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Helooooo guys

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to this list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairytobe, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, Jelly1029,Bookluvrxoxo, meadowgirl12345, thetimewlaker2237, The G33K

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If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (I have no choice L)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have Orange Hair, Live up in the hills, Speak with a Funny Accent and Eat Haggis all the time

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I Listen to JAPANESE MUSIC, so I must be a Weeaboo

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I mentally murder people I don't like.

"Never Mind." Definition: You should've listened the first 5 times, bitch.

S.M.I.L.E. [S]howing [M]iracles [I]n [L]ittle [E]fforts

Sometimes... I feel like everyone in the world got a handbook on life, and mine got stolen when I was little. L

"Awwwwwwww shit this is my jam" I say as I spread it on my toast.

Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors, I would still stand there with the door open.

Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ...Coincidence? I think not

Let's watch a scary movie. *Several hours later* "Dude... Walk me to the toilet."

Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.

"LOOK!", "Hold on", "Looook!", "HOLD ON!", "FLUFFING LOOOOK!", "OKAY, what?", "You missed it..."

Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch.

When life gives Lady Gaga lemons, She makes an outfit.

I hate it when someone turns the lights on while I'm asleep. And I'm all like (o_-)

Bruno Mars: "I'll catch a grenade for ya." *Girl gets hit by grenade* "Today, I don't feel like doing anything."

If someone says that your drawing looks ugly, say "Sorry, I didn’t mean to draw you."

What's hard, long, and has cum in it? A cucumber you perv.

B*tch I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

I want to lay under the star with someone cute and we just talk all night long about random shiz.

Wakes up in the middle of the night* "Please don't be 6am" *1:52am* "MERRY F*CKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!" *Shoves face back into pillow*

Teacher: "If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?" Me: "10."

No, cough syrup, you are not 'grape flavoured'. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children. Not grape

If you still throw the peace sign up in your pictures, take yo ass back to MySpace

You are cordially invited to shut the f*ck up.

When I'm available no one texts me. But when I'm busy... BAM! ...still no one texts me...

When someone tells me to stop laughing. B*tch please, I'll stop laughing as soon as it stops being funny.

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

Giving gum to your friend is like a drug deal. "You didn’t SEE anything, you didn’t HEAR anything, and you sure as hell didn’t get it from ME"

"Why are you talking during my lesson?”... "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"

Do you have a pencil "Nope" *Looks down at bag of pencils* *Evil laugh*

"Mephobia" is the fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everyone dies!

I'm the girl who wears loose shirts, watches lame movies, eats food with high calories and enjoy being myself more than anything.

"Page Not Found" well... B*tch, find it!

That one person who makes you happy the second you start talking to them.

Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces

"Did you get home okay?" "No, I died like four times...”

Me: Dad how does it feel having an awesome son? Dad: I don't know, ask your grandpa...

When McDonalds only give yo ass ONE pack of sauce...

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, "No one gives a f*ck."

What if... birds aren't singing, they're just screaming because they're scared of heights?

"You're so lazy." "No, I'm not. I've been converting oxygen into... carbon dioxide all day."

B*tch, I didn't fall... I attacked the floor...

Dora - "what part did you like the most”... Me-"well I liked-.." Dora- I liked that part too... Me- B*tch you ain't even let me finish!

Me: I need to lose some weight, stop eating junk food. (...) Me: ...Is that a cake...?

Who needs swag when you have Gangnam Style?

I'm jealous of my parents; I'll never have kids as cool as theirs.

Teacher: Remember, the "f" in Physics stands for fun. Me: But sir, there is no "f" in Physics. Teacher: Exactly

I feel ignored as a white crayon, the first piece of bread, Internet explorer, the terms of agreement, and 18 warning.

Friend: What day is it? Me: (._.) Friend: (‘_') me: (.o.) Friend: Tell me. Me: B!tch please, I don’t even know what month it is.

Monday (>.

sneeze* "Bless you." *sneeze* "Bless you." *sneeze* "DAMN BLESS YOU!" *sneeze* "B*TCH WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Find the Gay person; 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 - Can't do it, can you? It's because they're humans too.

HOME ALONE* Music Volume: 100 %.

Dear McDonald's Cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on the happy meal.

(-) (._. ) (· - ·) ( ) ( ._.) ( ' -') Oh, excuse me. Just looking for a f*ck to give.

You’re nice to the weird kid once, then BOOM. Stalked for life.

“Be strong.” I whispered to my Wi-Fi signal.

I don't need to control my anger. Everybody around me needs to control their habit of pissing me the f*k off...

Tries to take notes while teacher talks* Teacher starts talking like Busta Rhymes (ノ Д) ノ DAFUQ are you saying woman!!

lol = Drowning Man. *lol* = Drowning Cheerleader.

If you think someone is staring at you: 1.Yawn 2. If they yawn, they were staring.

I love it when you know somebody’s secret, but they don’t know that you know, and you know that they don’t know that you know.

"There's plenty of fish in the sea...” "That's cool and all, but I'm human."

Texting a Friend* him: hayyyy wat uzz duingg!?! Me: walking to your house so I can throw a f*cking dictionary at your face.

My sister heard me singing in the shower and she said "SHUT UP" I said, "I don't see why you hatin outside the tub... You can’t even get in"

I saw a dead fox lying on the road. I think Dora got tired of all this "Swiper no swiping!" sh*t.

Friend: "Aww, someone needs a hug!" Me: "Don't touch me."

Parents: Why are you awake so early? Me: Who said I went to sleep?

Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

From the bottom of my heart, I don't give a f*ck.

Waving hi to security cameras.

I hate when people ask me: what happened to the sweet old you? Well, b*tches like you killed it

I hate how spiders just sit there on your wall, acting like they pay rent

Bruises: 5% try & remember how they got it; 4% don’t realize they have it; 1% pokes it & sees how much it hurt; the other 90% does all 3.

When someone calls 'shotgun', I yell 'Rosa parks' and sit in the seat and refuse to move.

Teacher: Where is your homework? Student: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.

I don’t try to be Awesome. Awesome tries to be me.

A bug outside: aw hey little guy! A bug inside: DIE, YOU UNHOLY F*CKER

I want to high five your face with a stapler

The funny thing about this sentence is that by the time you realize it says absolutely nothing; it will be too late to stop reading.

Hears a scary noise in the house* "LET THERE BE LIGHT IN EVERY ROOM!!"

When you start to hate someone, everything they do begins to annoy you... them: "*Cough*" you: "OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDD THIS B*TCH!

When someone rings the doorbell why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

NEVER judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Unless he is wearing crocs. At that point you know he's a fag.

I wonder how many strangers have pictures with me in the background.

Awkward moment when a package says "Easy open" & you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun & a lightsaber trying to open it.

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce."

I love being weird as f*ck with that one friend and its totally normal.

In order for you to insult me I would have to value your opinion. And your opinion is fucking irrelevant.

The only thing more painful than giving birth = Stepping on a Lego.

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