My fanfiction username is XxChocoPandaXx, or http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2784474/. Sorry, it's kind of useless thus far, since it's empty. I read here, but have yet to produce works decent enough to show to the public. People's eyes can burn very easily, you see. They must have an inconvenient flammable liquid in there or something. Are cones good kindling substitutes?
You can also find me on DeviantArt as carolincacao-leo-lao, or. I don't have much, but I can blame that on the scanner and drawing tablet I don't have. :P
I apologize for my extreme lack of creativity on my profiles/accounts. I know, I'm so selfish. I'll get around to finishing something decent one of these... [insert preferred measure of time here].
I love imagination and creativity... lucky for me, I has it. Kinda. Anyway, this junk below is... well, boring crap probably, but necessary, since this is fictionpress... and it has something to do with it [I think-- ¿genres of interest, fuel for creativity/inspiration, stuff like that?].
I'm 100% Latina [like orange juice, not gringa like people assume]
I'm also half-and-half Chilena and Costa Ricence [like coffee creamer]
I'm a moody hijueputa with a mule's head and filthy language cultivating between the buds of my tongue. I've little to no care for people or society, contempt for sleep, and hold interest in most only the arts, the ocean, and my own anger. Some- not all- of this anger is due to the fact that I was born and raised in a damn metaphorical cage so strong it's almost tangible. This cage also happens to be buried in stones. I have short patience and scarce sympathy, unless your arm's been sawed off in the past ten seconds or so and you aren't a bastard deserving of it, and pity [self and otherwise] repulses me.
My sister is one of the only people I don't bitch at and take care not to be rude to, but most of the times I come off as rude to a general people it's unintentional. I'm a carefree kind of ass, so I don't care to go out of my way to bitch at people; I also tend to be less hostile when it comes to topics of water or animals [I do, in fact, classify myself as a nature-freak tree-hugger, or if someone offers a riddle or other piece of mindfuckery. ¿Who doesn't like mindfucks?
I hate bright sound and noisy visuals; curiously enough, I'm attracted to ripping guitars and thrumming battery sets.
...more stuff you don't give a crap about...
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
“Tomatoes are red, ashes are black, go to hell, and never come back”
Chocolate is awesome! If chocolate is like Aphrodite to you, copy&paste this to your profile.
I love the Cookie Monster! If your deity is Cookie Monster, or you think Sesame Street is cool, copy and paste this to your pro. Elmo is cute too. ;]
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Welcome to the Dark Side! ...are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.
Tripping down the stairs is easy. It's the people that trip up the stairs that are talented.
Shut up, voices! ...or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.
I've stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up...
Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies.
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"If Justin Bieber flicks his hair one more time, his neck will snap clean off."
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge
[How did you know that wasn't the real Max?] "She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang
"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max
Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes." Max and Jeb
"You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!" Fang
"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max
"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve
"I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel
"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy
"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy
"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang
"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total
Who wants to sing ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall? - Fang
Apart from my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica. - Fang
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Give her hell from us, Peeves."-Fred and George
"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasly; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" -Hermione Granger; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?"
"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident..."
"What's that?" said Ron, pointing at a large dish of some sort of shellfish stew that stood beside a large steak-and-kidney pudding.
Hermione frowned at Ron. "He's not a nutter, Ron--"
"Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
A true warrior has no use for wishes. He takes what is rightfully his! Perhaps, as a child, I may have liked a pet turtle duck. They are somewhat... cute. Laugh and I will scorch you where you stand! -Prince Zuko [I found this on someone's profile and it made me laugh. sorry, Zuko, I'm fire-proof.]
Sokka: I'm the meat and sarcasm guy.
I'm just a guy, with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying, and magic... -Sokka
I know you aren't supposed to cry over spilled tea but... It's just so sad! - Iroh
Street Vendor: Thank you, Ponytail Guy!
Flip off the snare drum... I meant turn off the snare drum! -a band teacher called Mrs. Rockwood
"Wizards have had their buttocks blown off because they kept their wands in their back pockets." Harry Potter
''Ask me no questions that I don't want to answer and I shall tell you no lies.'' -Tsukasa's mom [Deafening Silence]
"What do you want from me?" he had grumbled, displaying his horrible portrait of Amu. "I'm a musician!" -Deafening Silence, chp. 40 [Ikuto's drawing of Amu was supposed to be a mix of girl and pig-monster]
"What is now proved was once only imagined." - William Blake
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think your are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." -Mark Twain
"As to dancing, my dear, I never dance, unless I am allowed to do it in my own peculiar way. There is no use trying to describe it: it has to be seen to be believed." -Lewis Carroll
"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere." -George Burns
"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing." -Iron Man
"My mother alwayse told me someday you'll be good at somethin'. Who'd have guessed that somethin' would be zombie killin'?" From Zombieland
"The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called 'truth'." -Dan Rather
"A room without books is like a body without a soul." -Marcus Tullius Cicero
"You're all a bunch of hippies, what with your 'loafer walking' and your touchy-feeliness! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!?!" -Professor Chromedome, The Tick
"Defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies." -Jean Herauld Gourville
We do not remember days, we remember moments. The richness of life lies in memories we have forgotten." -Cesare Pavese
"So many books, so little time." -Frank Zappa
"Dear Leonardo DiCaprio,
"Do, or do not. There is no try." -Dumbledore
#"...Percy, however, held out his hand solemnly as though he and Harry had never met and said, 'Harry. How nice to see you.'
Mrs. Weasley: [Ron's a prefect!] That makes everyone in the family!
"I'm all fired up!!"
“Name them. No one comes to mind? Shows how much you know, huh?”
"Good night, America. I'll see you in your dreams. I'll be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife."--Stephen Colbert
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?!
If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. --George S. Patton
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. --Mel Brooks Annoyingly true
"Luck is my middle name," Rincewind indisctincly. "Mind you my first name is Bad." --Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep. --Talleyrand
“Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
"Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor." --Between Dreams and Reality (Fanfiction); Roy Mustang
Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.
Damn once I had a handle on life; then it broke.
I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. --Frieda Norris
“Questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself.” --The Labor Exchange
"The only people worthy of recognition are the unusual ones, because the usual ones are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed. "
"If you had a chance right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler wouldn't you do it?...I mean I personally wouldn't stop him cause I think he was awesome, but you would right?" --Eric Cartman
They say that when you die your life flashes before your eyes...So make it worth watching.
I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
I hear voices... They said they don't like you.
Well... The voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution.-- George Carlin
Okay, I know I took the copy/pasters from my fanfic profile, but it's still MY profile, so it counts ...right?? :P
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