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Hello , Ant0006 speaking! I'm a girl in year 8, who's loves reading, writing, drawing and collecting teddy elephants. (I can't help it :O) if you want to read my stories, pleasecheck out the author in my favourite authors, that's were mine and my sisters stories are :) So, that's about it... If you are looking for good stories, check out all the ones I have favourited, 'cause they are awesome! -Ant0006 |
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The Vow by kanders reviews
It all started when I fell through a rickety old floor and landed on this notoriously cold guy named Clark Russell...I sat up, shocked at what had just transpired, and found myself straddling him. Go me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,620 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 7/10/2009
A Trip On the Lips by kanders reviews
All I had been trying to do was change into my bathing suit, and somehow I ended up sprawled across some guy, my lips fused with his. At least he had the courtesy to not fling me off himself in COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,714 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Dear Imagination by holiday road reviews
written 2007
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Fatal Attraction by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Despite the fact that he was Onyx's most notorious criminal and a merciless madman, she believed that he was human. That was probably her biggest mistake. **Now available as an ebook on Amazon in THE DARK PARADISE TRILOGY: Free Giveaway happening NOW until 5/27
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Angels: First Book in the Angels Trilogy by The Undecisive Thinker reviews
After a not-so-accidental boat crash deprives 17 year old, Rashelle Malus, of her immediate family, she is sent to a desolate town in Wyoming to live with her uncle, where she quickly learns that small towns do indeed have the most dangerous secrets.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 162,564 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Complete
Dark Halls and Starlit Eaves (The Fae Chronicles) by Captured Dawn reviews
Sara is a regular 17 year old who goes to visit her grandparents with her Lawyer father. The farm house, situated on the edge of a popular reserve is old, quiet and very uneventful. And so, she never expected a kidnapping would occur. And especially by something not entirely human.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012
Lovely, Dark and Deep by M. Forthe reviews
How did I end up in the woods in the middle of the night, stuck in a snowdrift with a broken leg? And what insanely bad luck is it that my rescuer is the most notorious man in America? We're talking the FBI's Most Wanted here...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,077 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
A Child's Playmate by MadameLeQueen reviews
When you think you've had it bad when a supernatural male forcibly barges into your life to claim you as his mate, think again. Meet Jubilee Reinhart, a recently hired nanny for a three year old child, who appears to her mate from what his utterly deranged parents have declared.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,471 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 12/5/2011
My INSUFFERABLE Roommate by White-tailed Swift reviews
Hazel Blackwood has to move so that she can get closer to Magnolia Arts Academy, the college that she has enrolled to, so she's lucky to find an apartment just down the street- and it's cheap, too! Little did she know that Cherry, the person she has moved in with, turns out to be some perverted, idiotic guy who acts like a child and doesn't respect her privacy WHATSOEVER.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,882 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
My Foolish Ways by CupCake34 reviews
I was a fool. When I agreed to share an apartment with my older brother, Justin, I knew he would throw parties. I knew he might skip out on rent once in a while. I over looked one thing that should've been obvious. I was a lonely girl in a small space full of boys. Throw in a mysterious step brother, a few bets, and a whole lot of secrets. Poor Justin will never see this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 106,433 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Complete
Comedies Have Happy Endings by dawnita reviews
"This is all your fault!" he yells at me, hysterical. "My fault?" I scoff. If I'm not careful, I could punch him again. "If you didn't kiss me-" "Um," I interrupt him. "I think you kissed me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 11/18/2011
Haven's Demise by Nightingales reviews
COMPLETE. Dear Reader, It was all very painful and sudden. And I'm not really sure how everything happened. Let's see… Car Accident? Check. Drowning? Double Check. So the ending is simple, right? Wrong. I should have just died and gone to heaven. But instead I have fallen into a realm with demons. And one in particular is grinning cynically at me... I think I'm now his pet. FML
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,228 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Finding Eden by Kanshisha no Yume reviews
Julia Cross has always been an outcast at her school. A dare, however, sends her to spend the night in a haunted castle located in the British countryside. What she finds there will test everything she ever believed about the supernatural and even herself
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 733,336 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008
The Canvas by Quix reviews
Sophia Parker's world was colorless and dull until an accidental meeting with an art thief offers her a chance at a new life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,328 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
Bloodline by Never Knows Best reviews
Ri'Tai was a simple village girl until Draygon slavers attacked her village and took her as a pet for a powerful General. She cares only about escape until she finds herself at the center of a conflict that could send the whole world to war.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,591 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/13/2005
Five Tasks of the Riverside by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
"I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. We don't want to do anything perverted with your underpants, on the contrary, they'd be revered." Some Saturday nights are more interesting than others... One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
