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Joined 06-23-12, id: 850604, Profile Updated: 06-05-13
Author has written 3 stories for General, Haiku, and Kids.

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My Weird Dreams by bFishstix reviews
I have lots of weird and freaky dreams... Well, some of them aren't that weird...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 1/23/2009
Dick and John by To Whomever it May Concern reviews
A kids book I wrote that kind of teaches about sexual orientation and that whatever you are, it's okay.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Complete
A Mother's Blessing by Maddie10 with ucat42 reviews
A poem from my heart expressing the love for my wonderful boy, Levi.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2013
Toast Issues by WhouffleGirlIn221B reviews
If you thought YOUR family was weird, wait until you meet the Fracas family. Warning: Toast, lemonade, and balloon consumption. And it's WEIRD.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2012
Preteen Mom and Son Life by Maddie10 with ucat42 reviews
I thought is show you what a day is like raising my wonderful boy as a preteen mom. Here is what a typical day is like for us...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012
Kids These Days by Laura MB reviews
A collection of one-shots of kids interacting with the adults around them. Please read & review!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012
Me And Levi the story of a pre teen mom by Maddie10 with ucat42 reviews
Want to know what it's like to be a pre teen mom? Let me give a little glimpse of my life as a mom to three year old Levi!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Complete
Hospital Of Hell by DarkAngelGal reviews
Eight Students of various types are taken to a hospital and trapped there. Now they must ban together and solve the mystery of the person who caged them. However, she is inclined to destroy every last one of them and keep them away from the truth. Will they will be able to survive? Please read and review this horrific play!
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,203 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Complete
A Toddler's Tale of Learning to Walk by DigiExpert reviews
See exactly what Ruki, a toddler, thinks about learning to walk and find out just how she accomplishes it. (As translated from 15 pages of scribbles) R&R
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2004
I Need To Pee! by Zilindico reviews
Don't you just hate when you really really really need to pee and something is keeping you from fulfilling that relieving end? It's even worse when you can't even do the pee-pee dance to make yourself feel at least a little better in the meantime.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2003
I Hafta Go Pee by EnigmaDesdemona7 reviews
I wrote this when I really had to pee, and the teacher wouldn't let me go. I was supposed to be taking notes.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2001
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Road Trip?
Akito Watanabe, 13, goes on a road trip with his crazy family. One-shot, because I don't know how to continue this story :P
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Published: 2/2 - Complete
When nature will call reviews
Funny poem I wrote as an assignment to come up with a Haiku. Read and review!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Complete
The Loner reviews
Autumn is a 9-year-old girl who has no friends and has a pretty crappy life AKA parts of my life when I was younger. Names have been changed to protect the persons' identities.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Complete