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Joined 07-24-12, id: 859428, Profile Updated: 08-07-12

Well, hey there. I won't be posting very much, seeing as how I'm rarely ever on the internet. But for the stories that I do post, I hope you will take time to review and give any contructive criticism. I would greatly appreciate it.

Name: Alex. Yep, just Alex.

Height: 4'11 (yes, I am incredibly short. This is most likely the height I will be for the rest of my life. I'm proud of it.)

Weight: Around 110 lbs.

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual.

Hair: Long-ish, black. I don't dye it much anymore.

Aspirations: I would like to be an author, but unfortunately, I don't see myself writing a book anytime soon. I don't have enough motivation. So now I have dreams of being an actress. Although I recently started thinking about neurobiology...

Personality: I can be quite shy, but for the most part I'm open and friendly. I am bipolar and have OCD, but I have learned to live with my faults. I am a recovered self-injurer (burning, cutting, drugs, and anorexia) and I now try to help anyone who is struggling. I love giving advice, and I try to be there for people as much as I can. I know what it's like to feel alone, to want to die, to feel like there's nothing in the world to live for. I try using my own experiences to help others. I am very sarcastic, as well.

Obsessions: SIMON BAKER/PATRICK JANE, JAMES RODAY/SHAWN SPENCER, Video games, Llamas, dinosaurs, YouTubers (HaiLedabear, danisnotonfire, CapnDesDes, ahoynateo, communitychannel, AmazingPhil, charlieissocoollike, etc.) music, pandas, attractive men/women, hair dye, etc.

Favorite Authors: John Green, J.K. Rowling, Amy Reed, Ellen Hopkins, Ted Dekker, Suzanne Collins, Jennifer Brown, James Patterson, James Dashner, and a few others.

Favorite TV Shows: PSYCH, THE MENTALIST, Legend of Korra, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Raising Hope, New Girl, The Office, Rizzoli & Isles, The Walking Dead, Invader Zim, Adventure Time, and America's Next Top Model.

Favorite Video Games: Lord of the Rings: War in the North, Skyrim, Resident Evil, Assasin's Creed, Splinter Cell Conviction, Star Wars: Battlefront, Lord of the Rings: Conquest, etc.

I apologize in advance for any bitchiness you hear from me.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegeterian (You've got that right.)
I'm a TREE HUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a CUTTER, so I MUST be looking for attention.(I'm a recovered cutter.)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (That's true as well c:)
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I have a LARGE FAMILY, so I MUST feel invisible and seek attention out by criminal acticity.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SMOKE, so I MUST be goth
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm HISPANIC so I MUST be dirty.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DON'T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DISAGREE with my parents so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm Scottish, so I MUST wear a kilt.
I'M MENTALLY-HANDICAPPED, so I MUST not have a chance at life.
I'm DUTCH, so I MUST wear clogs.
I HAVE TATTOO(S), so I MUST be a low class bum.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST never be sober.
I love TO LEARN, so I MUST be boring.
I'm good with computers, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a FEMALE so I MUST only be out for sex.
I'm GAY, so I MUST be effeminate.
I'm OLDER, so I MUST always be in a bad mood.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be romantic.

I have EATING DISORDER(S), so I MUST be a peppy, stuck-up cheerleader.
I'm A FEMALE, so I MUST be incapable of controlling my emotions.
I WRITE POETRY, so I MUST be emo.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES
I dye my hair BLACK, so I MUST not be WHITE
I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS
I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL
I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER
I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports
I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN
I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE
I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS
I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.
I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR
I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER
I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR
I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me
I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS
I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET
I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT
I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION
I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN
I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM
I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT

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