The Fae's Fairytale by forever.unbroken reviews
A six year old Irish girl is rescued from the faerie realm by a member of the fae that has taken a liking to her, on the condition that he can see her again one day. Eleven years later, he has returned for her, and she is faced with an impossible choice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Nutmeg aka Coffee Shop Story by Dragen Eyez reviews
Previously, Coffee Shop Story: finished. The worlds of an artist and a businessman collide in a cafe all because of nutmeg, opening new worlds for both of them.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,035 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
Blue Moon by Cloverdale reviews
You know the paranoid feeling of being watched? The prickly way your hair stands up on the back of your neck or the goosebumps rise on your arms for no apparent reason? Well … sometimes there's a reason. And Sam just found hers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,988 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
The EllieFin in the Cupboard by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Wonderland's Void: Spirit Week by LetoSai reviews
One-Shot following 'Wonderland's Void:The Return Call' Alice Rhodes might be the Queen of Spades now, but normal life has to continue. The last thing she needs is Mad Hatter's and White Rabbit's showing up to show their school spirit.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Third Wheelish by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "So...you ever feel third-wheelish around them?" "Just a bit, yeah." "Do you want to feel third-wheelish together?" "...Wouldn't that just make us a separate pair of wheels?" He smiles, "Exactly."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,659 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
Mopeds Come in Pink by Jemia reviews
The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
The Healing Properties of Tea by Emakoke reviews
It's not every day a gorgeous, enigmatic stranger gives you a cup of tea just to cheer you up. Actually, in my case it is. Why is he doing this, and more importantly, who is he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Sunny Mr Finnigan by iBrandi reviews
Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
This One Last Chance by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. Sometimes when you mess things up with your girlfriend it only takes a priest, a red balloon, frozen peas and evil triplets to set things right again. This is that story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Meet the Sheldricks by Quill-and-Blood reviews
When you have a crazy, rather insane family, introducing them to the person of your dreams isn’t the smartest idea. Too bad my siblings never actually give me a choice. -One Shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
CanisLupus by canislupus7 reviews
Werewolves are hostile, aggressive, and all together control freaks. I am seen as a child in their eyes, even though I'm almost an adult in the pack laws. They want to protect me when I can take care of myself. Will I show them or prove them right?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,104 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
For You by Quill-and-Blood reviews
She drank, she smoked, she took drugs for him. She laughed, she cried, she lied for him. She became Stephen’s Mary. She changed for him because she loved him and it was the only thing she could do. -One Shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Adam: The Irritating Paramedic by The Cheerio reviews
One Shot. This is what i get for being heroic. A gaping bleeding hole. And an annoying paramedic that's supposed to be saving my life. Well, at least he's sexy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Candid Moments by found.eventually reviews
“How do you know that you’ve fallen in love with someone?” She asked meekly. He raised his eyebrows. “I know that I’m in love when I fart really loudly, and the first thought that pops into my mind is ‘damn, if only she was here to hear it’.” one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Do You Miss Me Now? by found.eventually reviews
I was going to be the 40-year-old virgin living with 20 cats, and I was happy with that plan. Well, okay, not really. But I would've, had he not stepped onto the bus that morning and asked if i'd miss him. God, the nerve of him. Fluff fluff fluff!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
102 Miles to Hell by Justice Bana reviews
It's precisely 102 miles from Springfield, Illinois to St. Louis, Missouri. In one day, Shannon must travel that length to be dropped into a new life. Problems arise when her new step-brother declares war. As a school rivalry becomes involved, there's no
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,003 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/29/2005
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
That Essay That Everyone Else Writes by JJSLAM2129 reviews
Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006
Happytown by bunny slippers reviews
[fin] Desperate to get away from her overprotective parents for the summer, Siam takes a tutoring job on the outskirts of Happytown. Her student? An unhinged eight and a half year old boy who eats way too many cookies [Collab: BleedingAir and Hotkitty]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,560 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007
You Missed a Spot by The Cheerio reviews
[One Shot] I swear the Devil is out to get me. Why else would i be a temporary janitor, cleaning after stinky apelike football players?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Pulling the Plug by Jenina reviews
Please, don’t pull the plug on me yet. I’m trying as hard as I can. Really! The light is so strong, but your voice is stronger. I’m making my way there. Please don’t give up.' Decisions should never be made about who should die, but when forced to..
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Oz by invisible.writer reviews
She blamed herself for an event she couldn't control, yet the boy with the brown eyes could see through her lifeless stare.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,214 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
snowman by Hotkitty reviews
four kids .and.w.e.w.a.n.t.e.d.t.o.b.u.i.l.d.a.s.n.o.w.m.a.n. An eye for an eye...and the whole world goes blind andtheysayabsolutelyeveryone deserves a second chance. b.e.c.a.u.s.e.t.h.e.sn.o.w.i.s.j.u.s.t.s.o.p.r.e.t.t.y...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004