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Hello! I'm kinda new at fictionpress, so humor me. Anyway, I have an account at the sister site, fanfiction, and it's the same pen name. I typed that profile first, so I don't feel like coming up with a whole different one for this site. I'll just copy&paste that profile onto this one, so if you've already read it and, for some strange reason, don't want to read it again, then skip this.


Fanfiction.net Profile Which I Will Also Use For This Site, Because They're Sisters, Right? (And besides, I think that this one sums up my personality pretty well, and it took me awhile to accumulate it all.)

Hello, all of you lovely people! (Not really, I don't know like 75% of you!) I said before that I would update my profile when I'm not so new anymore, so here it is: I'm not so new anymore! Oh, you put on a celebration? Oh, you shouldn't have! (Yes you should've!) I feel so honored that you're all here reading this. My profile is in a constant state of change, but it's really long. Hang in there! You might recognize some of the quotes in the quote section from some (or your own, even) fics, so I officially disclame anything that is not mine. Some of then are mine, though! But, enough of my blabbering, on with the profile! If you don't run away and mantain a 5 yard distance from me, (don't forget to read my profile!) I'll probably keep on going for the rest of the week. Hurry! Now's your chance!


Favorite books in the whole entire universe: (order of titles dosen't matter if listed under same#)

"The envelope, please...*tear, tear* and all tied for first place, we haaaaave..."

1.) the epiclly awesome Harry Potter series and the equally as epic Percy Jackson series! *much aplasse and cheering, the embarassed charaters blush and wave shyly* (Long Live the King and Queen-though not married-of children's literature, J.K. Rowling and Rick Riordan! Long Live the Royals! Long Live the Royals! Long Live the Royals!...)

2.) The Land of Elyon series, by the dashing Mr.Patrick Carman, and A Series of Unfortunate Events, by the elusive Mr. Lemony Snicket! Sadly, Mr. Snicket was not able to come tonight, due to the fact that he is still presumed dead in many counties and is currently running from alligators while hiding in an area where alligators are common. (note: I don't mean the compliments literally, but we're in an awards ceremony, here. Work with me, folks!)

3.) The 39 Clues series, by various authors, and The Missing series, by Margret Peterson Haddix (I've just started The Missing, so if I think it deserves to be bumped up a few notches when I'm done, it will be)


Quotes I Love (some of those adorable copy&pastes will be in here also!)

"Forget about love...wouldn't you rather fall in chocolate?"

"Call me a nerd, but one day nerds will rule the world."

"Hey, what about that guy who landed on the moon? He said, 'One small step for man' I woulda said, 'Oh my god, I'm on the moon!"

"I'm not nearly as dignified as I seem here."

"I don't give a damn what you think of me, and I'm damn proud of it."

"The past is the past. As much as we regret what happened, all we can do is keep our chin up and move on."

"Hey, I'm civilized. I just choose to act crazy. It's fun."

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize... Oh,my, I could be eating a slow learner."

"I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place. I spill a lot of things and I'm pretty clumsy. But when I think about it and take a step back I remember how amazing life truly is and that maybe . . . I like being imperfect."

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill."

"I don’t suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, proud of it, and enjoying every second of it, copy this into your profile. "

"If you’ve ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy this into your profile. "

"You know you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years

3.) The reason for you not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or Facebook

4.) You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

9.) And you were too busy to see that there was no number 5

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did."

"Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you’re one of the people who would respond with something like, “Where to begin?” or “We’re not quite sure...”"

"If you mentally make the Sirius “serious” pun whenever somebody says, “Are you serious?” Copy this into your profile"

"If you are sad there will be no more Harry Potter books, copy this into your profile."

"If you get good grades and still know nothing, copy this into your profile."

"Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you’re crazy and proud of it, copy this into your profile."

"If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer or other electronic device, copy this into your profile."

"If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile."

"92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off."

"If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile"

"If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile"

"R.I.P.- Lily and James Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten."

"If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile."(just about every day!)

"If you secretly (or not so secretly) think your name should never be forced upon innocent children as a legal name, copy and paste this into your profile."

"If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile"

"If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile."

"If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile"

"If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile"

"If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile."

"If you believe pollution should be punishable by death put this on your page!"

"i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that, put it in your profile."

"If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile."

"If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile"

"If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile"(lol, all the time!)

