Name: Vaya

Age: 14 years, one month,27 days

Birthday: 1 july 1998

Zodiac sign: Cancer

Favourite band: My Chemical Romance, All Time Low

Lives: Somewhere in the universe

Languages: Greek, English, A Little French

Accounts: Twitter, Myspace, Google, Youtube, FictionPress, FanFiction, experience project, Wikipedia, StubleUpon Get Glue, , Delicious

Number Of Best Friends: 2

Number of Friends:4

Number of Ex's: 0

Favourite actror: Tyler BLackburn AND Ezra Miller

Fvourite Actress: Emma Roberts, Lucy Hale

Just some funny things i found on the internet:

If Justin Bieber was about to jump from a skryscraper:

80% of teenage girls would panic

19% would get popcorn and a chair. They have to watch this

1% would push him off

Who belongs to 1%? I do.

Having voices in your head is normal. Listening to them, common. Arguing, acceptable. However, if you loose the argument, you're in trouble.

I'm so in trouble.

According to parents, we are too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown-up conversationS.

No wonder teenagers are rebellious.

There's nothing left to do!

Some parents think there children ARE mature-they are not- and have grown-up converstions with them.

Dear Gym Teacher,

Unless you come over here and run a mile with us, don't tell us what to do!

Sincerely,

I'm Loving you

I want to send this to my Gym Teacher

Dear Yahoo,

Tell me, have you ever heard someone say :"I don't know what does that mean. Yahoo it!"

Google

"Yahoo it" sounds so wrong.

TRAGIC POEM:

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Quotations from
The Catcher in the Rye
by J.D. Salinger, 1945

What I was really hanging around for, I was trying to feel some kind of a good-by. I mean I've left schools and places I didn't even know I was leaving them. I hate that. I don't care if it's a sad good-by or a bad good-by, but when I leave a place I like to know I'm leaving it. If you don't, you feel even worse. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 1

I don't even know what I was running for - I guess I just felt like it. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 1

It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 1

People always think something's all true. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 2

People never notice anything. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 2

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 3

When I really worry about something, I don't just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don't go. I'm too worried to go. I don't want to interrupt my worrying to go. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 6

All morons hate it when you call them a moron. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 6

In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 9

It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 9

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it - the same night, as a matter of fact. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 9

I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 10

There isn't any night club in the world you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you're with some girl that really knocks you out. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 10

It's no fun to be yellow. Maybe I'm not all yellow. I don't know. I think maybe I'm just partly yellow and partly the type that doesn't give much of a damn if they lose their gloves. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 13

I mean most girls are so dumb and all. After you neck them for a while, you can really watch them losing their brains. You take a girl when she really gets passionate, she just hasn't any brains. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 13

Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 15

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 17

"Take most people, they're crazy about cars. They worry if they get a little scratch on them, and they're always talking about how many miles they get to a gallon, and if they get a brand-new car already they start thinking about trading it in for one that's even newer. I don't even like old cars. I mean they don't even interest me. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake." J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 17, spoken by the character Holden Caulfield

Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 18

Boy, when you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 20

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 21

Holden: "You know that song, 'If a body catch a body comin' through the rye'?..."
Phoebe: "It's 'If a body meet a body coming through the rye'!... It's a poem. By Robert Burns."
J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 22

"Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be." J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 22, spoken by the character Holden Caulfield

"I have a feeling that you're riding for some kind of a terrible, terrible fall. But I don't honestly know what kind... It may be the kind where, at the age of thirty, you sit in some bar hating everybody who comes in looking as if he might have played football in college. Then again, you may pick up just enough education to hate people who say, 'It's a secret between he and I.' Or you may end up in some business office, throwing paper clips at the nearest stenographer. I just don't know." J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 24, spoken by the character Mr. Antolini

"This fall I think you're riding for - it's a special kind of fall, a horrible kind. The man falling isn't permitted to feel or hear himself hit bottom. He just keeps falling and falling. The whole arrangement's designed for men who, at some time or other in their lives, were looking for something their own environment couldn't supply them with. Or they thought their own environment couldn't supply them with. So they gave up looking. They gave it up before they ever really even got started." J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 24, spoken by the character Mr. Antolini

"Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior. You're by no means alone on that score, you'll be excited and stimulated to know. Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You'll learn from them - if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry." J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 24, spoken by the character Mr. Antolini

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 26

Lol, this fact is real: I found them from a song. "The emo song" by Adam and Andrew. I read this part:
I tell my friends I bleed black
and cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap, imitation of goth,
You can read me "Catcher in the
Rye", and watch me jack off.

And I was like: "What the hell is Catcher in the Rye? Amazing moments.

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you've been on the computer to long when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.