Irony'sFriend
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Joined 06-17-12, id: 848228, Profile Updated: 04-13-16
Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy, and General.

I am a teller of tales and a collector of books.


-- I drink a lot of coffee.

-- Plants are the coolest.

-- One thousand words a day is the goal.

-- The Industrial Revolution is my favorite historical era.

-- The Hamilton soundtrack is usually stuck in my head.

-- I get weirdly intense about basketball.

-- I am usually reading.


So my dear friend, MagicWords, and I are collaborating on a four book saga. I wrote the first book, Midnight Moon, and she wrote the second, The Witch of Embermore, and we're working on the third and fourth books together, and we are close to getting this saga published! You can read a snippet of both on our profiles.


Why do you write like you're running out of time? Write day and night like you're running out of time?

How do you write like you need it to survive?

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The Tarrenbash Heir by MagicWords reviews
Invincible kingdoms do not lose wars. Nor do they tolerate crippled princes. Aiden would not have survived twenty years of relentless Olendian battle training without his older twin brother, Mathias. But when a formidable force creeps over Olendia's borders, Mathias must decide what is more important: protecting his kingdom's walls or defending the brother who stands in his way.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2016
Starstruck by H. Meadows reviews
Three years ago, I changed the fate of a man destined for an untimely death. Today, he changed mine. [one-shot sequel to The Midnight Moon by Irony'sFriend] [T for sexual themes, just to be safe]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Complete
Barely Breathing by MagicWords reviews
He leads me to our secret place in the middle of the woods and begs me to keep his secret. If I refuse, I lose him. If I accept, I risk both our lives. Gently, I reach out and take his hands, though he trembles under my touch. He can't trust me, but I am not discouraged. I look him directly in the eyes and seal our destines with one single word...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013
Perspicacity by Wysteria Mysteries reviews
The most important person in my life gave me a reason to live. But now she's gone, and things are spiraling out of control, including my world of writing, which I've always been in control of. Will I lose everything? How can I expect the characters I write and fabricate to conquer their battles when I can't even overcome my own perils within the unwanted realm of reality?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013
It Can't Get Any Worse, Can It? by MagicWords reviews
Meet Ben Covett: Of all the self-professed losers at Reedwood High, he may be the worst. Fate tarnished his delicate existence when he waltzed in on Kristina Veerman, sophomore beauty and particular love of his life, half-naked in the girls' locker room. He'd be the first to tell you that the entire incident was an accident, but would you be ready to believe him? He sure hopes so.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
The Witch of Embermore by MagicWords reviews
Kathryn, a lover of books and a firm believer in black magic, wants nothing more than to free her father from a vile Witch's spell. With the help of a poor stable boy named Kai, she leaves home in search of the one element that can break the enchantment. But when the Witch of Embermore learns of Kathryn's intentions, Kathryn must discover if she has what it takes to slay a Witch.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Complete
Shoddy First Impressions by MagicWords reviews
I came to Ephemeral Existence in order to escape the disappointments in my life. What I wanted more than anything was to listen to shoddy "up-and-coming" bands and ignore the world, but a sloppily dressed London club-goer with brown everything decided to ruin the paradise I'd created for myself. I'll have to remember to thank him for shattering my shallow existence. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete
Transparency by MagicWords reviews
I will never forget the night Charlie Evans was killed. Though I'm trying to move on, nightly visits from his ghost aren't helping. What's more, I'm finding myself growing attached to him in ways that are strictly off limits between spirits and humans. But now something sinister is after his soul, dragging him to an afterlife he doesn't deserve. Now, it's my turn to save him.Hiatus
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013
On the Way to Grandmother's House by Hope E. Kay reviews
One lone tree stood in the middle of the clearing with a cage hanging from a lower branch, a punishment for criminals. She thought to turn and run, but her lantern had already lighted on the cage. And there was a man inside. And he was staring at her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012
Stars at Dawn by MagicWords reviews
As children, Annie and Todd stuck together, despite their differences. She protected him from bullies and vowed to be his friend forever. Now, Annie must decide whether to ditch the school loser and walk down the predestined road to success or follow her heart, which means accepting she has feelings for the boy she rescued on the playground so many years ago.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Complete
Demolition Lovers by I Can Breathe reviews
Inspired by Demolition Lovers by My Chemical Romance. A tragic love story between two teens who visit a cemetary. Slightly emo and depressing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Creating Perfection by Cluttered Minds reviews
Something I wrote at 1am, there's not much sense to it. Read and you'll know what I mean.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012
Sweet Sixteen by not Ross reviews
One-shot: Reminiscing on the good old days as my best friend turns 16. We all have those friends who go back that far. Funny the things you remember from when you're little. Not exactly poetry, more like poetic prose...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
When I Stayed Silent by MagicWords reviews
-Oneshot- He was that shy boy who sat in the back of the classroom, the one I so desperately wanted to talk to. Sometimes I still think about him and wonder what could have been.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
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He Who Gives Up Sight for Insurance Deserves Neither reviews
As Amilia grows older, her eyes open to the inhumanity of her father's job, the casual racism in her family, and the path she must take.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2016 - Complete
Midnight Moon reviews
Emeary was born with powers few people understand. When she uses them to save the life of a boy she finds dying in a cave, she realizes not all people are worth saving. Soon she is thrown in the midst of a festering war with a possible murderer.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Complete