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Joined 07-04-12, id: 854073, Profile Updated: 06-26-16
Author has written 16 stories for Play, Horror, Humor, Supernatural, Kids, Historical, Essay, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, General, and Thriller.

I am Don Carlos Homenides De Histangua. You like my stories or I shoot you with revolver.

Just kidding. Don Carlos is a character I played recently and sometimes he gets out of hand. Acting to me is kind of like having split personalities. I'm crazy like that.

I love writing plays so I hope you guys enjoy.

I'm also on fanfiction.net so go check it out.

P.S. I love reviews. Whether they be praise or otherwise. I can always improve so feel free to do so. Thanks for the reviews so far.

I am currently challenging myself to write at least one story for each category on fictionpress. I believe I can do it. Wish me luck.

Update 6/26/2016

Finally cleaned up around here. I'll have more stuff for you guys soon since I have a good three weeks of vacation time (!) I'm currently working on a piece that has had me writing for three days straight, so it ought to be good. I'll also try to find the time to finish up Oracle. I hate leaving loose ends so hopefully there's time. Thanks for the time.

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Flower Wreath by beatrixlowe reviews
King of the fire clan, Lloyd had become numb to everything as his men waged war against the other elementals. He was certain that nothing would ever pique his interest, until he saw someone he thought he would never see again. One-shot. Warnings: slash, non-con, violence
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Complete
Blood and Silver by Nekomiffy reviews
A grim war rages between vampires and human paladins. As the paladins manage to capture a vampire alive, young and hot-headed Kelron gets the order to gather information from the creature. A game of cat and mouse ensues. mxm, slash, mention of torture
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Complete
Milo and the Narrator by MintyMemory
Milo Knight may seem like a regular farm boy but he's about to embark on an epic adventure... at least until he meets the narrator of his tale. A short story on an idea I had about main characters. Contains shattered fragments of the fourth wall, watch where you step.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Complete
The Duke's Prisoner by Wanda Walker reviews
Duke Kasha seems frivolous with his wild parties and devotion to fashion, but he seeks revenge on a brutish enemy officer for an unspeakable crime. Is Kasha going down a dark road he can never return from? SLASH
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 266,313 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
The Bullfighter of Tierra del Fuego by Faithless Juliet reviews
A present for TheMadMatador on his 21st Birthday, this one's for you kid ; "When the Bullfighter kisses Carlos he can taste the hot day on his tongue."
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012
Cinder by Gryvon reviews
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Cinder who lived as a servant for his wicked stepmother and his cruel stepbrothers. Contains male/male romance and dark themes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,626 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Complete
Ninja Bunnies by Qui reviews
-slash, oneshot- Lindt is hoppily minding his own egg-hiding business when he finds another bunny in his territory.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
The West Canal by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
When gutter witch Julin Drum finds Miki floating facedown in the canal, he captures his ghost and takes it home. That's what witches do. But Miki is an uncommonly intense ghost, and things are getting a little personal...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Virgin Sacrifice by Winterimage reviews
Poor goat boy Alvin has been selected as sacrifice to the ancient Sea God. But could a gruesome fate be turned into something good?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
Rapture by The Sham reviews
SLASH/Short story. And still, I will go out and pick up guys, let them use me, make me dirty all over again because the only thing that makes me feel anything even remotely close to real in this world is the guilt. Strong M rating. COMPLETE
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,723 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
Slashtastical Stories by Alex Whitehall reviews
This is to collect one-shot slash stories so I don’t clutter my page. The M-rated stories will be posted here.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,823 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010
Something Queer This Way Comes by Dante's Disciple reviews
A heroic white Knight goes in search of The Princess and true love. The Evil Wizard holds the Princess for reasons even he dosen't understand. What will happen when the two come together? Slash MxM Romance. Reviews will be Returned!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Pencil Me In by Calex reviews
Norbert has it tough: he's got Lucifer's job without any of the perks, and an embarrassingly huge crush on Abaddon, who doesn't even notice. Thankfully, his brother's got an excellent secretary who's willing to help, but is that all he's interested in?M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Death's Shadow by Gryvon reviews
Fuyuki is a courtesan at the House of Falling Leaves. One night he wakes to find Death walking the halls. Contains male/male romance.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
