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Name: LittleHermes
Age: 13
Stories written: none

I'm a skill ninja in the art u mad bro?
Shit goes down when I walk in the room.
Bitch please, is my number one attack.
Forever alone, is me.
Challenge accepted is what I do.

I rate stories out of 100 ninja stars!
0- 20: Super sucky
21- 40: Its bad
41- 60: Okay
61- 80: Very good
81- 100: Damn that's amazing...
Don't like my ninja star rating, I don't care!

I'm more of a reviewer, a critic ya know.

Here are some things...

RANDOM QUIZ TIME (copy and paste if u want.)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find sentence 3

"He didn't eat you!" I threw my arms around her, in the verge of tears. The guards rushed by us, and Raquel patted me stiffly on the back. -Paranormalcy by Kiersten White.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

Cell, wall, and bed

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Wizards of wavrly street

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6: 10

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Music (Youtube), dryer, Parents T.V, neighbors music.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Ohh god... June... June 30th? A LOONG time ago!

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Youtube page

9. What are you wearing?

Well okay then... black yoga pants, black thin strap tank top.

10. Did you dream last night?

Uhhh it was black

11. When did you last laugh?

... I dont know... maybe it was June 30th

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Hunger games poster (t-.-t), how to tell if you're a zombie poster (t-.-t) grad pic, two voodoo dolls

13. Seen anything weird lately?

...Bitch please to have to define weird...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Well you see I'm bored and there are no good stories up and updated

15. What is the last film you saw

Paranormal Activity 3 I laughed so hard my parents told me to leave.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I'd buy fictionpress and Fanfiction

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

What do you know dark shadows?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Big bang theory part two

19. Do you like to dance?

Me dance... no

20. George Bush?

This is a history quiz?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Long list but one is... Samantha

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?


23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

The person you are calling right now is throwing ninja stars at stories, please call again later.

24. Hottest guy alive?

Logan Lerman!!

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