LittleWickedOne
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Joined 07-08-12, id: 855229, Profile Updated: 07-08-14
Author has written 11 stories for Humor, Nature, Fantasy, Life, General, and General.

So... hey. I'm LittleWickedOne, as you may have guessed, but you can call me Wicked. I have an account under the same name on FanFiction, but I made it a long time ago and now I can't get in because I forgot my passwowrd. And email address. But that's beside the point. I write because if I didn't, all the words in my head would explode, and then I'd be nothing but a splat on my ceiling. I think it's a lot of fun, and shouldn't be taken too seriously... when speaking of concept, I mean. Otherwise, I'm a Nazi perfectionst, and I am medically allergic to grammar mistakes. Spelling isn't quite so bad... without spellcheck, even I'm susceptible *shudders*. Anyways, I'm a little goofy and random, and if I write a scathing review about your story it's just because I have a strange errant love of berating and correcting, or just because you made some grammar mistakes and I almost died because of a severe allergic reaction. Anyways, just ignore me, I'm kind of a weirdo... but yeah. Anyways, I love writing and reading of all kinds, poetry, scifi, fantasy... okay, so maybe not historical fiction and biographies. They make me rather want to vomit. So otherwise, feel free to shoot me a PM just to chat, no matter how random the occasion, and for the love of all that's holy review my stuff! I adore your critisism and praise alike, all feedback is good feedback. ...Okay, so maybe chastising me will make me start to cuss you out in real life, but I'll always be kind and sweet and accepting online, k? All right, so I think we're good here. The rest of my page will henceforth be filled with quotes and cool stuff like that.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I’m saying. –Oscar Wilde

Rule #1: The customer is always right. Rule #2: If the customer is wrong, please refer to rule #1. –Duncan Howe

Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death. That’s all. –William Goldman

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. –Graffiti

Life is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath it. At night, the ice weasels come. –Matt Groening

This is the violet hour, the hour of hush and wonder, when the affections glow again and valor is reborn, when the shadows deepen magically along the edge of the forest and we believe that, if we watch carefully, at any moment we may see the unicorn. -Bernard DeVoto "The Hour"

I don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun! –Homer Simpson

Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time—a tremendous whack. –Winston Churchill

It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl on New Year’s Day. –The Naked Gun

This “telephone” has too many short comings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. This device is inherently of no value to us. –Western Union International memo, 1876

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. –Steven Wright

Everybody has a talent, it’s just a matter of moving around until you discover what it is. --George Lucas

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Heartbeat by Romans 12-2 reviews
It's hard to hide who you are when "who you are" is not who you are.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 2/10
Blast Furnace by Immersturm reviews
As a superhero, Saint Furnace has the respect of the public. But things take a turn for the sinister while he attends a charity ball...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Complete
Moss Rose by JC Green reviews
A short scene about childhood, nostalgia, and longing for better days.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Complete
The Devil and I by K. L. Boyer reviews
A Sonnet about my personal experience with Satan. PLEASE REVIEW!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Complete
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Girl reviews
Just a girl. Is she you? Me? Everyone? Perhaps she's no one at all...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10 - Complete
Dead Man reviews
Deep down, everyone should be able to relate to this one. We're all dead, but the funny thing is how oblivious to the fact we all are.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/10
Forgot reviews
What if, near the end of your life, you realized you'd completely forgotten how to live and love, and no matter how hard you tried, you couldn't remember how?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Complete
Celestial Interlude reviews
A short story-Reflections on the stranger and more lovely corners of earth, which may or may not exist, who knows...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Complete
Spaces reviews
Super deep thoughts about the universe... no seriously... The universe is made out of atoms the entire world is really mostly made of absolutely nothing. Empty space is more meaningful than you'd think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Complete
Little Mice reviews
They're just so darn cute... as long as they're not living in my walls eating my drywall.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
Fireflies reviews
A beautiful phenomena of cool summer evenings that you might have seen once or twice.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
To Slay a Dragon reviews
A short story I wrote for a contest awhile ago. It's pretty much the only short story I have, since I have no patience with writing them.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2012
The Moth and the Flame reviews
A small look into what I believe is one of nature's most intriguing and disturbing relationships, that of the moth and the flame.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012
After You reviews
This is what happens when I'm bored... picture two puffed up Englishmen bantering on about something absolutely idiotic and wasting everyone's time in general.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete
Auntie Rose reviews
Just a little of my doodling... sigh
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete