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Joined 07-14-12, id: 857020, Profile Updated: 10-13-12
Author has written 5 stories for Humor.

Hello people, Dorian Grimes here! Yes, the Dorian Grimes, author of Murderous Creatures, that novel that you've probably never heard of! :D Well, if you like what I do here you should look it up on Amazon!

I write short stories that tend to be funny or satirical and almost always end ironically.

If you like my work, you should like my author page on facebook.

I love Oscar Wilde and that's about all I can think of for now :)

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The Promise reviews
Josh really likes Tessa, but Tessa will only go out with him if he gives up on the high school's latest and most annoying craze...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Complete
The War reviews
"Once upon a time there were two countries. One country had a President and the other country had a King. One day, the President and the King decided that they didn't like each other. To end this animosity, they took the only logical step and decided to go to war." A satirical short story about the stupidity of war.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
The Clumsy Knight reviews
The beautiful Princess Pearl is looking for a husband and the clumsy knight Sir Alister is determined to win her over. An ironic twist on the traditional fairy tale.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Complete
Bright Yellow Flowers reviews
When a grumpy old lady named Susan makes a wish in her garden, it is granted by a kind woodland fairy. However, humans are never very happy when they get exactly what they wish for.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Complete
The Sound of Crickets Chirping Outside reviews
A young boy named Bobby learns a valuable lesson about science in his small-town school. This is a satirical story about how stupid I think it is to teach creationism in science class.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Complete