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Joined 05-14-12, id: 841245, Profile Updated: 09-22-13
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* profile pic says this: what's this, Itachi? A list of ways you can beat me. But it's blank... Exactly!

Name: Why would i tell you my name you FUCKING stalker!

Age: 14

Gender: Female but that's all your getting unless you want to DIE! you FUCKING pervert!

My Family: I am the youngest of three (two older bros) one is in the Navy so if you try anything he will use his shotgun and send you to the hospital!!! -

About Me: I have a boyfriend but i'm not telling you his name cause if anyone lays one finger on him I'll KILL YOU!!!

Grade: I'm in the 9th grade so don't go looking for trouble cause i'll be glad to give it to you!!!

LOVE ME HATE ME, EVERYBODY IS SEEKING AMY!! WHO LOVES PURPLE FLOWER? I DO I DO, THEN GET IT!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? WHY HELLO MR CAKE, CAN I EAT YOU! SCREW THIS ST I'M OUT OF HERE IF NOBODY HAS CANDY!! I LOVE CANDY, I ALWAYS KEEP ONE IN MY BAG OR ASK FOR SOME... I LOVE YAOI, SOMEHOW I GOT CONNECTED TO EDWARDXJACAB! ISN'T THAT FUNNY? WHO WANT ICE CREAM! NO NOT FOR YOU GEORGE. I LOVE GIR!THE CHICKEN'S ARE COMING! TOMATOES WILL RULE THE WORLD! I'M A 10 FOOT TALL PURPLE PLATYPUS BEAR WITH SHARP TEETH AND PINK HORNS!!!!! EVERYTHING JUSTIN BIEBER DOES IS OBSCENE!!!HELLO THERE MR MONKEY ARE YOU HERE TO BE MY FRIEND, WHAT YOUR NOT!, WELL THEN I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO KILL YOU!!! If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own. (mines on the monkey)

IF YOU LOVE DARK STUFF AND ARE PROUD OF IT (AND ALSO HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE JUDGE YOU) COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR DAMNED PROFILE!!! (Yes! Dark power!!!)

If you have ever been so scared you thought you were going to piss yourself all over the rug, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Heehee)

If you LOVE HARRY POTTER, put this on your profile. (No doubt about that, I could go on for days on how much I love the bloody thing...)

If you've read all seven Harry Potter books at least twice, put this on your profile. (sadly enough I can't reread books it bugs me:( ...)

If you've seen all eight Harry Potter movies at least once all the way through, put this on your profile. (At least a hundred)

If you think Quidditch is cool, put this on your profile. (I had a dream I was the Slytherin Seeker and we were playing Hufflepuff. Needless to say, I caught the snitch and we won!!! Holy Salazar Slytherin yeah!)

If you wish you could be an Animagus, put this on your profile. (Hmm a black dragon sound right with devil green eyes... yes...)

If you think Luna Lovegood is cool, put this on your profile. (Cooler than YOU!)

If you think Blaise Zabini and Ginny Weasley belong together, put this on your profile. (Holy Aragog, yea!)

If you think Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger belong together, put this on your profile. (True bloody love!)

If you think Dobby is cute, in an ugly sort of way, put this on your profile. (DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!!!)

If you wish you could go to Hogwarts, copy and paste this on your profile. (I want to!)

If you want to ride a hippogriff, put this on your profile. (I want to!!!)

If you want to go school-supplies shopping in Diagon Alley, put this on your profile. (I want to!!!)

If you want to hang out in Hogsmeade, put this on your profile. (I want to!!!)

If you can’t wait to go to Harry Potter theme park in Orlando, put this on your profile. (I really want to!!!!!)

If you cried when Dumbledore died, put this on your profile. (sniff, so old...)

If you cried when Hedwig died, put this on your profile. (sniff, so pretty...)

If you jumped when the Inferius (Inferi is plural) hand shot out of the water and grabbed Harry’s wrist in the sixth movie, put this on your profile. (Heehee... I admit defeat)

If you love, and I mean LOVE, to read, put this on your profile. (Hell yeah)

If you spend hours a day reading fanfics, copy and paste this on your profile. (Snape: Obviously...)

If you love to sing, copy and paste this on your profile. (And I'm good at it, too!)

If you would die without music, put this on your profile. (Must. Have... MUSIC!!!)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Confusing, huh?)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (...sorry, I forgot...)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. (YES!)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (My guilty pleasure is carrying out that act.)

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT GLOBAL WARMING SUCKS AND THAT WE SHOULD STOP POLLUTING AND SAVE THE DAMN POLAR BEARS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (Polar Bear Powerrrr! I LOVE POLAR BEARS THEY ARE SOOOO CUTE!!!)

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (sure why not)

Please copy and paste into your profile page and bold anything on it:)

Stereotypes:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz(dirty blonde hair, i call it peanut butter)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (I'm part Cherokee- notice I said part)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (RPG Games count, right?minecraft for the win!!!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(in marching band)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm a Pagan, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a WRITING TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(i be shy if you dont know me but if you do im not shy at all)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(mmmm Sasuke Uchiha's sexy body mmmm -)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.(ANIME PORN FOR THE WIN!!!!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST hate Christains

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (Follows this religion as well)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.(Naruto be fucking awesome!!!!! and Sasuke-kun be sexy!!!!!)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.(sorta Gothic i love the color black)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.(i have only been once but i loved it)
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.(in marching band -)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE. (sometimes cut)
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser

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