Fallen Angel by Fate Fyre reviews
Deren has recently become a Fallen Angel and is a prisoner of a Demon. Warning: MxM
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,191 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Little Red's Fairy Tales: Book 2 by Apple and Kiwi reviews
SLASH Red's adventures in the land of fairy tales continues as he is pitted against Fruity Faes, Damsels in Distress and personal matters he'd rather pretend didn't exist. :coughcough:Wolf:coughcough:
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 150,060 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Holiday: A Halloween of the Ages by JtheChosen1 reviews
Yaoi/One-shot/PWP: A Roman Centurion captures a Exotic Dancer. What are his plans for the unwilling slave and how will this change them? An Eric and Luke story with a dark twist.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
The Mundane Existence of Harvey Quinn by Marry My Pie Please reviews
For fun, Harvey enjoys making lists, playing The Dictionary Game, and cleaning his room. Not be the victim of Jake's schemes. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2008
The Pied Piper by Tsaiko reviews
[SLASH] Hamlin is besieged by rats. A mysterious stranger shows up promising to take care of them if the town pays him a huge sum. The Piper didn't count on Mathis to interfere, and Mathis didn't count on the Piper making a different bargain with him.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Jack Olsen: Private Investigator by a.s. bygones reviews
When Jack goes undercover at his old high school, the last thing he expects is to find his old high school crush teaching English. But he makes the most of it. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
The Prince and the Forest Boy by Winterimage reviews
One day, the prince met someone out in the forest. Soneone who would capture his heart...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Along Came A Spider by sporkess reviews
It's not been Zebedee's month. First he gets turned into a spider, and now he's frightening people without even meaning to. But happening upon the Muffets may just have saved him! ONE SHOT, MILD SLASH, fairly random fluff.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Complete
Patient 451 by Venustas iaceo reviews
I'm trying to listen, but he won't stop! I want to be obedient. He should leave me alone. [slash oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Beauty? And the NotSoBeastly Beast by Tygati reviews
Slash. Late one night a very unusual Beast knocks on the door to an Enchantress's castle. The Enchanter, who is more than a little miffed at constantly being mistaken for a Lady, decides to help the Beast out with his problem. Chaos ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Little Red's Fairy Tales: Book 1 by Apple and Kiwi reviews
[SLASH] Wicked fairies, gender confused princesses and a perverted Wolf. Oh, my. Poor Red. Looks like his misery in the land of Fairy Tales has just begun.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,628 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
The Storyteller by Rachel Lynn reviews
When the king gathers all the storytellers of the land, Blue finds himself amongst the ones called. But there are more interesting things in the palace than the stories being told. M/M. Slash. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Sacrifices by Rachel Lynn reviews
Tam has been raised to die. But when death opens new doors, he has to figure out how to live a whole new life. Complete oneshot. MxM, slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
The Grotesque Deaths of Mr & Mrs Peanut M Andem by Cheeseraptor5 reviews
What do you think happened to that bag of M&Ms you ate earlier? Did they plop into your stomach and die without a word? Or did they fight for their lives to the very end? Oneshot
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
And Lie on Demand by Kimagure reviews
Written for Ephemeratales' Sensory Overload ficathon. A prodigy mage decides he's going to try and get close to the knight of his dreams by disguising himself as a squire.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/17/2005
Don't Cry by ellio reviews
Complete! A young Trojan servant is taken to Greece to become a slave. Warnings: m/m, angst, character death
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,058 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005
Release by Gryvon reviews
A young lord running from his past. Pirates collecting a bounty. Loneliness drives them to uncharacteristic acts. Contains male/male romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
The Taurus Key by Lady Tempest reviews
(YAOI) A prince is given as a royal hostage to ensure the end of a war. But the enemy king has plans for him that will test the bounds of his noble sacrifice for his kingdom. Can he endure? Or will the king's plan find another purpose?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,526 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/23/2002 - Published: 10/13/2002
Gilded Cage by Lady Tempest reviews
(YAOI) A mute young man, the last of a magical race, is kept captive by a sadistic and hedonistic king. Will he ever find freedom, or is death his only escape? (*Finished*) Rating for violence and sexual abuse.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,557 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/11/2001 - Published: 12/6/2001
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U25 reviews
