K. P. Soprano
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Joined 05-12-12, id: 841002, Profile Updated: 07-27-16
Author has written 9 stories for General, Politics, Life, Love, and Humor.

I'm an internet-based writer and artist with too many pseudonyms (it's complicated). Not a week ago, I was known as King of Popcorn... and then N. V. Hirsch... now, I am simply K.P. Soprano. I hope you enjoy what I've written so far!

I mainly write satire, humor, and drama, peppered with action. Expect little to no romance.

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an account of the istanbul airport bombing by violet reflections reviews
istanbul ataturk airport was attacked yesterday, there was a shooting and bombs went off, and i was there. please read this.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29 - Complete
Indisposition by Birdhouse in Your Soul reviews
Born of the darkness, walking the path of damnation, Death's marionette. He killed to obliterate them all... To build a new world fit for the dark to rule.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 6/28/2011
Paradoks Perasaan by Lady Drosavera
Apakah kau sekonsisten yang kau kira?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - Indonesian - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1 - Complete
Deadville Recruitment by zanybellecloudo reviews
Jen is a warped ex-fighter who wants to kill anything that pisses her off, including her prat of a boyfriend James. They join Deadville Recruitment, an agency for managing the undead, most of whom live in harmony with humans, but a new band threatens to send the planet into disrepute, sucking out the souls of the living and using their flesh as fashion accessories. Warning: Rated M
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,111 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 6/26/2015
Dansar med stjärnorna by Lady Drosavera
Selembar kisah tentang apa yang terjadi kepada mereka yang senantiasa menghiasi kanvas bumi di malam hari.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Complete
socialist ventures with chambermaids by violet reflections reviews
whenever we are together, we are not. (female/female, an exercise in differing styles)
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
I am Just Scared by Chie Wisdom's Daughter reviews
So many things we never bother to notice. Question. And I fear what is going to happen if we don't begin now. So many things we take for granted. Never stopping to think that it can go away just as fast as it comes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Complete
L'Appuntamento by Vera Maharani reviews
Bagi Ve dan Pasha, kehidupan adalah peta yang telah jelas jalur-jalurnya. Seumur hidup menjadi siswa terbaik di sekolah terbaik, dan pada waktunya nanti, akan menjadi dokter terbaik. But you know...life is never set on a stone. "But once again you can change my life. Accepting this strange appointment has been a madness!"
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - Indonesian - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Complete
King's Garden by ETK reviews
Times remembered, memories of the past. A short vignette.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Complete
Unbroken by iwillbedauntless reviews
Sometimes, breaking is the best thing that can happen.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Complete
Daddy's Little Monstrosity by Artemis Brewski
Aileen loved to have tea parties with dead raccoons and her talking cat. Good thing Mr. Pebbles was able to cook up a tasty meal since Daddy became President and moved to Washington DC. One room; lots of scabs; twenty-two years and counting. Note: This article is also on devtome.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Complete
The Crack in the Wall by UAeme
"It's not nothing. I'm looking at the crack in the wall. One day it's going to get bigger and bigger until it opens a portal to another world, and then finally I will be able to leave this godforsaken place."
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,791 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Complete
Where to by Eloise.m reviews
You don't know
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
Sebuah Novel Yang Belum Selesai by Vera Maharani reviews
Semua yang tercipta di dunia ini pasti memiliki tujuan...lalu apa tujuan hidupmu jika kamu adalah seorang tokoh fiksi yang terperangkap dalam kepala penulis amatir yang terlalu sering menderita writer's block? Last Chapter : Dare to Live now up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - Indonesian - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
Novel Character Comes to Life by Morgan Le Fables reviews
"Reality was a different world; one in which my body hadn't yet been found". A flash fiction short story.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Complete
Disgust by absentmindedprofessor reviews
[ONE-SHOT] She was so beautiful.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
Cheeks of Rose by absentmindedprofessor reviews
[ONE-SHOT] Poor Eric has enough trouble with his yearly checkup. What's he going to do when a beautiful young doctor substitutes for his most personal exam?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Complete
A Taste of Poison by absentmindedprofessor reviews
[ONE-SHOT] Two people attend an extravagant soiree for the same purpose - to kill all of the guests. But they each have their own reasons for doing so.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Complete
A Son Unlike His Father by absentmindedprofessor reviews
[ONE-SHOT] It doesn't always end well when a student propositions his teacher.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Complete
Merah Delima by shinadia reviews
Seruni tahu persis bahwa hanya dialah satu-satunya orang yang ada di dalam rumah itu — dan dengan alasan itulah, ia tidak bisa menjelaskan pada dirinya sendiri mengapa ada gadis mungil yang mengumbar senyuman di hadapannya.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Complete
Dendam by Vera Maharani reviews
"Tuhan, kumohon sekali ini saja, biarkan aku bertindak atas nama dendam." Namun akhirnya bukan hanya sekali, dua kali, tiga kali...hingga seluruh hidupnya didedikasikan untuk dendam itu. Setelah terbalas, jaminan berbahagiakah? One shot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - Indonesian - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
The 1st Day of April by ReinetteDeMorcerf reviews
Tanggal satu April biasanya dirayakan dengan menjahili seseorang... namun semua itu memberikan mimpi buruk bagi mereka...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - Indonesian - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
Untuk Pengabdian by Zia Farah reviews
Rasanya semua baru terjadi kemarin: ketika aku menangis saat semua orang mengolok seragam PMR yang kukenakan; ketika aku dijauhi teman-teman dan dipandang galak oleh senior hanya karena aku pengurus PMR ... # Semi-fiksi, based on true story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
Romansa Untuk Gadis Berkerudung Lembayung by Vera Maharani reviews
Hal terindah dalam cinta adalah proses mencintai itu sendiri. Kalimat itu hanya terdengar indah tanpa arti. Namun hari itu di ruang tunggu dokter spesialis, aku menyadari esensinya... One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Complete
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Brokenhearted reviews
"Why did you date her if you knew she's a whore?" (English version of "Patah Hati".)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Complete
Herr Schmetterling und Eeeeek! reviews
"Herr Schmetterling is-is creepy as hell! Please don't tell my sister this, but I love her! So seeing her that... that crazy for him, it's fudging horrible!" Rated T for language.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2014
Snapshots of Ordinary Lives reviews
Or, those random split-second - or maybe life-spanning - moments that you just had to release from your system. (10 drabbles each update. Various genres and length. Feedback highly appreciated! - DISCONTINUED)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Complete
Apa?
Kerja, kerja, kerja!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Complete
Di Mana?
Udah di sekolah, eh, semuanya ketinggalan.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Complete
Patah Hati
"Siapa suruh pacaran kalau kamu tau dia suka selingkuhan?"
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Complete
Indah Tak Terbaca
Bisakah kau memaafkan seorang pengecut?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Complete
Politik Dangdut
Ayo, Mang! Dipilih lagunya, dipilih calonnya!
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Complete
For an old friend reviews
A year has passed, and this is what I want to say to you.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Complete