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Save the Date by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
As daughter of a man in charge of the CIA, Gemma knew her father was overprotective. She just never thought he would assign a man she couldn't stand to be her bodyguard under the rouse of a fake marriage. (Formerly known as STUMBLE)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/1/2022 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
crack coffee and soy by fairies and snapple reviews
Alec is a broken-hearted, starving artist trying to find the inspiration he lost about eight months ago. Cammie stays thin by talking, doesn’t ask permission, and the only things she knows how to feel are silk sheets. Director, take one. Shoot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 10/5/2008
Personal Assistant or Personal Anguish? by Love is a Ring Toss Game reviews
My life went from bad to worse; I got a job working for my childhood nemesis, he had made my school years a nightmare. He had called me Maxi-pad, Eczema & Miss Mexico. Now, I'm his personal assistant. Excuse me while go cry over my Columbia Law Degree. I know how to hate him, but what happens when he doesn't seem so bad after all? Rated T for sexual tension, banter and other fun!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,576 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Complete
Fireworks by SweetSarah2 reviews
He just smiled in a way that sent my heart aflutter. Oh shit, aflutter! That was it; I was getting out of here now. So I did the one thing I could think of and really really didn't want to do...I kneed him in the family jewels.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,832 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
Mr Who? by Winged Converses reviews
(one-shot) A story about compulsive staring, lousy advice, boring classes, silly drawings and lots of nicknames. And food. How could I forget about that? "Are you friendzoning him?" "Of course not." "Then you are making him friendzone you. And that's sad, Liv. It's like cockblocking yourself. Why would you do that?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Complete
The Wingwoman by White Rose Blossom reviews
Jace spread his arms. "I'm right here, Lex." My heart skipped a beat. "Uhm, no thanks, you probably have cooties and other diseases." Jace, man-whore that he was, was one of my best friends, not to mention my house mate. So falling for him probably wasn't a good idea, right? Shit. This is why I needed a dog.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
Impressions- A Collection of One Shots by Love is a Ring Toss Game reviews
Renamed "I like your company," he told me flatly, and if I didn't see the ghost of a smile touch the corners of his lips I wouldn't have thought it was true. "I like your company too, which is shocking since I've only ever thought of you as a handsome, intelligent, fastidious ass," I admitted. His eyebrows shot up. I shrugged, "You really should work on first impressions"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,846 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012
The Mistletoe Test by Anything.But.Perfection reviews
ONESHOT I had to pick to kiss either my best friend or a boy I absolutely loathed. Not such a tough decision, right? So why did I find myself kissing Chad Smith, the self-centred jerk, in front of my best friend Aaron whom I might just have feelings for? This was not how I wanted my Christmas to start off. Goodness.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Complete
Overdue Fee(ling)s by Eeliahs reviews
Julia Roberts was laughing at me, Renee Zellweger was squinting at me, Sandra Bullock was smiling for no damn reason and all the while I'm trying to wrestle a zombie apocalypse movie out of my second best guy friend's hand and convince him that romance movies are not a waste of time. Just a normal Saturday night at the video store, really...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Complete
The Mascot and Her Quarterback by StreetsOfGold reviews
"Please, just get me out of this damn catsuit!" Matt slowly pulled the down the zipper, stopping just above my hips. "Um, Iz" He stuttered. "You don-you don't have anything—" It was then that I remembered I was only in my bra and underwear. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Complete
Gephyrophobia by balloonfista reviews
Why couldn't I just have been afraid of snakes or something? Really, having a morbid fear of bridges and then encountering one does NOT make for a good Industrial Visit, especially when Cameron Tucker is also present. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Complete
Caffeine by unidentifiedperson reviews
"She doesn't hate you. She seriously dislikes you. And she doesn't show it because she's nice, Jace. Something you probably wouldn't comprehend. And never ask a woman if she's on her period," she adds thoughtfully. "That's never a good idea." twoshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Smile by Martini D reviews
He was such an odd character. He was cold and hot at the same time...very, very hot. But she wasn't supposed to notice that. Nope, not one bit.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Complete
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
All the things I'd Rather do by Eeliahs reviews
"I find you neither intellectually or physically appealing, the very idea of engaging in sexual activity with you makes me want to throw up. I'd rather have my tongue stapled to the ceiling then be anywhere near your naked or clothed body."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Dealing with Awkward Situations by IncapableDreams reviews
Short Story. Unfortunate events are bound to occur when you break into someone's house.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by White Rose Blossom reviews
