Author has written 4 stories for General, Family, and General.
Hi. My name is Damien Sky and I'm 16 years old.
Favorite Quotes -
"Now you may think that the glass is half full and you may think that the glass is half empty, but engineers know...that the glass is actually two times larger than it needs to be.
Politicians, on the other hand, have assured me that the glass would be more empty if the opposition were in charge, while surrealists think that the glass is half of a slowly rotting lemon.
And physicists, well they happen to know that you can never know how much water is in the glass because just by measuring it, you've changed the outcome."
"私も大人になったら大人になるのかな？" ("I wonder if I'll become an adult when I grow up")
"The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar at the same time. It was tense."
Holds hand to your face* "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"