Adolfo Adolfi
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Joined 07-05-12, id: 854307
Author has written 41 stories for Mystery, Horror, Action, Young Adult, Fantasy, General, Spiritual, and Historical.
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Mormon Cannibals
I am on the coast in Southern California so I can't help you when it comes to cold weather. But, I wonder … do countries create national parks to protect areas of biological, physical, cultural and spiritual significance or perhaps it is the aliens that make us inhale cheese and onion pasties?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Published: 9/11/2015
The Unrust
What if you could go to bed each night, fall asleep and have total control of your dreams? And then, like, humans of New York tell you a bed-time-story on the Internet, and … and everything changes!
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Complete
Five Nymphal Stages
It's normal for children to occasionally forget their homework, daydream during class, act without thinking, or get fidgety at the dinner table. But the part of Roman law which was used almost exclusively by the Church was called the "inquisito" – the inquiry. Yet, bedbugs are active mainly at night and usually bite people while they are sleeping. And yes, C. lectularius is a nuisa
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Complete
Michael Jackson's Toilet
As a rule of thumb, there were generally three types of cartoons from Japan: the ones for girls, the ones for boys and ones that simply just made no sense. The ones for girls were divided further down in two categories: girl (or something similar), looking for either mother, father, uncle, whatever, in some remote part of the world other than Japan. And … that's it!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Complete
United States Attorney's Ferries
Many people, especially kids, may eat too much at a holiday dinner or a fair without realizing it, and then throw up. And just north of us, a Roman Catholic priest has been convicted for a multitude of heinous sex crimes including the rape of at least 22 boys, 18 girls, and a sled dog.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Complete
Krema II
In February 1943, a section for Gypsies was established at Birkenau, camp BIIe, and in September 1943 an area was reserved for Czech Jews deported from Theresienstadt, the so-called "Family Camp", BIIb. In Autumn 1943, the camp administration was reorganized following a corruption scandal.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Complete
Dead Snowden
Red Dead Virgin is possibly the most popular of the "bloodswap" stories, where the same character is used twice but with trading of their histories and upbringing. WARNING! This is utterly anti-Semitic and totally pervert story.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Complete
Arrogant, Born loser, Bossy, Brat, Clumsy, Klutz, Crabby, Cranky, Crybaby, Defiant, Devil worshiper, Dodo, Drama Queen, Dramatic, Dunce, Egotistical, Finicky, Fool, Good-for-nothing, Greedy, Grouchy, Grumpy, Hellion, Holly Terror, Hot-tempered, Hothead, Idiot, Immature, Ingrate, Lame-brain, Lazy, Lazy-bones, Loser, Mean, Melodramatic, Moody, Monster, Moron, Nitwit, Obnoxious, Orner
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Complete
Rabbis To Go
Imagine going to sleep one night and waking up many years later in a totally different world. In this futuristic world, literally everything you do is tightly monitored and controlled by the Anti-Defamation League.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Complete
The Southern Poverty Loan Center
I enjoy being out side and have many interests. I'm a leadership guy so I enjoy working with the communities and helping people. I would like to meet a women who I can have fun with and laugh with may be go out to eat, have a few drinks, take a walk in the park and go swimming with. (WARNING. Racial slurs.)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Complete
Edomites' Cans
One man, the Chosen One, emerging in shock, found pieces of flesh blown on to the roof of his house. But the Shabbat morning liturgy includes a prayer for martyrs, which is traditionally recited near the end of the Torah service. Is World Jewry oppressing the Infidels?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Complete
Patriarch Jacob's Sodden Revival
Lift and tone your butt in five minutes with a variety of programs for all ages, serving UI students, UI Faculty and Staff. Now, if you were a Jew in Europe in 1941, and you actually knew that Hitler was developing the means to carry out his threat to exterminate the Jews, what would you do? (WARNING! Possibly Anti Semitic.)
