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Author has written 8 stories for Song, Politics, Historical, Action, Essay, and War.

Hi, I'm HeroInTraining. I'm new to the whole original writing thing, so please understand. Where do I start? So much to say, so little time. Why do days have to be so darn short? There's never enough time anymore. I'm obsessed with any and all superheroes, Marvel and DC. I plan on working at Marvel when I'm an adult. My favorite big series are Superman: Doomsday, Fear Itself, Secret Invasion, and House of M. My favorite heroes are Dazzler, Deadpool, Nightcrawler, Hawkeye, Nightwing, Kyle Rayner, Human Torch, and Spider-Man. My favorite villain is Venom, no questions asked. I know, I know, I'm obsessive. To prove I'm obsessed, I'll name the heroes in order: Alison Blaire, Wade Wilson, Kurt Wagner, Clint Barton, Dick Grayson, self explanatory, Johnny Storm, Peter Parker, and Eddie Brock. My obsession is what makes me different from everybody else in the world. That and my half-decent writing ability make me *gasp* special!

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My FanFiction link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3348210/HeroInTraining

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now, would I?"

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like heck.

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, the guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane...well behaved girls never made history.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

The more I learn, the less I understand.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

I'm not cookie racist; I love all cookies.

Beware: I'm here.

The voices in my head say you have a mental problem.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Yesterday's tomorrow is today.

I did not hit you... I simply high-fived your face.

Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?

What's this thing called "normal?" Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me! I might catch your "normal!"

Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot/should not do.

It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or "bad"

Don't even try to outwierd me

We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.

When I was your age, Pluto was a planet.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

I checked the lost-and-found, but my sanity is nowhere to be seen!

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

If Superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.

There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

The way your mind works gives a whole new meaning to the word complex...and not in a good way.

Don't ask. Just go with it.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

101 ways to remain Insane by Archia reviews
A guide to keep that insanity going. / Heads up, only the insane will be able to see the words, so if you're not insane, you can't see nothing ./
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 106 - Words: 18,563 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012
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Murder has been commited, and the killer is haunted by his victim's ghosts.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Published: 2/1/2013
No One Can Explain
How would a child feel during World War II, especially if he was protected from the horrors by his Nazi father? Scared and confused, that's how.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Complete
Here Comes Daniel Boone reviews
An epitaph of Daniel Boone given by his son.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Arts Importance
Have you ever been ignored when you wrote, drew, or created something? If you have, then come on in. Three reasons why you should never be ignored.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Complete
Sheep Crown reviews
Two guards must protect a mystical artifact, but something just plain weird happens to them. Originally intended to be a tall tale.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
On Our Way reviews
Written during the immigration unit. Thor and Arnino Sorenson are on their way to America during the 1800s, but their journey has some unexpected twists.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
Old as Time reviews
Based off the popular saying: Which is mightier: the pen or the sword?
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
A Thousand Stars reviews
Just a little something I cooked up for school. Not really sure what it's about. Along the lines of We Are Young.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete