TiltingAtWindmills
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Joined 05-12-12, id: 840952, Profile Updated: 11-12-12
Author has written 1 story for Horror.

As a writer:

I won't cut myself down as a writer trying to lower anyone's expectations but I would like to remind them that anyone can post stories on this site and we are not all professionals. That being said, tell me if I can improve on anything. Constructive critisism is deeply appreciated. Thank you.

As a reader:

I fawn over all sorts of stuff, and many times I'll repeat myself because there are only so many ways to tell a person they are an awesome writer. Not to say that I give out 'super amazing's and 'freak'in fantastic's out to just anyone, but I'm no 'American Idol Simon' either.


Words I like:

"Fellow students. Over the past week there's been a lot of confusion, and so we've asked for this assembly to clarify the difference between goth kids and vampire kids. Let us make it abundantly clear: if you hate life, truly hate the sun and need to smoke and drink coffee, you are goth. If, however, you like dressing in black 'cause it's fun, enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occult while avoiding things that are bad for your health, then you're most likely a douchebag vampire-wannabe boner. Because anybody who thinks they are actually a vampire is freaking retarded." South Park Goth Kid

"Blood is really warm. It's a lot like hot chocolate. But with more screaming." Zombie Haiku

"Remember guys, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot." Joker, Arkham Asylum

"A genius, huh? What does that mean? "Genius"? So I was not born with a whole lot of natural talent, not gifted like Nejiā€¦ but I work hard and I never give up!" Rock Lee, Naruto

"By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't even want to know the ending, because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was after so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, that shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, and meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folks in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding onto something...There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for." Sam, Lord of the Rings

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Bodies by immolatea reviews
The Zombie Apocalypse began seven years ago, but Andrew doesn't know that. He doesn't even know his name is Andrew. Why? Because he's part of the walking dead himself. Well, almost... he isn't completely braindead. People from his past help him remember Before. This includes the human Ben, and as you can imagine, Ben isn't too thrilled about the sudden undead attention. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,264 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 9/5/2013
Jinxing Remy by Lulu the Llama reviews
Remy has issues, sure, but nothing compared to what happens when he becomes known on the streets as the biggest and baddest mofo around, all due to a misunderstanding. So what's he to do when a REAL violent thug comes barging into his life, ready to beat him into slush in order to take his status? SLASH -COMPLETE! (SKoW Winner)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,264 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
The Right Thing by sorgbarn reviews
When Daniel Vickman's wife leaves him and their two children all he can think of is how to get her back. That is, until he meets Jacob Blixt and he starts to reevaluate how he has lived his life so far. But how do you go about to change your life when you are in your mid-thirties? And how much is love allowed to cost? Is there a price too high? Contemporary M/M romance, slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,074 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Cigarette Smoke by shakespeareia1418 reviews
In the filthy alleys of a backwater city, a scottish biker stumbles across a nineteen year old male prostitute. Passion flares between them, but their past scars and broken hearts prove all but impossible to overcome - and on the streets of a world that despises what they are, daily life becomes little more than a constant fight for survival. M/M romance. Contains adult themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,150 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012
Dehydration by Jill Montino reviews
Christian hates his emotions. All of his girly emotions. He really can't stand the numbness of illusioned loneliness, so he deals with it in his own, self-destructive way. But he's on the verge of spinning out of control. Anna is there, so he talks to her even though she doesn't understand. Pepper does though. Slash. GOING THROUGH REVISION.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011
Animal by CautionTape4BlackSkies reviews
He's not human. I don't know what he is. So... Why do I feel like this? BoyXBoy
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Complete
Close Your Eyes and Count to Ten by Jill Montino reviews
Isolation was just a part of the recovery; the bus stop and the blizzard were what really mattered in the end. Slash. Set in Sweden.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Complete
Moonlight's Wild Rush by Chasing Summer reviews
When young Nicky attempts to take his life he isn't given peace, but turmoil in the arms of a tempered alpha and his pack. What will he do with a possessive creature who refuses to let him go? Here he learns love, in the unlikeliest of places. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,009 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010
Bunny's Hell
Dangerous chats on ominous nights
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Published: 12/21/2013