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Complete
Sing-Sing Texas Ranger Research Center
I'm a deputy on the department and 98% of the badges were fine. Badges being replaced with asset forfeiture ... ok ... what about letterhead, squad car emblems, anything with the 7 pt badge? Still … many tourists come to this area for bird watching, but the terrible deforestation is leading to the disappearance of so much of our flora and … and even humans.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Complete
Total Onslaught
Lucifer is the originator of sin. He was perfect until he developed iniquity – a trait that God never put there. The federal government uses your tax dollars to support Social Security, health care, national defense and social services such as food stamps and housing.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Complete
Create Account
Holiness is not the way to Jesus. Jesus is the way to holiness. Therefore God also has highly exalted Him and given Him the name which is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow. Japanese scientists are expecting to be granted approval to grow human organs in animals and then harvest them for transplant within the next year.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
The Naserah City Guide
After the body is positioned on the gurney, the canopy is placed on the unit. The neat, rectangular shape of the canopy conceals the body for transport. Powerful Zulu empire arose from a typical Bantu decentralized pastoral society. Some Khoi-khoi retreated into the Kalahari Desert.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Complete
The Sierra Club Platform
There is a secret a plot by the Mexican government and American Hispanics to wrest the Southwest away from the United States in order to create "Aztlan," a Hispanic nation. Killer whales have developed a way of working together to create large waves that knock their prey into the water so they can hunt it.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Complete
The 3-Minute Chakra Rest
Both primate and human hands have opposable thumbs, or thumbs that can move to touch the other four digits on the hand. But the human thumb is longer, more muscular and more mobile than the primate thumb. Chimps can make play faces by just opening their mouths wide and showing their lower teeth.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Complete
Jin Xing
Hitchhiking is a classic example of what an economist would call a matching market, where there's a person who wants a ride, and there's a person who's willing to give a ride. There was some sort of equilibrium in which there was a set of people who wanted to hitchhike, and there was a set of people who were willing to pick them up.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
The Five Month Course
But a sudden swerve off a road thrust her car into a tree and her into a coma that never lifted over the next decade. Fed by a tube, swaddled in a diaper, she aged from eleven to eighteen with little change in her condition. Then in late December, the staff attending her at a nursing home in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, a suburb on this city's southeastern downtown area, noticed a puzz
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
Failed Literary Adaptation
I reckon Frodo was so excited that he was going off to save the world that he went out the night before they were meant to leave, got fucked on pills, ket and amyl nitrate, and was just caned for the whole journey. That would explain the cold sweats, his drawn, sallow complexion, his lethargy, impaired coordination, aggressive outbursts and hallucinations. (WARNING. Matures only.)
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Complete
The Day-Glo Event
Tucked into the larger health care reform passed by Congress was reauthorization of the Indian Health Care Improvement Act. But in reality, it is just as dangerous to its own kind as it is to non-whites and Jews, the declared targets of its "hate" and "rage". (WARNING. Contains racial slurs and derogative terms.)
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Complete
Witch Coven High Priestess of Babylon
I want to drink my own blood but I don't know where a good place to cut to drink. I know about the wrists but I don't really wear watches or wristband. Every five to seven years, the Farm Bill is debated in Congress before it is re-authorized.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Complete
Campo Loa's Sexual Predators
The Florida - Haiti Interstate Tunnel, I-95U or Caribbean International Highway Route 1 is an under construction underwater highway tunnel spanning from southern Florida, outside of Miami to northern Haiti, the city of Cap-Haitien. The tunnel began construction in mid 2008, so far spanning 495 miles in length.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Complete
The Last Shabbat
"He died for us so that, whether we are awake or asleep, we may live together with him." (1 Thessalonians 5:10). In the Hebrew language, the word for "remember" is zachor. There is a principle in Hebrew that phonetic sounds and letters are inter-related regarding their meaning. (WARNING! Black-eyed family! Swearing used as well.)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
Avatar Lending Program
Wrap the batting around the ball, trimming off any excess. Don't worry about making the batting perfectly smooth, as the imperfections will make your snowballs look more … realistic. At Niagara Falls, more than 512,252 gallons (1,898,927 liters) of water crash down twenty stories into the Niagara River every second – enough to fill nearly forty Olympic ...
