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Hello, my name is RuciliaChrisSpellson. This is my writing debut. My favorite colors are purple and lime green. I also like school, stories and books. I have been an avid reader since I was in Kindergarten (I actually got in trouble for reading when I was supposed to be coloring a picture. :D)
My Fave Book is Martin's Dream: Journey Onto the Promised Land
Grade: Somewhere between last year of high school and first year of college.
First generation Hatian-American
Here are some of my favorite qoutes:D
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.” - José Maria de Eça de Queiroz
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it. - Salvador Dali
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” - Brian Gerald O’Driscoll
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” - Oscar Wilde
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.” - Earl Wilson
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” - Mark Twain
”Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.” - Unknown
”A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.” - Robert Purvis
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” - Winston Churchill
A= ka, B=tu, C= mi, D= te, E= ku, F=lu, G= ji, H= ri, I= ki, J= zu,
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
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