cytomorphenstein
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Joined 06-25-12, id: 851353, Profile Updated: 07-11-12
Author has written 5 stories for Horror, Essay, and Sci-Fi.

Cytomorphenstein (sigh toe moorf in stine) is my creation, he is a pen name, a mad scientist, an alchemist, a reader, a philosopher, troublemaker, cook, and when on the PSN he kills zombies and beats people up.

How old am I? Not your business, should not matter, but suffice to say I am college educated

Where do I hail from? The south eastern part of the USA, in a red state, near the water.

What do I write? Satirical essays about modern life, Gory Horror, Sci- Fi, Mythology/Fantasy, and anything else that strikes my fancy.

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Virginia is for Rapists reviews
Essay on the abhorrent policies enacted by the state of Virginia against women.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Complete
One Thousand Words for Maggie May
"Maggie I wish I had never seen your face" -Rod Stewart
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Complete
Black Hole
Chapter one of the Black Hole saga.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Published: 7/20/2012
Gripe of the Waiter reviews
Waiting tables is an abhorrent job, and if you've never had the misfortune to do it then you should take a look at this before you go harassing the person who brings you your food.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
The Rakshasa
An unwitting explorer and his partner stumble across a temple in the jungles of the far east, but the horror they find inside is beyond wildest imagining, as a Demigod rises to power before their very eyes in this chilling preview of "The Rakshasa"
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2012