"Alright, what's going on? Where is everyone? And…why the hell is Santa sitting on our couch?" And let's not forget the two unasked questions: Who was this mysterious Santa and why was I finding myself attracted to him. That's not creepy at all, is it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
Have Your Cake and Have Me Too by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So his friends abandoned him with this crazy-amazing girl and he was utterly defenseless. Those monsters! Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
My Personal Human Thermos by White Rose Blossom reviews
"Move your hand an inch in any direction and you're dead meat. You're mine for the night." They were the first words I had ever said to him. What I never realized is just what those words would lead to... oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Blame the Neighborhood Cat by jaliwo reviews
It all started when I was caught having a staring contest with the neighborhood cat by the quiet, brooding Josh Riley. That damned orange cat was the reason I started noticing Josh more, including the fact that he made skinny jeans look good.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,703 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Misery Company by Isabelle88 reviews
He's her enemy and Mr. Popular at school, she learns something that could destroy him but instead she ends up helping him keep the secret; if she doesn't kill him first. Lots of angst and humor. These two aren't falling for each other easily.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 54,741 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Laser tag my heart by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT. Something fishy was going on, and my suspicions were confirmed when Ryan walked past and told me it was just me and Zach left, all alone in this dark, dark place with many corners and hidey-holes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Fish Know About Love by SparklingA reviews
I wanted a dog, I got a stalker. I wanted hot chocolate, I got a kiss. Really, things are just not working out very well since Golden The Fish declared war on me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,141 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
Fluent in French by Pinkamoo reviews
I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
To Grace The Sun by Meorna reviews
..."Why did you run away on Monday, screaming bloody murderer?" He asked me, amusement evident in his eyes. "Because you were going to sell my body parts in Mexico." I grumbled, crossing my arms over my chest defensively. -COMPLETE-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,196 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Mo & Squatting Bull by NataliaNicolette reviews
As long as I could remember, it had always been Maleah and Jake, Jake and Maleah". J & M have been best friends since birth, but at the beginning of high school, Maleah begins to see Jake in a very new way. There was just one prob...Jen. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Blue Stapler by Scarlett Carol reviews
Harper Ryan works hard at her job despite the fact that, most the time, she has to deal with self obsessed stars. One star, however, proves to be not so self obsessed. Epilogue up! Read AN in Epilogue!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
All Boys School? Please, it's my school now by JDiane Riley reviews
Robyn Erwing has been going to Washington's Art School for boys for 3 years. When Aaron Cole her new roommate is convinced she's male; and gay. She can't help but hit on him. I mean he IS gorgeous.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,346 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
The Design of Pseudo Attraction by Lyssa O reviews
So this preppy girl’s desperately in love with the bad boy who’s totally crushing on his best friend who is actually in love with her brother’s athletic best friend who is lusting after his nerdy tutor but really, I just want to graduate. Skow Challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Learn to Live a Little by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
He was the silent, brooding type - tall, dark and handsome. He was the kind of guy my mother constantly told me to steer clear of. I didn't think twice as I hopped onto his motorcycle. Well, I guess it was a good thing I wasn't a mummy's girl. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
I’m in Love with a KissWhore by Emedea reviews
“Well at least I don’t hook up with every blonde bimbo who crosses my path,” I say venomously, which was so, so stupid. Allison James isn’t even blonde – I’m a blonde. I just called myself a bimbo! Aw, jeez. I really need to work on my comebacks.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
A Two Way Game by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
O.S. "You want ME to seduce HIM for YOU?" Nina always knew her best friend, Sasha, was messed up in the mind. Nina had no idea what Sasha saw in Joseph Michaels...then she saw him looking all adorable in a top with a bunny on it. That changed everything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,023 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Rise To The Occasion by toffeecakesxox reviews
Who's to say that eighteen years of hate can't turn into a lifetime of love? ONESHOT. FOR THE I LOVE TO HATE YOU CONTEST. EDITED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Tripper by JamieBell reviews
“I suggest you pair up. Grab a date and get some dinner. Maybe do a little Christmas shopping. That’s what this cutie and I were doing while you bums were all taking notes. I highly recommend it.” Her mouth dropped open and she stared at him, speechless.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Memories of a drunk night by Jade Q. Dean reviews