Ryder is the youngest resident of the walled city in which he resides. He can't help but feel trapped by the walls with "U 25" written on top, looking over him. His best friend Chase is his only glimmer of hope in the city which crime runs rampant. Can they both find salvation, or will Chase let his family's bad reputation take hold of him?
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/26/2016
Flamma Ex Machina
At the outskirts of a town forgotten, there resides a brilliant engineer, his son, and a humanoid machine of the boy's creation. This machine is like no other, as it is able to simulate free thought and emotions, but is it only a simulation? The townsfolk say that the boy is a monster with unnatural abilities. Perhaps they are right. Rated T for violence and some language.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,296 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Complete
Oracle reviews
The Oracle programs are the next generation in information gathering and criminal data-basing. The programs take the form of a human whenever they are in use. Some say that they are so realistic that perhaps they are more than programs, but the government assures the people that they are merely data. Rated M just to be safe. Contains adult themes and violence.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014
The Mad Ravings of a Twenty Something
A collection of assignments I had to do for my creative writing class. Some of them are pretty darn silly, but they're just what come up in the moment. Will be updated semi-regularly. Rated K for now.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,725 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 8/6/2014
A Union of Two Nations
A war for the generations was written for NaNoWriMo 2012, but it's only a bit over 40,000 words. Well this is were the remaining 10,000 are. An epilogue of sorts follows young Princess Saphira as she prepares to marry in to the nation that has long been considered the enemy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,938 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013
A War For The Generations
A mighty war between two nations, Marekia and Pheron, has been going on for hundreds of years. There seems to be no end in sight. However, a series of events beginning with the capturing of the youngest prince of Pheron, just might propel the war to it's bloody conclusion. NaNoWriMo 2012.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,347 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Complete
The World We Live In reviews
Sequel to The Midnight Show. Jacob was your average teen with problems at home until he's hunted down by the powerful Lord and thrown into the world of vampires With this new life, he meets loyal friends and a love interest by the name of Natalie. Minor slash elements thrown in just for kicks.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,664 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Complete
The Midnight Show reviews
They call him The Master. He hosts a show every midnight. He has just found his latest star. Slash MxM.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Complete
The Completely True Adventures of Betito Gaeta
A series of one-shots centered around a little boy whose best talent is getting in to trouble.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,037 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012
The Result of Watching The Book of Mormon
The Mad Matador has a swell time watching The Book of Mormon. I must do this. WARNING! Spoiler Alert. If you haven't seen it and plan to, don't read. If you haven't seen it but don't plan to, by all means give this a try!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
An Open Letter To The Fiction Press Community reviews
This is The Mad Matador's desperate attempt at the best 21st birthday of all time. Maybe the readers can make it happen.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Complete
The Lord and The Errand Boy reviews
A young man is sold off to a wealthy lord in revolutionary era U.S. They begin to have feelings for each other even though their lives are at risk for simply being in love. Slash MxM. Warnings!: Sex, violence and character death. Very angst ridden work. One shot.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Complete
The Super Secret Diary of Wren Cooper reviews
What happens when you give a diary to the most pessimistic actor in the entire world? Hilarity at least I think ensues. Meet Wren Cooper and all of her misadventures in the world of community theatre. COMPLETE! For now anyways
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
Portal's Mind reviews
Janine Portal is an author with a severe case of writer's block. She willing to try anything even at the cost of losing her sanity. Will it be worth it?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
Janice and Henry
Janice is a nurse charged with taking care of a homosexual teenager named Henry. At first they may not get along, but will that change when Henry reveals why he's in the hospital in the first place? Rated M for references to rape and violence.
Fiction: Play - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
Obsolete! reviews
In this dystopian future, the government decides who lives and dies based on whether a person is useful or not. Can a young woman bring down the government herself or will there be dire consequences. Based on the Twilight Zone episode "The Obsolete Man". Rated T for implied violence.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
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