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Here's a bit about ME...
Height: short ass
Weight: none of your business
Age: OAP ;) jokes aha
Hair colour: GINGER and proud :D
You know you live in 2012 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'
7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object
8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many school kids know geography more than their parents)
9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces
10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
15.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
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