Looking at Jake, I hated him even more. He wasn’t affected by the alcohol at all and he must’ve had a lot as well. “What the hell happened last night?” Jake demanded. Hungover Lily awakes in the bed of the guy next door she hates. What happened?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
I Love it When She Lies by its.Nothing.Special reviews
You shouldn't lie because it just might make him want to kiss you. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
I Miss Your Head by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
ONESHOT “God I miss sitting next to you. Dammit, I even miss the pain I get on my shoulder when you rest your head on it for an hour straight!” he said. I frowned and then gasped, "Are you trying to say I have a big head? Are you calling me FAT?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
Trick Finger by theyStoleMyPenName reviews
ONESHOT He was the mysterious rockstar wannabe with the sexy grey eyes and a semi-girlfriend. I was simply the nerd with the crush on him. We were more in sync than I thought.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Oh Baby! by Karahly reviews
She stopped in her tracks. He was holding her baby brother. No freaking way! “Let go of him you maniac!” Claire launched herself into the room and carefully wrapped her arms around Charlie tugging him slightly away from the glowering boy’s gentle hold.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Wingman by chrissayyy reviews
-ONE SHOT- "Nice pink panties," Jayden taunted me. "Glad you liked the sight," I responded nonchalantly. "Oh yes I did," he shot back. "But I have to say, seeing you fall down those stairs was much better entertainment." Why again am I in love with him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Man of Gondor by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
She had never wanted a Prince Charming. Instead, all she desired was her very own man of Gondor.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
How I Spent My Summer at the Library by xXKirariXx reviews
One-shot. And here I thought wasting my summer at the library wasn't going to be fun. Apparently beach parties and bonfires were nothing compared to this.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Hook to Sinker by the littlest sakura reviews
I would take anything he gives me, and languish with it happily. It's a bloody scary thought. Because he doesn't want me. At least... I didn't think he wanted me. *One-Shot & Companion to Floundering*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Hiding in an Elevator by WhenItRains reviews
When Leslie decides to hide in an elevator to escape her boss, she learns very quickly that elevators aren't as fun as they were when she was a kid. So, being the kid at heart, she decides to make it fun. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Pwned by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So maybe my best friend chose his girlfriend over me, and maybe he only remembered my birthday a week after it had passed. The scrap of paper on my locker said: "I R SORRY." How could I stay mad at a boy who apologized like that? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Knowing You Know Me by fallingstar13 reviews
When your male best friend can predict when you’re on your period better than you can, you know there’s something wrong. And just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse… -SKoW Challenge response-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Being Tricked by Enigmatic Night reviews
One-Shot. It was raining, I was wet and it was dark. I was going to kill him, but he mistook some stranger for me... and it was hilarious. Until he told her he liked her...me, a lot, wait run that by her...me again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
You Stole the Kiss Right Out of Me by LilyFinn reviews
One-shot "Ava, what is your problem?" "You, Jared Ashby. You are my problem. You stole all the kiss right out of me, you jerk!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
An Evening Rendezvous by xXKirariXx reviews
ONE-SHOT. Sometimes falling down the school stairs can lead to incredible things. Especially if you land on your blind date, who just so happens to black out from the impact. Oops.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Four Simple Steps by strawberry-express reviews
‘I love y…y…yelling.’ She raised an eyebrow. ‘You love yelling?’ ‘Yeah, I do. Why? Is there anything wrong in a guy who loves to yell?’
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Not a Fully Processed thought by Striped Leopard reviews
Did you just tell me you love me?" He asked. "No, I told your chest that I love you." one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Bring In the Clowns by found.eventually reviews
First, he thought I had a clown fetish -Because I asked for his number when he was working as a clown-. Then, he started giving me balloon flowers -Because I was ‘as boring as a flower’-. What I never expected to come right after that, though, was love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
The Bite Side of The Night by Stylo reviews
**SKoW challenge response : One-shot** The most beautiful boy I had ever seen chose to dance with ME. But then he went ahead and chose to bite me. I know it's Halloween, but WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Snow Falling by October Rose reviews
The magic of the snow was enough for them. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
You Say Stubborn Like It's A Bad Thing by Sally Can Wait reviews
Oneshot. When a trip to the movies goes wrong, and Leah, a stubborn, firey redhead is stuck alone with her arrogantly levelheaded friend Simon for four hours, what will happen? My Christmas brain fart. And first oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete