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Joined 06-26-12, id: 851492, Profile Updated: 03-12-13
Author has written 11 stories for Young Adult, Romance, and Fantasy.

You- *opens my profile* "Dude, WHAT THE?!?!"

Me- "Yes... I am letting my mind explode on you... Deal with it."

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Pretenders' Fairy Tale by JustMeBeingMe reviews
"As he walked out of the car I just crashed into, I thought he was one of the most gorgeous guys I have ever seen...and then, of course, he had to open his mouth." When the Invisible Girl, Sam Bravo, crashes into the car of the most popular guy in school, Aaron Tanner, he enlists her help to make his ex jealous by pretending to be his girlfriend. Can pretending become real?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,262 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 4/7/2013
Opposites Attract by beverlyamethyst16 reviews
Sexy Skylar Petres is the notorious bad boy. Michelle Rivers is the quiet, shy girl who people don't give a second glance to. They say opposites attract, but who knew it was actually true?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,365 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 3/26/2011
Love, Lies and Mistaken Sexual Orientation by beverlyamethyst16 reviews
"Everything about you just screams out 'total lesbian'," Alex says. "Sorry to ruin your image of me but I'm as straight as any of your slutty girls." I retort. He raises an eyebrow, putting his lips dangerously close to my ear, "Then prove it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,908 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011
The Dark Side of the Moon by likelemondrops reviews
-"You know people think we're dating?" "What's wrong with that?" I shut up, my heart seemingly MIA. "In fact," he steps closer and takes the textbooks out of my hands, only to drop them so that they slap obnoxiously against the linoleum, "why don't we?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,777 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 7/27/2009
An Oliver Twist by Carmel March reviews
New Year's Eve - snowed in with an Irishman with a wolf grin and a gift for making me blush, cold hands, warm lips, a half-zipped dress, outdoor encounters, and the consequence of morning routines. Oh, and my mom and boyfriend are here, too. -ONESHOT-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Complete
I wish I could hate you by beverlyamethyst16 reviews
Selina has been infatuated with popular Tyler Jakins for years. But she isn't desperate for love... in fact she wishes to hate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Tears On A Letter by Someone-Whos-Not-Important reviews
I six year old goes to heaven and writes a letter to her brother who caused her death. One Shot.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
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Thanks For That reviews
"Thank you for ruining my life, I wouldn't have fell in love with her if you hadn't." A boy writes a thank-you letter to his uncle that falsely told everyone in town that his nephew was homosexual. One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Complete
It's Not Complicated reviews
They're neighbors, their windows are only a few feet apart. They become best friends, romance not involved... At least, that's what I'll let them think for a little while. Future complications may arise.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013
I Miss You reviews
Her brother was in love with her best friend. Then her best friend dies in a car accident. Her big brother isn't the same anymore. Depression takes him and she just wants him back. Really short One-Shot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Complete
Love and War reviews
A pretty girl posing as a soldier. Plus an attractive commander who's patience is wearing thin. Equals... Love and War... Literally. Read it, I command you... please.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013
Love In The Midst of Fear
He paused when his skin connected with the freezing door nob. It was the gateway that separated nightmares from reality. He knew that rescuing this girl could release monsters into the world that would put Edgar Allen Poe and Bram Stoker's monsters into preschool... With that understanding... He stepped through the door into the world made by the Devil himself. Read/Review :)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Published: 3/12/2013
Mood Rings reviews
I'm mostly a typical teenage girl. But I'm also a freak. My eyes change color depending on what I'm feeling. It's like a mood ring... but it's my eyes... Yeah...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2013
Their Daughter reviews
As she grows up she's left clueless as to who her birth parents are. When she finds out that they were vampire hunters she isn't surprised. The haunting nightmares had already pointed to that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2013
Kitchen Doors reviews
She was an incredible cook. He was a rich customer who came in weekly to eat her food, and her food only. They had never seen each other, but they knew that on the other side of the kitchen door was the only part of their life that they ever looked forward to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2013
Prisoner By Choice reviews
Lillian was a normal teenage girl, trying to get though the world. She had never been loved be anyone in her whole life. That is until a king captured her. But when that king is taken away from her, will she be able to honor his last wishes? It gets hard, especially when the king's son comes along to take his place on the throne...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2012
The Bridge reviews
We used to be inseparable when we were kids. But that all ended when she came into your life. Oneshot. Rated T for attempted suicide.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Forever Together reviews
It's the year 2019, this story is about a pair of twins that are suddenly separated by the latest World War. They find that being apart is more painful than it sounds. Situations arise and a 'friendship' is formed between the girl twin and a soldier. Currently in progress.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/31/2012