Author has written 5 stories for General, and Romance.
My pen name. Yes. That. It is taken from something Tyler Hawkins said in 'Remember Me'. The quote was 'Someone is been trying to tell me something, 'Make her yours forever.' And I'm working on the forever part. Yes that movie had some great quotes. Another thing about me, I LOVE quotes :D
I have a ridiculously LONG profile, so if you wanna just skip to my stories, click on that blue button in the corner that says 'Hide Bio.' :p
Oh & not to mention I'm also a crazy music obsessed, fanfic writing freak.
Yes I'm weird ok. What are you gonna do about it? Sue me.
If you don't like the pairings DON'T READ.
Or you know, whatever, don't.
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Oh and no stealing my retarded smiley :)
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Ways to make sure you're insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"
If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. ((All of 'em!))
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever ran into a glass door, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool crowfeather's girl, moonheartwolf, jenniferandrews
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile
If you ever fallen over laughing for no reason cut and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever cut and pasted cut and paste this on your profile.
If you talk back to the TV cut and paste this on your profile.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
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1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY
2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
9) WHAT IS 2X2?
10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Sweet Home Alabama
20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
White Daisy Passing
25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS JOURNAL AS?
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