"If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile"

"If you think Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe or Rock, Paper, Scissors solves everything, paste this in your profile"

"If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile"

"If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, or just had a random laughing fit for no obvious reason, copy this into your profile"

"If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile"(lol, a have a millon different little worlds!)

"Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO"

"Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up"

"If fanfiction.net is to you, what MySpace/Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile"

"If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile"

"Do not meddle with the affairs of dragons. For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

"I live in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door"

"Being mature is overrated."

"Being weird is like being normal, only better."

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing else annoys them as much."

"Never judge a book by its movie."

"Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessively compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, hang up - all of our operators are too busy to talk to you."

"When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons?"

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes."

"You laugh now because you are older than me by mere months, but when you are 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up"

"Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge"

"In Remembrance To All the Characters that Died in the Harry Potter books

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…whose motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty freaky, but cute when he was younger…
…and who got his butt thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring

...In Remembrance to Sirius Black...

...Who never really got to walk free...

...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year...

...And who had to get killed by a curtain."

"Dogs have masters, cats have staff."

"If you think that Sirius’s death wasn’t worthy of him, copy this onto your profile. (I mean seriously- hehehe, Sirius and serious-the whole ‘falling into a curtain’ thing is a pretty lame death scene, and Sirius deserved more than getting tangled up in a curtain.) You see, Doggy, I told you not to go playing around the sliding glass door, and look what happened. You got tangled up in the Curtain of Death and died."

"Wait a second, if Harry Potter defeated the most dangerous and powerful wizard in the century, wouldn’t he take on the role of the most dangerous and powerful wizard of the century?"

"OH EM GEE! Hermione Granger skipping class? What has the world come to? Well, in a world with Bieber Fever and Twilight, I think it's possible. No offence to you Bieliebers and Twihards (*COUGH* notreally *COUGH*)."

"Copy this onto your profile if you think the whole Sirius-serious thing is hilarious."

Ok, I soooo copy-pasted these next bits from stories and profiles. No, I do not want to claim them as my own, it's just that I though they applied to my stuation/agreed with my opinion/made me laugh my ass off/ in that order. So, here goes!

Anyway, I want to say this. I've just watched PoA. I know it's rather late. And, I can only say one thing.

I am appalled.

What the bloody hell happened to the Marauders! Where was the brotherhood and close friendship! (Author trembling with anger.) Oh, sure, it's all fine and dandy, just about EVERY part except the ones involving the Marauders was well done!

Did they explain how Remus was part of the Marauders! NO! Did they say how much James and Sirius helped him by risking life and limb to become Animagus! Bloddy hell no! Did they manage to convey the deep bonding and unbreakable friendship between the 3! NO!

I can't help it, I'm fuming! What was that crap? Remus sounded half in love with Lily! And Harry! Harry just believed them! In the book at least, it took some convincing, but here! God, here! He just saw Pettigrew pop out in rat form and voila, oh look! I believe you lot even though I viciously hated you moments before! And did they mention how Remus, Sirius, James and Pettigrew were connected to the Marauders? Or about James's Animagus form! UGH! You know, in PoA the movie, it's like Hermione is madly in love with Harry and Ron. Gah!

I'm not saying it was completely horrible, actually, I thought it was sot of good, better than the last 2 at least. But… god… Ok… calming down now. Although I hated the fact that Gary Oldman was Sirius, he played the part of a misunderstood murderer/ innocent damn well. Still, I prefer the Sirius in the books… you know, more sane. Then again, the movie did manage to captivate me, especially near the end, when Sirius rode on Buckbeak towards the moon.

HP characters I hate: (I will add to this list every so often)

Voldemort

The guy's pathetic. A half blood who wants to kill all thing not pureblood, but at least he's got a reason to hate Harry.

Severus Snape

The man is obviously only out to protect his own ass in the war. He holds a stupid grudge against a man whose been dead for over a decade. And he doesn't really love Lily, he's obsessed with her and that becomes lust. From there it's a small step to stalker and then to psychotic killer, oh look, he became a death eater, hmmm... maybe there's a connection there...

Key for the following: (I got this next story-bit from the hilarious fic, Passing Notes Can Be A Good Thing, by Hippogriffs Fly Free)

James Potter /Sirius Black /Remus Lupin /Peter Pettigrew /Lily Evans

Using pickup lines, now are we? This means an inner war with the Marauders!

You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.

I don't know what makes you stupid, but it works really well!

Shock me, say something intelligent.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

You should wear a condom on your head, because if you're gonna act like a dick, you might as well dress like one!

