KillerMuffinish
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Joined 06-24-12, id: 850712, Profile Updated: 12-27-12
Author has written 6 stories for Kids, Historical, Mystery, and Humor.

What's your name? - 'Name's Watty. Just Watty.

Who are you? - Santa Claus.

Where do you live?: Copenhagen, Denmark

What's your favorite movie? - Watty the Movie

Left or right handed?: Left. -.-

Favorite restaurant? - The Asian Mix round the corner.

Height? - 1,68 cm/average.

Age? - It varies.

Birthday? - Thursday.

/Upcoming story: The Dying Game - summary: When our main character dies in a car accident he gets a free chance to get his life back. He must pass a number of tests to prove rather he should be allowed back on Earth - but what would he do, if he had to chose between his own life or someone elses? (Implied slash, funny, but in a dark way.) Rated M, Humor/Tragedy.

PEACE OUT, SUCKERS. (Your mom.)

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Your Reactions Make the Men by SilenceInHonour reviews
A series of oneshot poems about the people various members of society beat upon, whether with words or with sticks and stones. Your actions and your reactions make these people become who they are. Optimistic or pessimistic, scarred or happy, loathing or loving. You can change people - for better or for worse so make it for the better. Includes references to all manner of people.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012
Plane Crash by HandBanana reviews
Tragedy over the ocean.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Complete
The Queens Samaritan by SilenceInHonour reviews
Jillie Jenson, previously known as Ivory McQueen, 'The Queen of Hearts' is a young gold-digger who likes to live life to the full. She is on the run after her latest husband's death when conscience gets in the way and instead she finds herself with a new agenda. WIP, 3/? up. On HIATUS due to other commitments, do not read until finished as I don't know when I will pick it up again.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012
I Said Nothing by SilenceInHonour reviews
Jen is skipping classes, it takes a phone call she can't hijack to get her back. Now she's stuck in English, room 4b with Mr. Lykes and four other girls. Her mother will never know what happens in that room and she will never say a word, until a friend pays the price of her silence. COMPLETE.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Complete
The Warmth of Winter by Elie Wayfare reviews
Twins rush out in the middle of winter to visit their hospitalized mother, but she may not be the only one who might not make it through the night. Warning, contains brother-sister sexual context.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012
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Arrival of Veronika reviews
Who knows what happens while we're asleep. Inspirered by Owl City's 'Fireflies'.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
The Lonely Class Room Song reviews
Wrote a song in class today because of pure boredom. It sucks, but hey, so does your mom. It's rated because of a little swearing, awful lyrics and bad rhyming. - Humor all the way. Enjoy it, fuckers.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Complete
Baby Shoes for Sale: Never Worn reviews
I'm just a poor old man today. My wife passed away long ago and with her, so did my hope for the future. I've lost practically all my memory but there is one thing I still remember; the scream.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Complete
Of Mouse and Rocking Horse Grows Malice reviews
A little boy, a mouse and his rocking horse. No way that'll end bad. It's just a cute little animal and a harmless toy, so what could possibly happen? Guess you have to read to find out. M, dark, oneshot. R/R.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
Black Mary reviews
Come with me back to the dark streets of the 19th century's London where we will follow the events of Black Mary when she meets the dark and mysterious stranger who would "like to buy her company" for the night. Oneshot, dark, very mild M. R/R.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
How to Find a Moon Fish reviews
"Tell me a story, Jace," Lily begged, her blue eyes glittering in the dark. "Tell me about the cat and the Moonfish." Lily's nightmares won't go away so she goes to her brave older brother who never get scarred of nightmares and ask for him to tell her a bedtime story. Oneshot, R/R.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Complete