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
LA Money Sense
Like most expectant parents, you probably alternate between fantasies about a healthy baby and worries that your baby will have a health problem. But there are two types of pedophiles - those that do it because they get off on the idea that it is wrong and those that seriously don't think there is anything wrong with what they are doing.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Complete
Zelte Vultures
Had these criminals been prosecuted decades ago, when they were far younger, the importance of the effort to bring them to justice would not have been questioned. They are just as guilty today as the day they committed their crime - and they do not deserve a prize for eluding justice for so long.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Complete
Na obali La Manša
Najstariji pisani trag o špijunazi nađen je na glinenoj pločici ispisanoj pre 4.000 godina, kada je obaveštajac Banum, iz države Mavi na reci Eufrat, javio svom vladaru da je primetio sumnjive svetlosne signale u susednom neprijateljskom selu koje se zvalo "Srpski Dol".
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - Serbian - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Lakota Batmen's Rapid Hospital
There is a huge divide between Indians and whites in Rapid City. Young Indian girls are often sexually assaulted and brutalized by their captives, who usually bite them repeatedly until they bleed and pass out.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete
Namaz And Some Rye Bread
When you think of a cheerful job, you probably don't think of loan officer, warehouse manager, or accountant. What would you do if you were confronted with death? What gives someone the strength to survive? Is it luck, chance, instinct?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete
Law Meal Library
Direct & Intimate stations are protected with a biometric login to restrict access to authorized inmates. On successful identification of the inmate, the system initiates the user's personal session on the system. Hence questions such as "When is my release date? How much money do I have in my account? When is my next court date? Who is booked for my next visit?" can be answered.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Complete
When Gold Is God
The audience in the Colosseum was the same idle crowd as that which thronged to the autos da fé and the executions, or that which came here today in search of something to fill its inner void, or that which tomorrow will go with the same eagerness to watch one of today's heroes being hanged.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Complete
Aktie Tomaat
The world's leading Jewish nonprofit organization, the Jewish Agency for Cosmos has been confronting the Jewish people's greatest challenges for generations. Established in 1862, the Jewish Agency built the State of Utopia and worked tirelessly to develop a vital modern nation.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
Der Beitrag des Abkommens
Eine Studie zur Ideologie der sozialdemokratischen Arbeiterbewegung in der Weimarer Republik 1924 - 1932 .
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - German - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
The combo of a nigger, gorilla and an asteroid. As in the whirl it is going to defecate on account of these things. WARNING: contains lots of racist slurs.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
Signs, like any other traffic control devices, must meet five fundamental requirements: • Fulfill a need • Command attention • Convey a clear, simple meaning • Command respect from travelers • Give adequate time for proper response.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Complete
Nostra Aetate
The Tuskegee Study of Untreated Syphilis in the Negro Male was a clinical study, conducted between 1932 and 1972 in Tuskegee, Alabama, in which 399 plus 201 control group without syphilis poor — and mostly illiterate — African American sharecroppers were denied treatment for Syphilis.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
Mixed Armistice Commission
Between 1933 and 1945, more than 11 million men, women, and children were murdered in the Holocaust. Approximately six million of these were Jews.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Crime/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Complete
Expandable Galactic Humanoids
A common condition in newborns, jaundice refers to the yellow color of the skin and whites of the eyes caused by excess bilirubin in the blood. Bilirubin is produced by the normal breakdown of red blood cells.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Complete
Feoh, Rad Wyn
I see light against the trees and hear an engine as a car approaches on the street to my right from behind the pool complex. The light I've been watching, maybe coincidentally, chooses this moment to start an ascent — again, slowly at first and then gathering speed. Soon it's too far up to see anymore.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete