The Quaag
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Joined 07-10-12, id: 855865, Profile Updated: 12-01-13
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, General, and Horror.

Hey, I'm the Quaag. I'm about fifteen years old, and I live in Tralala Mountain in Pennsylvania. :) For those of you that don't know, I also have an account on Fanfiction by the same penname, so if you get bored, check it out. Not much else to say, but if you really want to get to know me, check out my profile on FF.

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Love, A Curse in Disguise by Chiara SS reviews
When Lucas Hastings moves again, and transfers to a prestigious all-boys academy, his only hope is to get away from all the craziness back "home." But it seems to have followed him here, too... as expected. All the girls STILL want him. But then he meets his new neighbor, Liana Stiles. She's the only girl that's ever been able to resist him. Is she the key to breaking The Curse?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012
Laughoholics Galore by Aokigahara's Nightmare reviews
Need a laugh? Be glad you found this then! Random things that will make your day! An unexpected chapter!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,820 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012
Dentures by Lobotomised reviews
'Hello' 'Hi. Er, is this Alice Reynolds' 'Yep. Speaking.' 'I've, uh … got your dentures.' This is how I met Alice Reynolds. And what an awkward meeting it was. An intensely awkward love story with trifle, pipe-cleaners and pterodactyls-in-the-stomach. Taylor Swift never reckoned for this. ONESHOT
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Complete
Marching On by Insane Only 2 You
Lloyd Quebec, known as Canada to his fellow football players, has fallen into a desperate time. His family is falling apart and he is finding who is true friends are. But will they be his worst enemy, the band geeks, or his popular football team?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,744 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011
Liberation Girl by Written reviews
-Complete- Lysa thought being the Emperor's only daughter was tough, and that was -before- the handsome rebel came into her life.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,482 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Smooth Jazz by Sercus Kaynine reviews
A man with a gun walks in to Chamberlain's cafe and threatens to kill everyone unless they give him a good reason not to.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
beautiful insomniac by CuriousContradiction reviews
darling, we are all adrenaline and paper cuts and raw electricity shudder-craving solar eclipses. stand here on the precipice of insanity and fall with me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
NaCl by ms silverquill reviews
It's synthesis. Two elements combine to form a more complex product. We're salt." A series of moments between two friends - because sometimes your soulmate isn't necessarily your lover
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,158 - Reviews: 4815 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
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Knives
Some things are hard to explain. Like this. Like self harm. One shot.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28 - Complete
Stardust
What makes us so different, so special? It's certainly not the dust that makes us.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Complete
Rests
A short poem about a piece of music featuring an alto saxophone soloist.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Complete
Fall For You reviews
After a complicated party, things just get more and more complicated for Jade regarding her group of friends. How will she handle all of her guy problems? Who will end up with who at the End-of-the-School-Year Dance? Jade isn't sure how, but she knows that she'll manage to get some of her friends to fall for each other. The question is... Who will she fall for? [Do not own pic!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013