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Real Name- Jasmine

Age- 18

Birthday- 1st January


Height- 5ft 11.

E-mail ID- [plz don't spam]

Hair Colour-Blue

Hair Length- Halfway down my back

Eye Colour- Forest Green

Fav Flower- Black Rose.

Fav Colors- Pink, Purple, Red, Blue, green.

Fav Animals- All cats and birds.

Fav Singer- Rihanna, Cover Drive, Paramore, Green Day, Linkin Park, Evanescence, Lemonade Mouth, Sara Bareilles, Emeli Sande, N-Dubz, Ke$ha, 3OH!3, Skrillex, Black Eyed Peas.

Fav Songs- Cheers by Rihanna, Twilight by Cover Drive, Sparks by Cover Drive, When It Rains by Paramore, American Idiot by Green Day, Last of the American Girls by Green Day, In the End by Linkin Park, Bring Me To Life by Evanescence, Determinate by Lemonade Mouth, Love Song me Sara Bareilles, Heaven by Emeli Sande, Playing With Fire by N-dubz, Blow by Ke$ha, Blah Blah Blah by Ke$ha, Starstrukk by 3OH!3, Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites by Skrillex, Rock And Roll Will Take You To The Mountain by Skrillex, Pump It by Black Eyed Peas, Time (Dirty Bit) by Black Eyed Peas.

Anime- Pokemon, Kuroshitsuji, Mirai Nikki, Gravitation, Bleach, And Tokyo Mew Mew.

Languages- English, French, Spanish, Latin, Greek, Italian, And I'm learning Gaelic.

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Nope...

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Hell YEAH

3) How many houses have you lived in? 5.

4) Favorite candy bar? Crunch Bar

5) Favorite shoes? My Black Wedges.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Not my fault they walked over my outstretched foot.

7) Least favorite school subject? Calculus.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? NO!!!

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Oh...Nah...

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My Boyfriend.

12) Favorite genre of music? Pop.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn

14) What time were you born? Midnight (Yeah. Suck On That(In the least offensive way possible)).

15) Do you like beer? Nao.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Many.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Pokemon Theme Tune.

18) Are You Sarcastic? Nooooooooooooooo.

19) What are your favorite colors? Black, Purple, Blue, Red Green.

20) How many watches do you own? None.

21) Summer or winter? Summer.

23) Favorite color to wear? Black.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Both

25) What color is your cell phone? Purple.

26) Where is your second home? England.

27) Have you ever slapped someone?HELL YEAH!

28) Have you ever had a cavity? No, Never.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? None.

30) How many video games do you own? *glances at shelf filled with video games* Uhh... A couple.

31) What was your first pet? Dog-Husky

32) Ever had braces? Nope.

33) Do looks matter? Sometimes.

34) Do you use chapstick? Nope. I use BLISTEX!!

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Mr. Smith, Miss Murray, and Mr Godwinson

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? What?

37) Are you too forgiving? Sometimes.

38) How many children do you want? FIVE

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Nao.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Bagelz

41) Do you own a gun? Yup. It's over there, along with my plethora of weapons.

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yup. Cos I was.

43) When was the last time you cried? Why do you want to know?

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Went to the cinema.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? La Panera.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No. They weren't good enough.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Where do you think I live?

48) Nicknames? Jazz, Jazzy, Retard, Bitch, Spazzy Jazzy, The list goes on.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Does Elite 4 Bertha Count From Pokemon?

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Nope.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No...

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Not really...

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Never.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Yeah, my Promise ring.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yup.

57) Do you dye your hair? I do streaks.

58) Does anyone like you? A couple...

59) What year were you born? It was before now, and after the beginning of time.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Find out.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No!!

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds

63) Do you like yourself? I love myself.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Neither.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Body.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Nope. I love it.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Never.

68) Do you own a webcam? I did...

69) Have you ever stripped? Why do you care?

70) Ever broke a bone? Many.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Don't have one.

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I tripped.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? She irritates me.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Many times.

79) Do you have a birth mark? on my wrist.

80) Do you own a car? Yup.

81) Can you cook? Hell Yeah!!!

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1) My computer's antivirus

2) My Brother


83) Do you text message often? So far I have sent about 1mil text in the last week.

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? A couple...

86) What do you want more than anything right now? Mario Kart 7. XD

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Love them!

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Durr. YES!!!

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? OF COURSE I haven't.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? I own 3.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Chris

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Destiny

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Someone.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Wynter.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Chris

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Robert.

100) Who was the last person that called you? Marina

Forget Me Not by Arella White reviews
This story along with the following sequels- Colorless and Ink and Ivory- have been rewritten in the form of Exquisite Recollections.
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To Santa reviews
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