TimeShard13
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TimeShard13 here!

First things first: I'm trying to help Selera Rae Austin promote her story Burning Stories on fictionpress. Its absolutely amazing and i suggest that everyone give it a try!

If you haven't noticed I'm a huge Doctor Who fanatic.

Favorite TV Shows (Besides Doctor Who of course)


Heroes (the first season was the best)

Lost (totally awesome, not finished watching it though)

Once Upon A Time (not my favorite favorite)

Merlin (impatiently awaiting the 5th season)

Legend of the Seeker (Cara's the best)

And I can't remember the rest.

Favorite Books (this could take a while...)


Warriors (I'll never out grow it)

Harry Potter (a soon-to-be classic)

Lord of the Rings (a real classic)

Maximum Ride (can't wait for Nevermore)

Eragon (dragons are the best)

Percy Jackson (how could i forget?)

Escape from Furnace (creepy but cool)


Okay, I thought these two were hilarious (especially the second), but they aren't mine. Originally. They are now, so yeah, disclaimer.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101. (Not English 101, but thesauruses sometimes seems like my best friend)

Copy and paste this if you're a writer.


Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms.

2) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

3) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

4) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

5) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

6) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

7) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

8) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

9) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month".

10) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

11) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball.

12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

15) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends".

16) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

17) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

18) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

20) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

21) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

22) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously.

25) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.

26) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.


I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods. Comments in parentheses by me

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (How stupid could you be to do that?

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Great way to promote shoplifting!!!!

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How else would you use it?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But remember..it's just a suggestion...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? I wasn't sure...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I thought that's how you ironed your clothes..oops..honey, forget what I said about ironing your clothes!!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah like kids really work in factories still...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say!!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (That makes me wonder what else I could use it for)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (OMG!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (So thay want to give us the real artifical nuts...)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Sure, go ahead and crush another child's dreams!!!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Then I'll just stop it with any other body part.)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)

On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (I thought I was harmful to ants)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (How can you watch it????!!!!!)

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (Really???)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.)

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good)

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea...)

A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Amazing.)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Srry kids can't play in there anymore...)

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?)

A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?)

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Darn.)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah.)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)

On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD


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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

My sister has the best sister.

Bubble wrap amuses me.

Live Long and Prosper. -Spock

(rah) (ah) ([roma (1ma)] (ga) (ooh)(la) = bad romance. Copy & Paste it if you get it :)

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you were the other 5% that would bring popcorn, invite friends, and yell, "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.

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If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile.

94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY! "

Just because she once liked Percy doesn't make her the worst girl in the series! If you think people should stop hating on Rachel Dare, copy and paste

All Shades of Grey
Ry, Nikky and Kia are different and don't know why. They are constantly on the run living on the streets, until they meet Ravv who may have the answers they seek. Suddenly they're pulled into a war against an evil genius and his monstrous creations. Ry's world crumbles as her closest friend dies and Nikky must face the demon he has become while hiding it from those he loves.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,774 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 7/31/2012