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Joined 07-15-12, id: 857047, Profile Updated: 08-11-12
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, Nature, and Action.

Hi everyone!

Things about me:

Favourite books: Vampire Academy, anything my Matthew Reilly and anything about intelligence.

Least Favourite books: The Red King, Goodnight Mister Tom and Sassy Cat the Night of The Dead.

Things I am randomly obsessed with: Free speech in Turkmenistan, evil laughter, looking up random stuff on Wikipedia and Swiss trains.

Hobbies: Water polo, getting into political arguments with teachers, planning the gap year I am going to have with my friends and reading and writing weird action books.

Pets: Four cats; Sassy, Kitty, Lilly and Romeo. About 20 fish. One dog; Gemma.

Current Favourite songs: Spectrum (Say My Name), Live Tomorrow and Vårens Första Dag.

Least favourite songs: Baby it's cold outside (yes, we know it's cold outside, so stay inside!!

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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

Favourite quotes

"WOOOOOOOOO!!!! Inverted commas!"-Me

"Do you ever burst into random, unexplained fits of evil laughter? 'Cos I do."- Me to my Dad

Will: "You've got a brain the size of an atom!"
Hasi: "What's that?"

"But I love algae-infested concrete pits!" - Me to my mum.

"Mmm...Demacratic socialism." -Me

"I love being weird, it's fun."- Me

"For heaven's sake dog, go wees."- My Stepmum

My cousin: "I'm soaking wet, but I like it!"
Me: "I'm soaking too, but I like it!"
My Stepmum: "You're both insane!"
Me: "But I like it!"

"Is the daily profit daily?"- Millie

My friend:"Lets go out at night and howl at the moon!"
Me:"Great idea!"

"Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth."

"Good friends would bail you out of jail, but best friends would be sitting in there with you saying "THAT WAS BLOODY AWESOME!""

"I finally get demacratic socialismI just get it now!" - Me

"If life gives you lemons, burn life's house down."

"Come to the nerd side, we have pi."

"Describe Egypt in a word."

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The Writing on the Wall
A short story about a girl living in East Germany who rescues an injured soldier. He presents her with an impossible choice. R&R?
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Complete
The Wisdom of Driftwood reviews
What a mere piece of driftwood has seen and learnt about the world-and what we can learn from it.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
Germany's Got Boredom! reviews
Vladimir is sitting on a train in Germany, being bored out of his mind by an old man named Sven, when he finds himself the newest contestant on a truly bizarre game show! Just a quick short story. R&R?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete