupid prick who wanted to break her foot by forcing it into a tiny glass shoe. So she pulled out her AK 47's and went to hunt down all those stupid shoe makers." ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Complete
Snow White and the Seven Twerps That Ate My Soup by Echo of the Wind reviews
Ugh. Life isn't fair. Karma's a bitch. My boyfriend poisoned me and I'm in the middle of a fucking forest. With 7 midgets. And a hottie. Great. Rated T for language. Review please! Changed the name. Old one got boring.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,732 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
A Life Guide to Prolonging the Inevitable by EruptingFender9 reviews
Video games and comic books are not cool. Charlie Moyer knows this. She doesn't need a constant reminder—especially from her worst enemy. But when she comes back five years later without the glasses and braces, Shane Griffith is first on her list.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,089 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
I Don't Love You and Other Lies by Renaissance Phoenix reviews
Lies fall from Jamie's lips as easily and frequently as fake moans from a porn star's, and they're not going to stop anytime soon. Add in a wizard, a lawyer, and a psychotic killer with his eye on Jamie, and we have some problems. NaNoWriMo 2011.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Underwear reviews
Since when do famous underwear models go to public high schools? Apparently, now they do, and all the bigwigs think it's "in." Selena doesn't give a flying rat's ass about fame, she just wants to continue ruling her school. But John, the model coming to her school, is intrigued. Even after she threatens to break his finger, he still wants her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012