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Hello, world. It's been a while. I haven't been present for what feels like forever. It's been so long that when I got back on this site, I had a Figment profile link on here, if anyone even remembers what that is. I have taken down many of my things that I used to have up, as I had been struggling with personal stuff that led to me feeling that my works weren't meant to be shared. I hope to get back into this kind of thing again though. I want to feel the passion I used to, and I want to start by sharing my works with people like you, no matter however nervous that makes me. I think it's a good first step into being me again. I know I have a lot of work to do, both on myself and in my writing, but I hope you wonderful people find some enjoyment in my work and can offer some constructive feedback on what I need to improve on. That's what we're here for, right? Let the games begin :)

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Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/5/2006
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Removed by balloonfista reviews
Removed for edit.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013
Goodbye Emily by ChimericalWrites reviews
I don't remember my story. Story, book, writing, pages, turning, turning, ending, dead!... I'm getting off track already... I don't remember... but I remember Emily... I remember her story. I do. I'll tell you... So long as you're a little patient...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
I Don't Kiss Princes by jeepers09 reviews
After another job slips through her fingers, Sarah finds herself working for the last person she would have expected. A charming prince and a sassy village girl find themselves stuck together, falling into a friendship that may grow into something more.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,799 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,828 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Suck This: Not Another Vampire Story by jones2000 reviews
All Ella Swain wanted when she moved to Fawkes was to start over. She had no idea that there were going to be vampires, shape shifters and slayers on campus...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,019 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
The Sane Writer's Guide To: Titles by Black Cap reviews
A guide for all writers of fanfiction or original fiction. Focuses on how to create titles that will attract prospective readers. Part of the Sane Writer's Guide series.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
The Sane Writer's Guide To: The Mary Sue by Black Cap reviews
A guide for all writers of fanfiction or original fiction. Focuses on the original Mary Sue archetype, from what they are to how to avoid creating them. Part of the Sane Writer's Guide series. NOTE: Formerly the SWG to Mary Sues as a whole.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Of testtubes and future husbands by balloonfista reviews
I love him. I want to marry him. I do. I - Oh God. I don't think I even like him anymore. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Dead End
A collection of poems I have written and plan to continue to write. They aren't of any particular style or genre, though many are emotional and dark.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 39 - Words: 6,658 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2020 - Published: 4/28/2020