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Joined 07-03-12, id: 853906, Profile Updated: 12-10-13
Author has written 9 stories for Humor, General, and Fantasy.

Call me Catina.

I'm old enough to know better but I don't. I'm that one girl who has to ask why (insert embarrassingly obvious question). I like running, but only if it's after my brother with a blunt weapon. In terms of legal pasttimes, I enjoy volleyball, swimming, drawing, and eating cheesepuffs.

And, if it wasn't immediately apparent despite the fact that I made an account on this site, I like writing too.

Interesting facts: My favorite color is blue. my favorite animal is the wolf. I could talk in full sentences at seven months old due to experiments by the linguistics majors at the college my mom worked for. I have a harder time writing free verse poems than rhyming ones. I have the answer, but I don't know what the question is.

Other stuff: I'm an unofficial member of TWANGOES. The founder actually, but I handed the presidency over to my friend, The KlorpMaster.

I'll probably mostly post poetry on this site but the odd story may pop up from time to time.

I'm nobody. It never bothered me much, but imagine how proud I was when I heard all the fuss about nobody being perfect!

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The Picture Hall by Katharine Allison reviews
An unnamed character reminisces on her past while walking down a hall hung with picture frames. Very angsty, lots of imagery. Reviews are love.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
That Poem by Epistle reviews
When I had to write a poem for English, I didn't want to do it the traditional way... This silly little scribbling was the result.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete
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My Sneaker Makes Spaghetti reviews
Everything in my house is a professional chef.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Complete
What if reviews
A poem answering a series of 'What if" questions from a nameless interrogator who just doesn't know when to stop asking questions. Reviews are the awesomest things.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
Once Upon a Sixth Grade Year reviews
The best way to get me to do something has always been to say I couldn't do it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/5/2012
That cat reviews
It's a poem about a cat. Why should you read a poem about a cat? See first sentence.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
Sneaking food 101 reviews
A poetic guide to finally achieving what you've longed for all these minutes: Those cookies your parents won't let you eat until after dinner. It's time to break free of confining rules and live a little, my friend.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete
Star Wishes reviews
A poem I wrote in the memory of how I thought wishing stars were alive when I was younger. Constructive criticism and reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Complete
Be yourself, you're perfect Blah blah blah reviews
Don't tell people they're perfect the way they are, because then they'll never get any better. A little poem I wrote because I don't think inspirational sayings make any sense. Reviews please.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete
Anywhere
Five friends get on a bus with no plans, and off they go. I wrote this because I always thought it would be fun to just go somewhere.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Complete
Distractions reviews
A poem about procrastination I wrote while procrastinating
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete