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How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse by Lolitroy reviews
Duff became sixteen the day the world ended. Was she sad? Nah! In a zombie apocalypse, you can make graffiti on libraries, set buildings on fire, throw boomerangs at people... in other words, heaven. The only bad thing is the fact that you can't pee in peace...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 2/29/2012
Saved by Taim reviews
Oh, just read it. I think this is hilarious myself. Make sure you finish it before you write it off though! I promise it's in the right category! Oneshot )
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Complete
The Supernatural Royal Pain in the Butt by Claire-Inet reviews
When Andrew went to let his dog out late at night, he sees the surprise of his life...a girl, quite a pretty girl! Little did he expect a snotty , self- absorbed vampire princess from Romania...who makes poor Andrew's life a living nightmare! This is a humorous story, so please read it! :
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012
A Social Networks Story by Hope Kills reviews
A fanfiction of Human!Social Networks. Have you ever wondered how would Social Networks would be if they were human? After a meeting, all the Social Networks are forced to live together. These are their adventures...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013
Dilemmas of a Class Clown by rosieroo reviews
ONE SHOT. He's funny. I'm funny. You'd think we'd go together, right? Wrong. He's hot. I'm not. And that's my dilemma in a nutshell. It's hard falling for a guy that wouldn't be the least bit interested in you. *Nominated for Best One-Shot SKoW round 12*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Burning Brightly by rosieroo reviews
COMPLETE! When a powerful and handsome supernatural being decides to take an interest in your life, you'd be super happy, right? Wrong. He's decided to make my life a living hell. Would this be a bad time to say that I'm falling for him? Woops. *Nominated for Most Creative Plot SKoW round 12*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,399 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
What not to do at school by Melody Melone reviews
These are some things that my friends and I have done and are no longer aloud to do...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012
Death by I'm not really sure yet by Feirai reviews
How to die... with style. It's worth reading, mainly for anime fans, but only bcause they're the only one who'll get it. i might continue this, assuming no one gets offended and hunts me down. Please don't hunt me down. By the way, feel free to PM me with any ways to die that you think are funny.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2012
100 Ways to Annoy Kai by kittyninja15 reviews
Meet Conner the expert on how to annoy anything ranging from elves to dragons and more! Poor Kai he never stood a chance when Conner decided to find out how to push his buttons. Read on to see what it takes to annoy Kai and survive unscathed!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012
The House by yasmin1022 reviews
It was just a late winter afternoon, and she was walking home, like every other day. Until she set her eyes upon the house.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Complete
And the Door slammed shut Chapter 2 by MontyB reviews
Chapter 2 of the story "And the door slammed shut, never to be opened again" Yup, this is the end of it. Thanks to TravixMan for the ghost idea and where the story should go.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Complete
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,919 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Writer's Quest! by Lord Unknown reviews
Two not so ordinary friends are trying to write a story...wow, what a surprise...when a PORTAL OF DOOM takes them into a world where they search for the Orb of Creativity! A strange satire of fantasy novels and mythology. Cowritten with Sauron's Minion.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,585 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 3,992 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Blooderfly by Sapphirekat reviews
Who knew the Devil had late night infomercials?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
And the time went still
Or how delivering a simple letter ended up up bad...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Complete