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I'm ObsidianDusk. I'm looking forward to reviewing stories and writing some of my own.
I'll probably just be writing short stories. I have some longer ones, but I'd like to actually get
those published someday.
-Occupation: High School (Ugh)
-Favorite School Subject: History (It used to be science, then English. It depends on the teacher.)
-Favorite Color: Silver (It's shiny XD )
-Favorite Food: Cheese ravioli
-Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, video games, visiting the moon (I go quite often)
-Favorite Accent: Russian
-Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Carribbean
-Number of Books Owned: Around 160 (Manga, fiction such as fantasy, sci-fi, horror, adventure)
-Dislikes: Assumptions, very judgemental people, brussel sprouts
-Favorite Season: Winter (Summer is waaaaaaaaaaaay too hot)
-Favorite Smell: Old books (I know, it's weird)
-Favorite Musical Artist: PANIC! At the Disco, Imagine Dragons
-Nickname: Canada (From Hetalia!), Oscar the Ostrich (No idea on that one...)
-I speak French! Sort of. And, of course, English. And maybe Alien. I do pick some stuff up
on the moon.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too).
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! I call Canada! XD
My best friend collects socks (Don't worry, they're clean).
Annoying things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Zombies are cannibals in disguise.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, a truck did. (Poor cat.)
I shall not run through town screaming "MWA HA HA!!!". (Don't ask.)
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You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
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