hiya its tecnicalKnockout here ... I'm probably not the best writer, but i have been stricken with sudden inspiration to soar O-or fail epically whichever comes first ... probably the later... i don't clam to the the master of grammar periods commas and or semicolons and me and spelling are on pretty rough terms (spell check is my best friend) but i Will try my best .. *takes a deep breath*OK here goes nothing i love reviews positive and negative, other wise ill just feel stupid and lose what little courage i managed to pull from under my couch and ill be all (・・・（。＿。；）no ones listening who are you even talking to get out of the way) i love writing but have always been to chicken to post anything for fear of angry mobs...ill just stop talking now ...one last thing my authors note will probably change nationality with my mood just a little quirk i have ok now im done hopefully you'll hear from me again :)

Hey there this NaeNaeKnockout I am good at spelling and grammar but sometimes i leave out small details in story. I have my best friend for creative ideas and keep my creative brain working. I love to write stories. I might use a lot of commas but last time i checked i wanted to breathe. I might be mean sometimes if you are mean to me and our my friend Technical.

I love quotes yes I do I love quotes here's a few

"Wouldn't it be nice if the world was flat? Then we could just push off the people we don't like." -Anonymous

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

about mwa

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yours truly

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

if you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.

If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger --or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you think that Writer's Block sucs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who DOSE NOT loves or obsess with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenX, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny-silver-volvo-stalker, MegTheVampire, Crimson Love20, Scarlet Dawn, Queenoflove, Bealive-Your-Imagination, Lilchany, suckishLEMONADE, Alice Rocker, Carolina Martinez, tecknicalKnockout ;),

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, luvablenerd, soraroxas365, Dying-Lunar-Mystery, Alice Rocker, Carolina Martinez, tecknicalKnockout ;),

for the love of humanity!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in a safe place with a nice Man.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.(i dont even own a gun)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*tch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell (hell must be getting pretty crowded)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (That sounds painful...)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (what?)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (Probably)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BREASTS, so I MUST be a hoe.(care to say that to my face?)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(what do you want me to do call YOU and ask what i should wear? )
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (*sigh)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (have you seen what Kool-aid dose to the inside of a plastic Pitcher? i can only imagine what it would do to my digestive track ...and why would i want to drink something that starts out red, turns blue, and taste like green apple?)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Hey, you want to starve to death, that's your deal)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Thank you, for that support)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Hell no!)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (i frigin hate watermelon if i wanted to be spiting out pebbles all day i'ed eat gravel)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(i love the sun its beautiful it gives warmth and light ... its also hot and i'ed rather not bake in it all day)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (no i just prefer not to surround myself with strangers )
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Uh...yeah...you just got that?)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*tch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b*tch. (Think what you want.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my breasts.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (so says the one digging in a dry lake bed looking for fish ... ok)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Hmm...are you saying that most people on this site are emo?)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Have you not been paying attention?)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Oh yeah, because it's always OUR fault)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Well, that would be a LOT of people you're calling a loser)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (oh earth mother protect us all)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (yes mom...yhea hes 57 the way he types is just so swexy)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.(well maybe if they made some attempt to let me know they at least knew what they were talking about and didn't pretend to be on the verge of a mass shut down every 48 hours i would have a little more faith in them)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Once again, have you not been paying attention?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (what? well excuse me )
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.(just a little)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (if you think this just remember your stupid and therefor wrong)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I make alot of GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES so I MUST be uneducated. (really i get this allot)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (maybe i just don't want to put you to sleep...)
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist
I play SPORTS so I MUST be a tomboy if I'm a girl.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be dumb.
I play football at school, so I MUST be an idiot jock.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a geek with no social life.
I point out MISTAKES, so I MUST be over-controlling and hates everyone who makes mistakes.

just for fun

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What's the book and write a random sentence from within?

the beginning of after by Jennifer Castle (kinda accidentally stole it from school and never actually read it) "you can do better" ... jee thanks book

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you hat can you touch?

my cup of tea that ive had sence this morning and its still half full lol

3. Without looking, guess what time it is:

.. 10:00 pm ish

4. Now look at a clock. What is the actual time?

9:51 pm ... close enough

5. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

air conditioning and my brothers pretending there gangster (there not)

6. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

7:30 am to feed the cats

7. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

my PM box

8. What are you wearing?

hideous plaid shirt that i think is quite comfy kacky pants potato shoes and a knit hat

9. Did you dream last night?

maybe ... (cant remember)

10. When did you last laugh?

like 30 seconds ago when i liked at what i was wearing

11. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

one picture, a mirror, certificate for doing nothing, candel holders with no candels, and a calender from a chinese restaraunt (its pretty cool)

12. See anything weird lately?

... my friend there are weird things all around us every day most of us just have to look in the mirror

13. What do you think of this quiz?

eh ... well im still taking it ...

14. What is the last film you saw?

cars 2 # Madder is teh bomb!

15. If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you do?

obligatory 10% to church ill probably sucker myself into feeding the children, helping battered women and fighting cancer so there goes another 10% lock some into a savings bond -40% (just to be safe) set some away to college for me and my siblings so - 20% find a way to make more money! vacation to Tokyo/London ...

16. Tell me something about you I don't know:

im 18 and im 4,9 (yeha yhea laugh it up)

17. If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

peice on earth damnit ! seriously what the hell are we even fighting about!!!!

18. Do you like to dance?

yes yes i do unfortunately dance doesn't like me

19. George Bush:

... has white hair :)

20. Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

i have no idea

21. Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

ill get back to you on that one

--Your guy side--

X You love hoodies.

X You love jeans.

X Dogs are better than cats.

x its hilarious when people get hurt.

x You've played with/against boys on a team.

x Shopping is torture.

x Sad movies suck.

x You own/Ed an X-Box.

x Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.

x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

x You own/Ed a DS, PS or Sega.

x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

x You watch sports on TV.

x Gory movies are cool.

x You go to your dad for advice.

x You own like a trillion baseball caps.

X You like going to high school football games.

x You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

X Baggy pants are cool to wear.

X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

x Sports are fun.

X Talk with food in your mouth. (not intentionally)

X Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 10

Your girl side:

x You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.

x You love to shop.

x You wear eyeliner.

X You wear the color pink

X Go to your mom for advice.

X You consider cheerleading a sport.(when it’s done professionally shoot that’s no joke)

x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

X You like wearing jewelry.(charm necklaces with random trinkets that I find)

x Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

x Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

x You don't like the movie Star Wars.(ok so I never actually watched it)

x You were in gymnastics/dance. (I wish)

X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (professional procrastinators can change an outfit 11 times in the course of an hour )

X You smile a lot more than you should.(what else is there to do?)

x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

X You care about what you look like. (don’t we all?)

X You like wearing dresses when you can. (I only own like 2 though)

x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

x You love the movies.

X You used to play with dolls as little kid. (Yup)

x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

x Like being the star of everything.

Total: 10