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Joined 07-21-12, id: 858731, Profile Updated: 08-10-13
Author has written 10 stories for Love, Life, Nature, Horror, Humor, and Young Adult.

Hi, E.M.O unknown here. Let me tell you...

About me:

1.) I have the most amazing friends I could ever have!.

2.)I love my friends to the ittiest bittiest pieces!

3.)I am neutral. I dont believe in the evolution of man nor do i believe in God.

4.) I hate drama starters.

5.) I hate secrets between friends

6.) I like to play tennis, badmitten, video games, ect.

7.)I enjoy cooking and eating junk food(who doesnt)

8.) I love Invader Zim, all and ANY(not all but most) anime found on Youtube

Birthday/age: I was born March, 16. I am _ years old(ha did you really think i would tell my age? sucker!)

Family/friends: I have 2 older STEP-sisters and 1 older step-brother.I am half of my brothers age. He is _ which means that I am _. My sister Amber is 2 years older than me, and my sister Breanna(who I dislike) is one year older than me. I love my friend! YEA YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

Stories: I hate that how when I try to publish one, that when it asks me to select a catagory it wont let me!

95 WAIT...

LOADING...

96 COME ON...

LOADING...

97 I'M WAITING!...

LOADING...

98 NEARLY..

LOADING...

99 FINALLY!!!...

LOADING...

0 DAMN!!!!

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SPREAD THE BUNNY SO HE CAN GAIN WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!

You know you live in 2000 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friend is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

17 things to do in Walmart.

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4.Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.

17.I put on all sorts of bowls and sports equipment and stalk around like im a spy holding a water noodle as a weapon(or frying pan)

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Did you know...?

1.Kissing is healthy.

2.Bananas are good for period pain.

3.It’s good to cry.

4.Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6.Lying is actually unhealthy.

7.You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8.It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.

9. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10.It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11.Chocolate will make you feel better.

12.Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13.A good friend never judges.

14.A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

15.Boys aren't worth your tears.

16.We all love surprises.

17.Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

18.I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

19.You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

20.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

21.There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

22.God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

23.So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

24.I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

25.When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

26.I hear your silence loud and clear

27.Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

28.Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

29.How can i miss you if you never left?

30.Education is important, school however, is another matter.

31.Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

32.Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

33.Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

34.Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

35.Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually

36.If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

37.I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

38.You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

39.You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

40.Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

41.Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

42.Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

43.Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

44.Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

45.If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

46.Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

47.A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

48."We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

49.Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

50.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

51.If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

52.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

53.They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

54.There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

55.Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

56.Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

57.Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

58.Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

59.Lifes Tough, get a helmet

60.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

61.Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

62.Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

63.Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

64.Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

65.Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

66.It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

67.A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

68.Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

69.There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

70.You know you live in 2000 when the pizza guy gets to your house before the police do.

The cops never find it as funny as you do >=D (you'll never find me coppers!!!)

Hey its the Po Po! Every1 get down or stay cool!


Well, thats all for now =D ! I might have more later. Maybe... Probably not.

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