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Joined 05-15-12, id: 841452, Profile Updated: 12-05-15
Author has written 6 stories for Supernatural, General, Horror, and Humor.

My name is Ann. Annd I am not a mann. Butt I do have fanns with panns and pecanns in a cann in their vann.

Don't be a noob. You can learn how to add unnecessary N's to everything today. It's never too late to pick up the habit. Practice makes perfect. Come on, mann. Just try it. It'll help you unwind. It'll make you feel good. Don't be a pussy. You gonna listen to every authority figure in your life? You really gonna follow what they say? They don't understannd but you will once you try it. The first try is free but this stuff is so good that I'll have to charge you next time. Come on. Try it. Don't say no. It's free. Don't be a newb. Don't be a pussy. Just take a little hit. You don't know what you're missing, mann. Try it. Become one with it. Accidentally use it in formal occasions to the point that there needs to be ann intervention. Don't listen to them, mann.


Is Annarchy a conspiracy?


Do you remember why you came on FP?


Are you joking?


Do you have planns for a new story?

Yes. It is essentially a rewrite of that shitty story called Wasteland: New Era which I wrote when I was 13 and I have changed so much of it. My writing style has grown and changed which calls for an entire rewrite. The plot has also changed a little bit as well as the main character. Okay, the plot has changed A LOT a bit but it's still the same general idea of a story in the Afterlife.

But what about When The Music Stops?

It's paused until I get more life experience. I have plenty of ideas but I like to know the feelings I'm writing about so I can fully connect to the character myself and be able to describe the feelings in the best way I can. I'm taking classes this Fall where I will get classmates ranging from age 15 to 115. Hey, the oldest lady alive may want to go to community college. Don't judge her. Just write her essay for her. She's having trouble typing right now. Just put a lot of Ann puns and don't cite your sources so she gets extra credit. ;D

Did annyone ask these questions?

Lol, no.



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Broken by inwardtransience reviews
Torrie never thought she would attract the eye of Sammy Day. It was almost like she was dating a movie star. The voices would just have to deal with it. (F/F)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,059 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 10/28/2013
The Ascension by inwardtransience reviews
Ikeli is just an ordinary girl, a member of an ordinary Clan, living in an ordinary village. But civil war is on the horizon, a revolution for a people she doesn't identify with, and Ikeli is destined to be drawn into it, not as a victim or soldier, but as something more. The only way to survive is to win freedom for the Kipŭćo from the Esturŏye. The prospect is bleak.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014
Bite Size by whatthegreencarrot reviews
"So vampires don't sparkle." ". . . Yeah, no, I'm not even going to dignify that with a response."
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,451 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012
Butterflies Forever by inwardtransience reviews
She was the last person Mildred had expected to find on her doorstep. The last Butterflies story. (F/F)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Complete
The Butterfly Movement by inwardtransience reviews
Natasha, Mildred was sure, made up for Leah. A little sequel to The Butterfly Experiment. (F/F)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,517 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Complete
The Butterfly Experiment by inwardtransience reviews
Mildred had gotten tired of living. She had been so busy seeing what others saw in her that she had never looked at herself. It wasn't until someone new came along that she could start seeing herself differently, start seeing herself honestly. That someone was Leah. (F/F)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,796 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
Thought Filter by whatthegreencarrot reviews
The thought filter. It's something that processes the thoughts from your brain to your mouth. Every human has it. Except for me. Which is why that, when the most wanted boy in the school sits next to me, I tell him without a second thought, "You're hot." [DISCONTINUED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,087 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012
How To Be A Cross Dresser by whatthegreencarrot reviews
Okay, so maybe becoming a cross-dresser to get into a boy band wasn't the best idea ever. Scratch that, it was a terrible idea. But when I saw that poster in the mall for auditioners, I just couldn't resist. So I decided to give being in a boy band a shot. Good job me...except for the part that I was a girl. [HIATUS]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,598 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012
Insanity by inwardtransience reviews
The truth is subjective. What is reality to one could very well be insanity to another. How do we decide who is right? —Review Game WCC March
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Complete
A Justified Sin by inwardtransience reviews
Her thoughts started to turn black, a pure fear most dark. She wanted to run. She wanted to get away from Isĕm like darkness flees the sun. But more than that, and most of all, she wanted to die. She didn't want to go through this again, she couldn't. She just couldn't. —A victim of abuse ends it all.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Complete
Candy Bars by whatthegreencarrot reviews
He was the basketball MVP of the school. She was the co-captain of the cheer team. Together, they were the school's golden couple. And the only thing standing between them was me and a couple of candy bars. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
The Ascension of Ikeli the Transcendent by inwardtransience reviews
No one knew exactly what the Ibiryan were. They were radiant beings of power and light. They were impossibly competent in all forms of magick, even in some disciplines humans could not begin to imagine, and nearly immortal. For reasons unknown, some decide to inhabit mortals, creating the emyoorxa. This is the story of Ikeli, the first Kipuu Emyoorxa.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Complete
Untitled by UserDoesNotExiest reviews
Caution: This isn't for you.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
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Afterlife reviews
This wasn't the plan. The plan was to go to eternal rest. When you die, it is like eternal sleep, right? Wrong. Thrust into a new society that shames those who commit suicide, how will "Jane" hide the fact that she "willingly" went there?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18/2015
The Madhouse Network reviews
The Madhouse Network includes stories of all kinds and you may or may not be in it. The question that won't stop is, "Is Annarchy a conspiracy?" All chapters were originally a post but they got squashed within them all so, to preserve them, I publish them here. Cool story, bro. Thanks.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Complete
When the Music Stops reviews
When the music stops, whoever falls is evil. Anastasia kills who she deems evil with her violin. When she saves Bee, Bee wants to join her. Bee is taken into a spiraling world filled with love, mental illnesses, and murder. The killings are justified, right? When things get out of control between the two, whoever falls is evil. Because when the music stops, we all fall down. F/F
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,853 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012
Call Me a Demon reviews
Why, oh why, did she open the closet? The depression is overwhelming. Submitted to Review Game's Writing Challenge Contest.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Complete
Drowning reviews
A fictional story about the feelings of distress. What does it feel like to forsake yourself? I'm sure you know. You know exactly what I'm talking about. A collection of one-shots from a person suffering from depression.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Complete
Wasteland: New Era reviews
Alfie is eternal. She has the ability to inject her poison into your veins. When she even drags her dead friends into her schemes in the afterlife, forming a string of lies along the way, how will her friends get out of her web? She caused drastic change to all of their lives. After all, she was the one who ended them.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,255 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012