You're so pathetic, even your imaginary friend hates you!

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

EVANS IS HERE EVERYBODY!

No shit.

Continue on with what you were doing before, oh right - you're already being a wanker.

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

It's men like you that make women gay.

There's nothing wrong with being gay!

Moony, do you have something to tell us?

I have something to ask you, Padfoot. If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

NOT FAIR!

Is too, Lassie.

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

I know that you would go to the end of the world for me. But could you stay there?

I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence.

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

There is no vaccine against stupidity. I'm sorry, but you'll just have to live it down.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

If his brain was chocolate, I would go hungry.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

We've stopped.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

STOP WITH THE INSULTS! THE PICKUP LINE WAR IS OFFICIALLY OVER! ANY INSULTS AFTER THIS ARE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

Siriusly - In a manner in which Sirius Black would handle things.

YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans

Dogs are better then cats.
It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.
You own/owned an XBOX.
You own/owned a Wii.
You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid.
At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/owned a DS PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball hats.
You used to/do collect football collector cards.
Baggy sweatpants are cool to wear all the way.
Its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what other people think.
Sports are fun.
You talk with food in your mouth.
You sleep at night with your socks on sometimes.

TOTAL=13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like going to town.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
You cried watching The Notebook.
You have worn dangly earrings.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the Star Wars movies.
You are/were in gymnastics.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
Sometimes you care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses.
You like wearing body spray.
You wear flip flops.
You used to play with dolls as a kid.
You have put makeup on others.

You like being the star of almost everything.
You love shoe shopping.
Pink is one of your favorite colors.

TOTAL=9

THUS, I AM A TOMBOY.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people teblonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (the shoes looked the same)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
(I was 3, okay?)
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (So fun!)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (LOL! *dies of laughter remembering it*)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. (they do...?)

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (All the time!)

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (who does this?)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked or chewed on a cup
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them (once again, I was little!)

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. ( Is this really stupid?)

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

... wow... this is sad xD

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If you have ever seen a movie or show, or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

Random Facts about me ;3

-I'm ADHD
-I have major OCD. (Especially with haaaaiiir. o.e)
-I'm insomniac
-I have short term memory.
-Sadly, I have (unoffical) childhood amnesia. OnO I remember some stuff and a few events, others are a complete blank, doe. .-.
-I'm a very forgetful person. OnO
-I have acrophobia (heights), trypanophobia (injections and needles), topophobia (stagefright) arachephobia (SPIDERS. THIS IS MY WORST PHOBIA. XP ) yeah, that face is a dead face.
-I'm (occasionally) claustrophobic

-I feel the need to always correct people's spelling, even If I'm not the best either. xP
-I want to be an artist. -
-Or an architect or marine biologist or dolphin trainer at Seaworld! :D (basically, I have no idea what I want to be.)
-History facinates me!
-Greek and Roman mythology too! :D
-I have a very high pitched voice. x(
-I'm really distracted and you'll always see me talking or laughing, but I have my moments of seriousness.
-My moments rarely happen in class, especially these past couple of years, but I had some kind of breakthrough sometime thisyear in math! :D
-I have very little patience.
-I'm random
-I love cats! :D
-I think cats will one day rule the world. v.v
-Byess!! :3


intellecually peers at you over steepled fingers* Sooo... you read all of my ridulously long profile? (not that I'd shorten it or anything) I suppose a congradulations is in order. Hmmm... my contacts say that you like cookies. You do? Well, then, I will personally mail you one million cookies. They will look like this. (: :) Note: only people who read my entire, knee-slapping-hilarious profile will get the cookies. Don't try to fool me, either. I WILL KNOW.

Till the kitchen sinks,

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Bearer of The Wild by Ce'J-Lynn reviews
The planet known as The Wild is in chaos, with no child to take the throne the current Bearer is trying to hold things together and hold back Dackron. Meanwhile Cria is trying to survive and find her way back to her proper place in The Wild.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,883 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 6/6/2012
How To Stop Thinking About It by Kato Harris reviews
A handy guide for your psychological woes.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Complete
The Legend of Callista Leventhrop
see full summary inside, because there wasn't enough room here. But here's the condensed version: Callista and Rowan have been raised as an innkeeper's daughters, but their true origins are known when four strangers show up one day and eventually try to seperate the sisters from their beloved Rose, who raised them. Sounds cheezy, but I've had several people say it's awesome.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Published: 9/29/2012