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1.) You talk to yourself and/or inanimate objects.

2.) You stop and ask yourself why you're talking to yourself/inanimate object.

3.) You then rant to yourself/inanimate object about talking to yourself/inanimate object.

Then you're a writer! Copy and paste this onto your profile if this happens to you. Don't deny that it doesn't!


15 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on & point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for marijuana'.

6. Finish all your sentences with,'In accordance with the Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall rather than walk & see how many looks you get.

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

9. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.

10. Sing along at the opera.

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area & play tropical sounds all day.

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream,'I won! I won!!'

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'

15. Tell your children over dinner,'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'


1. Where is your telephone? Across the room.

2. Where is your significant other? Across the country.

3. Your hair? Light blond and dark blond.

4. Your mother? Um...alive?

6. Your favorite thing? Video games.

7. Your dream last night? That I had no birth mark and I needed one to survive. So a doctor secretly gave me one.

8. Your iPod? No, sadly.

9. Your dream/goal? To publish some books.

10. The room you're in? My bedroom.

11. You hate? Life. Stupid People.

12. Your fear? I have a fear?

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive.

14. Where were you last night? Asleep.

15. What you're not? On the same page as other people.

16. Muffins? Blueberry?

17. One of your wish list items? To get heelys and a Tobuscus hoodie.

18. Where you grew up? Pocatello.

19. The last thing you did? Answered these questions.

20. What are you wearing? Pajamas.

21. Your TV? On.

22. Your pet(s)? Nope.

23. Your computer? A laptop of which I have named Lylee... Yep, I name inanimate objects.

24. Your life? Full of pure insanity.

25. Your mood? Bored.

26. Missing someone? Mmhm.

27. Your car? I have a car?!?

28. Something you're not wearing? Socks.

29. Your summer? Summer-y.

30. Your eyes? Blue/Gray/Green

31. Love someone? Naw.

32. Your favorite color? Blue.

33. When is the last time you laughed? 15 minutes ago.

34. Last time you cried? Little while ago.

35. Who will repost this? Someone. With a face.


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? A scar on my leg; it was cut somehow, and a scar was leftover.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Nothing

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I don't know.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Any thing good
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Yes.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Stuff.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? A person.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My best friends.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Average.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Nope. I adore the dark.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? No one. You can't make me cry.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Eh.
14. WHAT COLOR OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Ginger or blond hair and blue eyes.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Not sure.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Depends if it is Ice Coffee or not.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Peperoni, bacon.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Nothing.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Don't know.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yep.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Don't think so.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Not sure.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Nope. I want a cat though.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? None.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?Have before.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Tell them straight up. I'm the blunt type, so yeah.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 8.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETS? Brunets.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Yes.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Idiots.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I don't have many weaknesses.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Sadly, no.
37. FIRST JOB? Nope.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Of course.
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Watching Thor.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Wait! I get complimented on things?

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No, but I might have to get them.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Neon blue Tobuscus hoodie.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Three. Two boys and one girl.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Sometimes.

...Where's 48...?

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever my mother buys.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I write quickly and don't actually pick up my pencil so it's sloppy. I going with no.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham.
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I don't know.
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Hell ya!

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No, I am who I am.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I'll bottle it up. When someone annoys me, I use that as an excuse to give them a good punch in the stomach.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Across the country.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Stuffed animals.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? A lot.
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yes.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Of course.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed potatoes.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Sweet guy with a good sense of humor and can put up with my level of insanity. He'll have to put up with the violent, angry, dangerous half of my nature, and the quiet half of my nature.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Emi, Rotten Pumpkin, and Kid Mayo.

67. FAVORITE BAND. Paramore

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? advanced in ISATs. if that's what you are asking for.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Strawberry.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yep.
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? During 2nd hour

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Pfft. Fail. #64 is there.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 80.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Sure, why not?

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Berry water.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My best friends.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Face, height, and if I care, rest of them.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Wait what?

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Annoying people.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? March. My birthday!

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Dunno
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Light blond on the top lairs then brown on the bottom lairs.

86. EYE COLOR? Blue/Gray/Green

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? hmmm?

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? NO!!!! I hate it!!!!.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Thor.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? No?

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Trumpet (main), Flute (learning), and Trombone (learning).

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Dunno; I don't vote yet.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships, definitely.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Cookie dough.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Wait! I have a car? Cool.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Various books.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Single and crushing on someone.

So yep, that's a bit about me.


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