Cytomorphenstein (sigh toe moorf in stine) is my creation, he is a pen name, a mad scientist, an alchemist, a reader, a philosopher, troublemaker, cook, and when on the PSN he kills zombies and beats people up.

How old am I? Not your business, should not matter, but suffice to say I am college educated

Where do I hail from? The south eastern part of the USA, in a red state, near the water.

What do I write? Satirical essays about modern life, Gory Horror, Sci- Fi, Mythology/Fantasy, and anything else that strikes my fancy.